第6章 开局一张嘴,其他全靠骗

“dongge,nipaonaqule,kejisiwole,zheixiezi,zanyijingshougouleershiduowanzhile,shibushigaitingyixia,paopaoxiaolule?”

wangtiezhushizhendezhejishanghuo,zheisantianxialai,tadezuili,yijingzhangmanlekouchuang。

tajiumeijianguoliweidongzheiyangzuoshengyide!

“xiaoludeshi,nibuyongdanxin,woyijingyoumeimule,mingtianzanjiuqushili,zhiyuxiezima,jixushou,buguohoumian,kebunengjixianqianle……quanbushezhang。”

“shezhang?cunminmennengyuanyime?”

“buyuanyijiurangtamenmaijiqitaren!”

liweidongcaibudanxinzheifangmian,rujintakeshilongduanzhenggeshichang,chuleta,zenmekenenghuiyouqitarenshougou?

zhiyuxianjinliuma,tahaiyouqitayongtu。

“neixingba。”wangtiezhudalazhelian,youqiwulide,xinlishifenhouhuiheliweidonghezuo。

tazenmekan,doujuedeliweidongbuxiangshihuizuoshengyideren!

……

diertianyizao,liangrenchengzuodabache,laidaoleshili。

buguolingwangtiezhuyumendeshi,liweidongshuoshilaimaixiezi,kequeyigexiezidoubudai。

bujinruci,qipajudonggengshiyigejiezheyige。

birujinchenghou,buqushichangdatan,faneryitouzhajinwenyindian,ranhoujinshangchang,maileyishengaodangxizhuang,yishuangpixie,yijiyigepibao。

congshangchangchulaihou,liweidongwanquanshiyifu“chenggongrenshi”dedabanle。

wangtiezhukanzheyanqianrenmogouyangdefaxiao,jingyadeyanzhuzidoukuaidiaodaoledishang,“dongge,nizheishiganshaa?zanshiqumaixiezi,youbushiquxiangqin!”

“renkaoyizhuangmakaoandongbu?”liweidongbailetayiyan,“haiyoujiushi,congxianzaikaishi,niyaohanwoshaoye。”

“可为什么啊?”

“rangnihannijiuhan……”

“wo……”wangtiezhuxinliyiwangebuleyi,kezhongjiuhaishihanleyiju,“shaoye,neizanxianzaiqunaa?wodatingle,langyaluneibian,youyigeyaocaishichang,zankeyiquneibianshishi。”

“zheigebuyongniguan,nizhiguanbanyanhaozijidejiaosejiuxing,lingwai,chulewoshiyiwai,niyijuhuabuzhunshuo。”

fenfuhaohou,liweidongdaizhewangtiezhu,laidaoleyijiajiaozuo【anjitang】deyaodian。

gangyijinru,dianyuanbianreqingdezhaohuqilai,“liangweixiansheng,ninxuyaodianshenme?”

“feishenmehua,banimenlaobanjiaoguolai!”liweidongyinchenzhelian,chenshengshuodao。

liangweidianyuandoubeizheiyijuhedebuqing,ganmangdaliangleliweidongyiyan。

zhijianliweidongshuyitouwuheifaliangdezhongfen,shenshangchuanzhegaodangdexizhuang,gezhiwolijiazheyigehouhoudepibao,kanqilaifeichangdeyoupaitou。

liangrenbuzhishenqian,yushiganmangdao:“womenlaobanzaierlou,zheijiujininhan。”

“buyongle,wozijishangquba。”

yushi,liangrenshangleerlou。

liweidongchaotiezhushilegeyanshen,wangtiezhuhuiyihou,ganmangjiangfangmentuikai,“shaoye,ninqing。”

bangongshinei,laobanwangsongbokandaolairenhou,yeshiheleyitiao,ganmangqishendao:“ninerweishi?”

liweidongerhuabushuo,yi**zuozaileduimiandeguanmaoyishang,qiaozheerlangtuidao:“guixinga?”

“mianguixingwang,wangsongbo,ninyoushi?”

