第4章 坑爹不成反被坑(2792字)

sunliangzoudaopingtoumianqianlenghengdao:“nijiushipingtou?nizhidaowoshisheiba,nidedixiwoyiqingerchu,wozheiweilaogebushininengdezuideqide,shixiangdeganjinpeilidaoqian。”

pingtouyikansunliangdouyaoditouhayaode,ganjinshangqianhayaopeizui。

“xiaoziyouyanbushitaishan,nindarenbujixiaorenguo。”shuowanpingtoudizhetou,shibushidetoutoukanzhouzixiongdelianse。

zhouzixiongyongyanshenshiyipingtou,daoqiandeduixianggaocuole,yinggaixiangzhouhangdaoqian。

pingtouxinlingshenhuizhuanshenzoudaozhouhangmianqianshuodao:“ge,ninshiwoqinge,wojiemeishangguoxue,budongshi,ningaotaiguishou,raoletazheihuiba,huiquwoyidinghaohaojiaoyuta。woyeyouyanwuzhu,ninjiubawodanggepijifangleba。”

zhouhanghengleyishengdao:“xiabuweili,gun!”

pingtouhenganga,zhuanshenyaozou,huajielanzhupingtoubugaoxingdeshuodao:“dier,zenmezouleni,haimeitijiechutouni!”

“jiwobizui!”pingtoucoujinhuajieerbiandishengshuodao:“jie,niyihoulizhouhangyuandian,tabushiwomennengzhaoreqide。”

huajieshayanle,shashihouzhouhangzheimeyoubeijingle。

zhouweiweiguanderenqunyekanchulaipingtoutidaotiebanle,zhenshirenbukemaoxiang,haishuibukedoulianga,zhouhangshizhenrenbuluxianga。

pingtoudaizhejigeshouxialangbeierqu,zhouzixionghesunliangsuibianjiaoyigechulaidounengrangtachibule,douzhezou。36jizouweishangce。

zhouzixionglaidaozhouhangmianqian,xiandeyouxiejidong,shuxideganjuerangtashenchuweiweizhandoudeshoupailepaizhouhangdejianbangshuodao:“zenme,buqingwojinquzuozuo?”zhouzixiongcixiangdeyangzihegangcaipanruoliangren。

zhouhangganshoudaozheigezhongniandashuyanzhongdeciai,xinlibuyoudesuanchuleyixia,fanyingguohou,mashangyinlingzhouzixionghesunliangjinlejiali。

zhouhanggangcaidezhendingzirurangsunliangduitaguamuxiangkan,gantanzhehufuzhongguiwuquanziya!

sunliangjiandandejieshaoleyixiaziji,zhouhanghenkeqidewenhao。zhouzixionghenmanyizhouhangdeliyi。zheimeduonianzaibufadadechengzhenlinengyouzheiyangdesuzhiyijingbucuole。

zhouzixiongzaixinlidaliangzhezhouhang,zhouhangyiyangzaidaliangzheta。

zhouhangnulidequxiangzhenaohailidejiyi,genbenmeiyouzheihaorenwudejiyi,zhishiyinyuejidezijimuqinlinzhongqianshuotayougehenlebuqidefuqin,qitadeshenmedoumeiyoutoulou。yexushibuxiangzhouhangjuanrububiyaodemafanzhong,suoyimeiyougaosutashiqing。

sunlianghenyouyanlijian,gaibiaoxiandedoubiaoxianle,shengxiadejiubushitanengcanyudele,henkeqidegaocituilechuqu。

wuzilixianruleduanzandechenmo,zhouhangzuozainei,liangzhishoufangzaituishang,lianggedamuzhiwanqihuxiangzhengfanzhuan。zhouzixiongshouxiankaikoudapogangashuodao:“nidemingzishiwolinzoudeshihoujiniqide,yuyizhewozhoujiazisun,bixiankuqixinzhi,laoqijingu,eqitifu,kongfaqishen。lilianziji,zhouyousihai,fangnengchengdaqi。niwozhongguishifuzi,xiwangnibuyaoguaiwozheimeduonianmeiyoujindaofuqindezeren。shiwogufulenihenidemuqin。”shuowanzhouzixionganranleixia。

