“niang,nizuofanzhenhaochi,wolaixiwan。”zhoucaixialianxuliangdunchihaode,juedehunshenchongmanliliang。
yiqiannayouzheidaiyu,tamenyizhidoushichishengde。
youshihoumeidechi,zhijieheshuaguoshui。
“hao,nixi。shengxiadebingdoudaishang,womensanzhongwuchi。”zhangchunhuakebudasuanjineilianggeerziliu。
zuowanlaomujideshiqing,haidejixusuanzhang。
jintiancaiyaodiyi,zhengyinzidiyi。
qianshitasanshibasuideneicigaijia,yudaoyiweihaoren,duifangshiliushisuilaozhongyi,jiaoletahaoduodongxi。
“niang,nishentibuhao,jiuzaijiaxiezhe。”
“caiyaodeshiqing,wogenmeimeiqujiuxing。”zhoucaiyunguaiqiaodishuo,niangjitamenzuofan,jiuyijinggouxingfule。
“niangmeishi,zoutamenchuleqi,shentihaozhele。”zhangchunhuabuyongcaidouzhidaolaoerlaosanqunali。
xiangbanlaopozilaiyata,heng!
想得美!
tagenzhelianggenverqucaiyao,caizhidaotamenxianzaimeitianzouduoyuan,youduolei。
julicunzijindedifang,caoyaozaojiumeile,yaoxiangjixucai,jiuyaozougengyuandelu。
ertayouyiduanshijian,fapiqimalianggenvercaidecaoyaotaishaole。
youshixiangchouzijideyitian。
“niang,zheiyecaixixijiunengchi,wogenjiejiejingchangchi,meidu。”
“zheigehuashitiande,jiuzheiyangxiyikou。”
“niang,zheitubiechongyenengmaiqiande,yaopulaobanshuoduozhuadian。”
“zheigeshiyinchen,zhiyousanyuenengcai。sanyueyao,siyuecao,wuyueliuyuedangchaishao。”zhoucaixiazaishanjiangenyizhikuailedebailingniaoyiyang。
zhangchunhuazixiditingzhe,chongzhetashuqidamuzhi,“wojiacaixiagencaiyunzhennenggan。”
“nimenshishangtiancijiwodeliwu,yiqianshinianghutu,rangnimenshoukule。”
“niangxianzaijiaonimenduorenyixiecaoyao,meitianmaiduoshaoqian,bunenggaosutamen,mingbaima?”
zheilianggehaizihaimeiyousaobagao,jiukaishisaodi,meiyouguotaigao,jiukaishizuofan。
zhenshiyuenengchikudehaizi,jiuyouchibuwandeku。
“mingbai!niang,wozhitingnidehua。niangtengwo,wojiubujuedeku。”
“zhengenzuomengyiyang,niangnihuibuhuibianhuiqu?”zhoucaixiaxinggekansiyaoqiang,dongbudongjiuzhamao,shizeshiquefaanquangan。
“shirenjiuhuibiande,buguoniangbushibianhuiqu,shibiandeyuelaiyuehao。”zhangchunhuayongshoudiandiannverdexiaobizi。
wanghouyidingjitamenyangdebaibaipangpang,zairangtamendushushizi。
suirannvhaizibuxuyaokeju,danshiduodudianshu,zongmeihuaichu。
“niang,zheiliyougesiren。”zhoucaiyuntidaoyigeren,heyitiao,ganjinjiaoniang。
zhangchunhuapaoguolai,dingjingyikan,zheibushiqianshitazaishanshangjiuderenma?