“yemeishadashi,jiushixiangzhaonimaidiandongxi,biejinzhang,zuo,zuoxiashuo!”liweidongyaleyashou,shiyiduifangdangzijijia。

wangsongboyunhuhude,zheixieniantajiedaiguobushaoguke,kexiangyanqianzheiweiyoupaitoude,haishidiyici。

“buzhidaoninxiangyaomaidianshenme?womenanjitangkeshiyingyoujinyou。”

“xiezi,niyoume?buguoliangxiaole,wokebuyao!”liweidongqiaozheerlangtui,yifudiaoerlangdangdemoyang。

“youyouyou!”wangsongboxishangmeishao,xinlimingbai,zheishilaidashengyile。

yushiganmangrangrencongkufangquleshanghaodefengganxiezi,dijileliweidong。

“womenzheixiezi,neikeshidinghaode,congbuzhuodaojiagong,neikedoushiyangebaguan。”wangsongboziguzideshuozhe。

zhibuguoliweidongkanwanhou,queshimeitoujinzhou,“shenmewanyi,zenmecaibatiaotui?”

“zhei……”wangsongbolengzhule,“zheixiezikebushibatiaotuime?shitiaotuide,neiqibushiguaiwu?”

“nidonggepi,zheixiezi,yaoshitiaotuidecaihao,erqiebixushixianhuode,nizheiyoume?”shuowan,liweidongcongpibaoli,nachuhouhouyiluorenminbi,“qianwoyijingdailaile,nizheiyouduoshao,woshouduoshao,shichangjiadeshuangbei。”

tamenduiwaixiaoshoudexiezichengpin,dagaishisifenqianyizhi,zheishuangbeidejiageni,dagaijiushibafen。

“咕咚!”

wangsongbobushoukongzhideyanleyankoushui,zheiqizhongdelirun,tanengxiangdemingbai。

baoli!jianzhishibaolia!

buguolingtajusangdeshi,tamenzhendemeiyoushitiaotuidexiezi!

shitiaotuidexiezi,zhichanziyimengshanfudi,chengzhiweimengshanquanxie,erqiequanbuweiyeshengde,wufarengongpeiyang,suoyi,tabeidehuo,doushiputongdexiezi。

犹豫一番后,他道:

“shaoye,zheibatiaotuide,heshitiaotuide,budoushixiezime,yaoxiaodoushiyiyangde,ninkan,batiaotuidexingme?”

liweidongbenlaixiaohehede,ketingdaozheihuahou,dunshichenxialianlai。

“meiyounigenwofeishenmehua!”

shuowan,taqishenbianzou,lianzhuozishangdeqiandoumeina!

wangtiezhuwuyudejiangzhuozishangdeqianshouhaohou,ganmangzhuileshangqu,“shaoye,nindengdengwo!”

……

cong【anjitang】chulaihou,liangrenyouquleqitajijiadaxingyaodian。

xiang【youhao】yaodian、【hongxinghai】yaodian,tamendouyouqu。

zhibuguo,jieguowuyiliwai,tamendoumeinengmaidaoshizuquanxie。

buguojingtamenzheiyangyinaotengzhihou,yimengdiqudeyaocaishichangshang,renrendouzhidao,youyigewaidilaidefuerdai,zaizhaomengshanquanxie,erqiechujiafeichanggao!

erzaijiexialaideliangtianli,liweidongyizhibanyanzhe“liujiashaoye”dejiaose,meitianchuansuozaigedayaodian。

weiyibutongdeshi,zaidisantiandeshihou,tajizijijialegexima。

neijiushi“buxiaoxin”jiangpibaoyiluozailedianli,erqiaqiao,limianyouyixie“feichangzhongyao”dewenjian。

cishi,【anjitang】nei,wangsongbosongzouliweidonghou,xinlizhuomozhe,congnanenggaodianquanxieni?

zheijitian,yaocaijieyizhizaitaolunzheige,tadeerduodoukuaimochujianle,buzirande,tayexunsizhe,shibushikeyigaodianzhuangewaikuai?

buguojiuzaizheishi,tadeerbianturanfachuyishengjinghu,“laoban,liujiashaoyebapibaoluozanzheile。”

嗯?

wangsongbotaitouwangqu,faxianzhuozishang,haizhenyougeheisedepibao。

buzijuede,tabalimiandedongxijiqulechulai,ranerdangtakandaolimiandewenjianhou,dunshidachiyijing。