第6章

“niang,nizuofanzhenhaochi,wolaixiwan。”zhoucaixialianxuliangdunchihaode,juedehunshenchongmanliliang。

yiqiannayouzheidaiyu,tamenyizhidoushichishengde。

youshihoumeidechi,zhijieheshuaguoshui。

“hao,nixi。shengxiadebingdoudaishang,womensanzhongwuchi。”zhangchunhuakebudasuanjineilianggeerziliu。

zuowanlaomujideshiqing,haidejixusuanzhang。

jintiancaiyaodiyi,zhengyinzidiyi。

qianshitasanshibasuideneicigaijia,yudaoyiweihaoren,duifangshiliushisuilaozhongyi,jiaoletahaoduodongxi。

“niang,nishentibuhao,jiuzaijiaxiezhe。”

“caiyaodeshiqing,wogenmeimeiqujiuxing。”zhoucaiyunguaiqiaodishuo,niangjitamenzuofan,jiuyijinggouxingfule。

“niangmeishi,zoutamenchuleqi,shentihaozhele。”zhangchunhuabuyongcaidouzhidaolaoerlaosanqunali。

xiangbanlaopozilaiyata,heng!

想得美!

tagenzhelianggenverqucaiyao,caizhidaotamenxianzaimeitianzouduoyuan,youduolei。

julicunzijindedifang,caoyaozaojiumeile,yaoxiangjixucai,jiuyaozougengyuandelu。

ertayouyiduanshijian,fapiqimalianggenvercaidecaoyaotaishaole。

youshixiangchouzijideyitian。

“niang,zheiyecaixixijiunengchi,wogenjiejiejingchangchi,meidu。”

“zheigehuashitiande,jiuzheiyangxiyikou。”

“niang,zheitubiechongyenengmaiqiande,yaopulaobanshuoduozhuadian。”

“zheigeshiyinchen,zhiyousanyuenengcai。sanyueyao,siyuecao,wuyueliuyuedangchaishao。”zhoucaixiazaishanjiangenyizhikuailedebailingniaoyiyang。

zhangchunhuazixiditingzhe,chongzhetashuqidamuzhi,“wojiacaixiagencaiyunzhennenggan。”

“nimenshishangtiancijiwodeliwu,yiqianshinianghutu,rangnimenshoukule。”

“niangxianzaijiaonimenduorenyixiecaoyao,meitianmaiduoshaoqian,bunenggaosutamen,mingbaima?”

zheilianggehaizihaimeiyousaobagao,jiukaishisaodi,meiyouguotaigao,jiukaishizuofan。

zhenshiyuenengchikudehaizi,jiuyouchibuwandeku。

“mingbai!niang,wozhitingnidehua。niangtengwo,wojiubujuedeku。”

“zhengenzuomengyiyang,niangnihuibuhuibianhuiqu?”zhoucaixiaxinggekansiyaoqiang,dongbudongjiuzhamao,shizeshiquefaanquangan。

“shirenjiuhuibiande,buguoniangbushibianhuiqu,shibiandeyuelaiyuehao。”zhangchunhuayongshoudiandiannverdexiaobizi。

wanghouyidingjitamenyangdebaibaipangpang,zairangtamendushushizi。

suirannvhaizibuxuyaokeju,danshiduodudianshu,zongmeihuaichu。

“niang,zheiliyougesiren。”zhoucaiyuntidaoyigeren,heyitiao,ganjinjiaoniang。

zhangchunhuapaoguolai,dingjingyikan,zheibushiqianshitazaishanshangjiuderenma?

ruguomeijicuodehua,tazaishanshangyouyichuzhaizi,shigefuguiren。

tashenshoutantanduifangdebixi,meisi,jiushihunmile。

yiqian,tazenmezuolaizhe,ganjinxiangyixiang。

duile,shiweishuihefengmi。

kejintian,tahaimeizhaodaoyefengmi,zhiyoushuigenbingzi。

“caiyun,jiangshuinaguolai,wangtazuilidao,tahaimeisi。”zhangchunhuajiangtazuibabaikai,rangnverweishui。

nanrenshibeiqiangxingde,tayanqianyoudianxuanyun,houbeilenghanzhimao,shouzhitoudouzaizhandou。