ruguomeijicuodehua,tazaishanshangyouyichuzhaizi,shigefuguiren。
tashenshoutantanduifangdebixi,meisi,jiushihunmile。
yiqian,tazenmezuolaizhe,ganjinxiangyixiang。
duile,shiweishuihefengmi。
kejintian,tahaimeizhaodaoyefengmi,zhiyoushuigenbingzi。
“caiyun,jiangshuinaguolai,wangtazuilidao,tahaimeisi。”zhangchunhuajiangtazuibabaikai,rangnverweishui。
nanrenshibeiqiangxingde,tayanqianyoudianxuanyun,houbeilenghanzhimao,shouzhitoudouzaizhandou。
“caixiajiangbingzinaguolaiyikuaijishushuchi。”zhangchunhuaxiangzhejiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu。
laotianyedouzaitianshangkanzhe,zuohaoshiyidingyouhaobao。
“shushu,nichi。”zhoucaixianandemeiyouhushi,jiangdongxirangjiwairenchi。
nanrenyemeikeqi,nazaishouzhongjiuchiqilai。
shentigaosuta,xuyaochidongxi,cainenghuifu。
“nimandianchi,haiyou。”zhangchunhuajiantalangtunhuyan,yourangnvernaguolaiyikuai。
“zheizhenshishishangzuihaochidebingzi,dasaozixiexieni。”nanrenchileyikuaibingzi,zhenggerenganjuehaoduole。
zhoucaixiayangzhexiaba,wubideyidishuo,“neishi,woniangzuofantianxiadiyihaochi。”
jieguo,nanrenyikouqijiangsuoyoudebingzidouchiguangle。
zheixiazi,tazhejidishuo,“nizheiren,zenmedouchileya!zheishiwomendewufan。”
nanrenzuihouyikoubingzi,yanxiaqubushi,tuchulaiyebushi,manliandoushiganga。
“meishi,meishi!xiaohaizibudongshi,nibuyaoyutajijiao。”
“jizhangbingzinengjiuren,zhide。”
“dagenihaodianmei,xuyaowomensongnihuiquma?”zhangchunhuaganjinlazhenver,rangtabuyaozaishuole。
“duoxiedasaozigenxiaoguniangjiumingzhien。woxianzaihaole,buxuyaosong。”
“nimenliuyigedizhijiwo,womingridengmenganxie。”nanrenqishenxingli,zhanqilaineiyishunjian,zhoucaixiahedewanghouduo。
yinweitaigaole,yaoshizheigerenqiangtamendebingzichi,wanquandabuguo。
娘送就送了吧!
呜呜呜,好可怕。
“buyongle,sanzhangbingzieryi,suanbushangshenmejiumingzhien。”zhangchunhuaxiaozhejujue。
jiudangjieshanyuan,zhenbuxuyaobaoda。
nanrenfanbianquanshendoumeiyouzhaodaoyinpiao,jiuquxiabozishangdeyikuaiyupai,“dasaozixinshan,wobunengzhienbubao。”
“zheigejiudangwoyidiandianxinyi,qingbuyaojujue。”
duifangshinvzi,buyuanyiliuxiadizhi,yeshizhengchang。
“zhenbuyongle。”zhangchunhuajianzheimeguidedongxi,hedeganjinlazhelianggenverjiupao。
yinweigangganghuifu,nanrenyebuganzhui,zhihaozuoba。
paoyuanle,zhangchunhuazhangyuyikouqi,takebunengzuochenhuodajiedeshiqing。
“niang,neimehaodedongxi,keyihuanhenduoyinzi。”zhoucaixiayouxiebulijie。
tayigexiaohaizidounengkandechulaihaohuai,niangweishabuyao。
“bingzigenneiyupaijiazhiyiyangma?”zhangchunhuanaixindijiaodaohaizimendaoli。
“ketashuole,womenshijiumingzhien,yingdede……”zhoucaixiacaibuyuanyichengren,neiyupaikanqilainengpaiyichebingzi。
“gaishiwomenyingdede,shaoyiwenqianyebuxing。bushiwomende,zaiguiyebuna。”zhangchunhuaxiangdangchudiejiaodaozijiyiyangjiaodaonver。
“darenzhenfuza,womenjuedeguidedongxi,jiuyidingguima?”
“womenzhucaofangzi,bierenzhuqingzhuandawafang,doushifangzi。”
“womenzijizuofan,bierenyouyahuanzuofan,doushizuofan。”
“butoubuqiang,neirenzhudongji,zanmenjiabingzijiuzhi。”zhoucaixiabumandirangrangzhe。
zhangchunhuabeinverzheitingqilaimeiyouluojidehuayingkongle。
zhijilinghunshenchudeneizhong。
tawule,zhuanshen,“woquyaoyupai。”
neiyupaizuishaojiazhishangqianliang,youlezheibiqian,tahaixuyaodainverchikuma?
真是猪脑子呀!
tafeikuaipaohuiqu,toufasanle,lianbeishuyegepo,jiaodidoulunchucanying。
lianggenverzaihoumianyibianhanniang,yibianzhui。
“paole!tashengbinghainengpaozheimekuai,kendingshihouhui。”
“kuidale,cuoshibaofudejihui。”zhangchunhuaaohuidizhipaidatui。
qichuanyuyugenshanglaidelianggenver,nikankanwo,wokankanni。
娘真的是善变!