zhouzixiongdayilinrandebazijidefengliushuodeguanmiantanghuang,qishijiushiyiyoujiashi,bukenengjieshouzhouhang,ruguobushiyinweitadeyuanpeishengleyiwoguniang,zhiyouwaimianzheimeyigeerzi,tacaibuhuifeijinxinsilaikanzhouhangyiyan。tajiushixiangjianyijianzijiyiliuzaiwaideerzieryi,biewutaxiang。

zhouhangtinglezheixiehuachenmobuyu,tabuzhidaogaizenmeshuo,renburenzheigefuqintadoushizijidefuqin。zhishitajuedezheigefuqinturanchuxianzaizijidemianqian,shibushifashengleshenmeshiqing。takanlekanzheigemanlianzhouwendezhongniandashu,yaxianeixindebupingjinghuanhuandeshuodao:“ninzheimeduoniansheqiwohewodemuqin,nindexinshitiedadema?”zhouzixiongchenmobuyu。

zhouhangjiezheshuodao:“jiranyijingxuanzeyiwang,weihezheigeshihouyoulaidaraowodeshenghuo,suiranwoguodebingbuhao,danshiwohuipingzijidenuliqupinbo。”

zhouzixiongyiliantongkuchanhuideyangzi,rangzhouhanghenwunai。

“haizi,woyebushewangninengyuanliangwo,nengjiandaoniyijingxinmanyizule。wozhishixiwangninengjizhu,buguandaorenheshihounidoushiwozhouzixiongdehaoerzi。”shuowanshengleijuxia,qishendasuanliqu。

zhouhangxinyiruan,bennengdezhanqilaigangyaojiaofuqin,rangtabuyaolikai。

zhengzaizheishimenturanbeidakai,shenyanrudaizhenverxiabanhuilai,yijinjiamenkandaoqishendasuanlikaidezhouzixiong,qifenhenqimiao。yanrukanlekanzhouhangyoukanlekanzhouzixiong,yishizhijianbatazhengdebuhuile。buzhidaoshenmeqingkuang。

“fuqin,ninnengbuyaozouma!zheimeduonianwozuomengdouxiangjiandaonin。”zhouhangrenzhuyanleigengyandeyoushuodao。

zhouzixiongdengzheijuhuadenglebantianle,zaibushuohuajiuzhendezhinengyingzhetoupizouchumenle,zheibushitaxiangyaodejieguo。

shenyanruyishidaozheigezhongniandashujiushizhouhangdefuqin。

tabaxiaozhudaidaozhouzixiongmianqianshuodao:“xiaozhu,zheishiyeye,kuaijiaoyeye。”

xiaozhuhentinghuaguaiqiaodejiaoleshengyeye,zhouzixiongtingdaosunnvzaijiaoziji,zhongyurenbuzhubaoqixiaozhu,releiyingkuangdelianliandaying。

shenyanruduizhouhangshuodao:“nixianhebazuozheshuohuierhua,woquzuofan。”shuowanlinzhexiabanhuilaimaidecaijinlechufang。

kanzhesunnvheerxifu,zhouzixionghenmanyidediandiantou,erxidewaimaoheweirenchushihendeti,jueduidedajiaguixiu,bubixianggangdemeinvxunse。

fuziliangyouliaolehenduohuati,sunnvzaizhouzixiongdeshenbianwandehenkaixin,zhouhangyizhiyoujuhuaxiangshuoquewufashuochukou。

shenyanrutebiemalidezuolesigecai,youchuquzaicangmaimaileyipingbaijiu。tameiyoushangzhuochifan,ershidaizhenverzaichufanglichi。

“shigehaoerxi,tebiedonglijie。”zhouzixiongzantanbuyi。tazheimeduonianlai,jintianshizuigaoxingdeyitian。