“caixiajiangbingzinaguolaiyikuaijishushuchi。”zhangchunhuaxiangzhejiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu。

laotianyedouzaitianshangkanzhe,zuohaoshiyidingyouhaobao。

“shushu,nichi。”zhoucaixianandemeiyouhushi,jiangdongxirangjiwairenchi。

nanrenyemeikeqi,nazaishouzhongjiuchiqilai。

shentigaosuta,xuyaochidongxi,cainenghuifu。

“nimandianchi,haiyou。”zhangchunhuajiantalangtunhuyan,yourangnvernaguolaiyikuai。

“zheizhenshishishangzuihaochidebingzi,dasaozixiexieni。”nanrenchileyikuaibingzi,zhenggerenganjuehaoduole。

zhoucaixiayangzhexiaba,wubideyidishuo,“neishi,woniangzuofantianxiadiyihaochi。”

jieguo,nanrenyikouqijiangsuoyoudebingzidouchiguangle。

zheixiazi,tazhejidishuo,“nizheiren,zenmedouchileya!zheishiwomendewufan。”

nanrenzuihouyikoubingzi,yanxiaqubushi,tuchulaiyebushi,manliandoushiganga。

“meishi,meishi!xiaohaizibudongshi,nibuyaoyutajijiao。”

“jizhangbingzinengjiuren,zhide。”

“dagenihaodianmei,xuyaowomensongnihuiquma?”zhangchunhuaganjinlazhenver,rangtabuyaozaishuole。

“duoxiedasaozigenxiaoguniangjiumingzhien。woxianzaihaole,buxuyaosong。”

“nimenliuyigedizhijiwo,womingridengmenganxie。”nanrenqishenxingli,zhanqilaineiyishunjian,zhoucaixiahedewanghouduo。

yinweitaigaole,yaoshizheigerenqiangtamendebingzichi,wanquandabuguo。

娘送就送了吧!

呜呜呜,好可怕。

“buyongle,sanzhangbingzieryi,suanbushangshenmejiumingzhien。”zhangchunhuaxiaozhejujue。

jiudangjieshanyuan,zhenbuxuyaobaoda。

nanrenfanbianquanshendoumeiyouzhaodaoyinpiao,jiuquxiabozishangdeyikuaiyupai,“dasaozixinshan,wobunengzhienbubao。”

“zheigejiudangwoyidiandianxinyi,qingbuyaojujue。”

duifangshinvzi,buyuanyiliuxiadizhi,yeshizhengchang。

“zhenbuyongle。”zhangchunhuajianzheimeguidedongxi,hedeganjinlazhelianggenverjiupao。

yinweigangganghuifu,nanrenyebuganzhui,zhihaozuoba。

paoyuanle,zhangchunhuazhangyuyikouqi,takebunengzuochenhuodajiedeshiqing。

“niang,neimehaodedongxi,keyihuanhenduoyinzi。”zhoucaixiayouxiebulijie。

tayigexiaohaizidounengkandechulaihaohuai,niangweishabuyao。

“bingzigenneiyupaijiazhiyiyangma?”zhangchunhuanaixindijiaodaohaizimendaoli。

“ketashuole,womenshijiumingzhien,yingdede……”zhoucaixiacaibuyuanyichengren,neiyupaikanqilainengpaiyichebingzi。

“gaishiwomenyingdede,shaoyiwenqianyebuxing。bushiwomende,zaiguiyebuna。”zhangchunhuaxiangdangchudiejiaodaozijiyiyangjiaodaonver。

“darenzhenfuza,womenjuedeguidedongxi,jiuyidingguima?”

“womenzhucaofangzi,bierenzhuqingzhuandawafang,doushifangzi。”

“womenzijizuofan,bierenyouyahuanzuofan,doushizuofan。”

“butoubuqiang,neirenzhudongji,zanmenjiabingzijiuzhi。”zhoucaixiabumandirangrangzhe。

zhangchunhuabeinverzheitingqilaimeiyouluojidehuayingkongle。

zhijilinghunshenchudeneizhong。

tawule,zhuanshen,“woquyaoyupai。”

neiyupaizuishaojiazhishangqianliang,youlezheibiqian,tahaixuyaodainverchikuma?

真是猪脑子呀!

tafeikuaipaohuiqu,toufasanle,lianbeishuyegepo,jiaodidoulunchucanying。

lianggenverzaihoumianyibianhanniang,yibianzhui。

“paole!tashengbinghainengpaozheimekuai,kendingshihouhui。”

“kuidale,cuoshibaofudejihui。”zhangchunhuaaohuidizhipaidatui。

qichuanyuyugenshanglaidelianggenver,nikankanwo,wokankanni。

娘真的是善变!