“fuqin,ninjintianzhenyoupaitou,nengbunengjiaowojingshanga。”zhouhangqidaidewendao。

“xianzaikongpabuxingle,wohaiyouqitashiqingyaozuo,jintianlaijiushiweilekankanni,xianzaikandaonimenyijiajianjiankangkangpingpinganandewojiufangxinle。”zhouzixiongkanzhezhouhangdeyanjingrenzhenshuodao。

“ba,wozheidiyicijianmiandeerxi,youhuabuzhigaibugaishuo。”yanruzouguolaishuowanhuaditoubuyu。

“doushiyijiarenyouhuazhishuo。”zhouzixiongkanzheyanru,dengzhetingtaxiangyaoshuodehua。

yanruguzuyongqishuodao:“nindeerzihaoduchengxing,qianlegaolidai,ninnengkanzaifuziqingfenshangbangtayibama?”

zhouhangtinglezheixiehuaxiaolianweiweiyihong,zheihuayeshitaxiangshuode,zhishifangbuxiamianzi,xianzaiyouyanrushuochulaizuihaobuguole。

zhouzixiongtingledunshihuomaosanzhang。

pa!yibazhangxiangliangdedazaizhouhangdelianshang,jiezhebaohedao:“nizenmejiubuwangyoudianhaodifangxiangni!pianpianshiyigehaoduchengxingdedugui。nizhibuzhidaodubojiushiyigewudidong,youduoshaoqiandoubugoubaihuaide,nenghuileyigerenyigejiating!”

zhouhangmolemo**ladelianhuidao:“fuqin,wozaojiubudule。”

huameidengshuowan,pa!fanshouyoushiyibazhang。

zhouzixionghentiebuchenggangdeshuodao:“budule?gaolidaidoujiele,nibujuedeyoudianwanlema?zaoganmale!nixiangqisiwoa!”

zhouhangbeidadeyuntouzhuanxiang,yijuhuashuobuchulai。

zhouzixiongxinliyehena,weishenmeerziyezheidexing,duguiyige,zhenshishangliangbuzheng,xialiangwaia!

zhouzixiongqingleqingsangdayilinrandeshuodao:“zhouhangnitinghaole,zijizuodecuoshi,jiuyinggaizijichengdanhouguo,danfuqinanrenyinggaiyoudezeren!”

turanzhouzixiongdedagedaxiangle,tajietongdianhuashuolejijujiuguaduanle。qishenshuodao:“woyoujishi,wobixuzoule,eduile,you200kuaiqianma?chekuaimeiyoule,xuyaojiayou,womeixianjin。”

“yaoqianmeiyouyaomingyouyitiao。”yitingdaotiqian,zhouhangzhandingjietiedehuidao。

zhouzixiongmashangbianlianxiaomimideshuodao:“erzinikanha,woshiniba,nishiwoerzi,nibangwojiushibangniziji,woxianzaiyoudiankunnannibangmangle,huiquwoyixuanchuan,jiazuyehuikaolvnengzaorijieshouniya!”

shenyanruxindishanliang,xinyanhaoshi,tingdaozhouhangfuqinyounanchu。bajintiangangkailesibaiduokuaiqiandegongzi,haobuyouyudenachu200kuaiqianjilezhouzixiong。

shuoshichi,neishikuai,zhouhangqishenyigedandaozhiruchongzhezhouzixiongshoulideqianduoqu,keshizhouzixionggengkuai,xiangbianmoshuyiyang,200yuanqianzhuanyanbujian,narunangzhong。

zhouhangyanjiaochouchu,“haokuai。”

zhouzixiongluchuyiliannihaitainendebiaoqing。“haishierxifuyouyuanjian。nimenhaohaoguoriziba,zheiyang,zheishiwodemingpian,youyuanzihuizaijian。”shuowanzhouzixiongtuimenerchu,jianjiandexiaoshizaishixianzhizhong。