qingchen,shenruyichuilechuiyaolanyangyangdegenzhezhongrendaoleditou,shenruyixuanzeleduibijiaoqingsongdeyipiandi,zhiyou5gegongfen,danshiduishenruyilaishuoyijinghenburongyile,bijingzaitaneigeniandaibieshuozhongdile,zuofantadoulandenong。
“you,laowangjiade,nizheishixiuxijitianbuhuiganhuole,zenmezuozhetoulanni”。
shenruyitingdaolaowangjiadelengleyixiacaifanyingguolaishuozijini,taitoukanleyiyanshicunlilaolitaitai,tayixiangheyuanshenbuduifu,nianqingdeshihouzheilifenghuayixinxiangjiajiwangfuguo,wangfuguomeiyuanyixuanzeleshenruyi,weicilifenghuazheixienianduishenruyiyizhigenggengyuhuai,shibushijiuyaotiaogeci。
“guannipishi”,shenruyikaikoudao。
lifenghuawanwanmeixiangdaopingshimenbuchushengdeshenruyijingranhuiduitayixiatiaoleqilaimadao:“wokannijiushizhuangbingbuganhuo,nidaerxifukeshuolenizaijiashenmedoubugan,zaiwaimianzhuanghaoren,wokananijialaotouyeshinikeside,shengdejigehaizimeiyigenengchugedaibade,laowangjiadouduanzijuesunle。”
shenruyi:“……%#¥¥!!”
shenruyimeirenzhumalechulai,benlaimomingqimiaodechuandaozheigeniandaijiugoudaomeile,yiweisilejiubuyongdangshechule,meixiangdaodaozheipishihaizheimeduo,taturanxiangqilaitadouwushile,hainenghuoduoshaonian,pingshenmehaiyaoshouqi,shenruyiyibatuidaolelifenghua,yi**zuozailetadeduzishang,taishoushanletayigebazhang,liangrendunshisibaleqilai,zhouweirendoukandaile,sheiyemeixiangdaoshenruyituranbaofa,funvzhurenshenguifenganjinshangqianxiangbanfalakailiangren,danshiguoyujilie,pashangdaoziji,meibanfalezhinengheshenbiandederendao:“kuaidian,badaduizhangjiaolai”。
shenruyisuiranbutaihuidajia,danshijiabuzhuyuanshenjingchangganhuoliqida,taenzhulifenghuadeshuangshou,lianggerenduimaqilai。
“daduizhang,daduizhang,kuaidianba,laowangjiadeshendanianghelifenghuaganqilaile”。
“shenmewanyi?sheiheshei?”daduizhangbuxiangxinshishenruyi,yiweizijitingcuole。
“laowangjiadeshendaniang,funvzhurentamenzhenglajiani”。
daduizhangyitingmaleyiju:“zheizaoxinde。”ganjinpaoleguoqu。
wangerzhulazhubaoxindehaoxincunminwendao:“gouzi,buhuishiwoniangba”。
“确实是你娘”。
王二柱:“……”
wangerzhuyitingganjinpaoleguoqu,bianpaobianhezhuzidao:“gouzinikuaiqujiaowodagetamen,zaibeimianneipiandi。”
wangerzhuganguoqudeshihoukanjiandaduizhangzaishenruyihelifenghuazhongjianlajia,youyuguoyujilie,dajiadoubugankaojin。
lifenghuashenshouyaoquhaoshenruyitoufa,beishenruyijilingdeduoleguoqu,lifenghuayixiahaodaoledaduizhangtoufashang。
“aaaa!!!”daduizhangaoleyisangzi,handao:“doujiwo,songkai,songkai”。
lifenghuasongkaidaduizhangfaxianshouliyibatoufa,xinxuderengzailedishang。
“daduizhanga,wokeyaojiwozuozhua,shitaxiandongshoude”。lifenghuazuozaidishangbianhaobianyongyanjingdengledengshenruyi。
wangerzhuganjinlazhutaniangditouwendao:“niang,zenmehuishia?”
shenruyishuaikaiwangerzhudeshouzhuantouduidaduizhangdao:“daduizhang,nishigegongzhengde,xianzaizheigeshehuifunvnengdingbanbiantian,lifenghuashuowoshengdesangeerzimeiyigenengshengsunzide,shuowomenjiaduanzijuesun,wojiawangfuguoyeshibeikeside。”
lifenghuafuqidedao:“benlaijiushi。”
shenruyi:“niyaoshijuedezijimeicuo,xinga,woxianzaijiuquzhenshangjingchaju,rangjingchaguanguan。”
benlaihaixianghexinidedaduizhangyiting:“lifenghua,niyaoshixiangaipiping,biedaizhedaduiqitaren,shaofengjianmixin,ganjinjilaowangjiadedaoqian。”
xianzaizhengshiyanlidajifengjianmixin,zheiyaoshichuanchuqu,tamenhongxingdaduijiubujinbunengpingxianjindadui,haiyaoaipiping。
shenguifenzaipangbianyefuhezhe:“lifenghuanikuaidiandaoqian,biedanwudajiaganhuo。”
cunminmenyedouzaipangbianqizuibashedeshuo:“shiashia,zheilifenghuapingshizuijiumeigebamende,rangbiedecuntingdaolejubaozenmeban。”
zheishihoulifenghuajialaolitouwenshengganguolai,madao:“silaotaipo,chengtianzhaoshi,buhaoyisiadaduizhang,wohuijiayidinghaohaoguanjiao。”shenshouzhuailexialifenghua,lifenghuazhidaozijiqihunanxia,menshengdao:“wozhidaocuole”。
shenruyibaileyiyan,taoletaoerduoshuodao:“nishuoshenme,womeitingjian。”
lifenghualianseyihongdahanleqilai:“wocuole。”
shenruyizhidaozijihaiyaozaizheigecunshenghuo,bunengtaiguo,zhihaokaikoudao:“xingle,jiuzheiyici,zaiyouxiayicibieguaiwowuqing。”
lifenghuazijuediulemianzizhuanshenpaole,laolitouchanmeidehedaduizhangdao:“daduizhangwohuijiayidinghaohaoguanjiao。”
“haole,doushiquhuoba,buzhenggongfenle,”daduizhangyikaikou,dajiadousanlequganhuo。
“laowangjiade,zheishiniyeyoucuo,zenmeyebunengdongshou,youshihewozheigedaduizhangshuo,biedongbudongdequshenmegonganju,wangerzhu,kuaidiandaininianghuiqu。”
“haodedaduizhang”。wangerzhulazheshenruyilikai
banlu,wangerzhuheshenruyipengjianleganlaidewangdazhuhezhangguimeihaiyoulizhaodi。
“niang,nimeishiba!”wangdazhuzhejidewendao
lizhaodi:“shiaerzhu,zenmehuishia,zenmedaqilaile,niangmeishiba”
wangerzhu:“niangmeishi,huijiazaishuo,huijiazaishuo。”
laowangjia,shenruyijinwuheleyikoushui,zhuantouduiwangdazhushuo:“nizheihaoxifuzaiwaimianbianpaiwo,shuowozaijiabuganhuo。”
zhangguimeiyitingdunshixinxuqilai,ganjinjieshidao:“niang,wocuole,wobushiyouyide,wojiushixiyifudeshihou,zaihebianhechenjiaxiaoxifubaoyuanlejiju,naxiangdaotachuanlechuqu,niangwocuole。”
wangdazhuyitingmaleqilai:“nininizheiniangmen,nizaiwaimianxialeilei。”
“xingle,biezaiwozheiyanxile”。shenruyijuedetaizaoxinle,congzhongshengneitianqi,jiuhenzaoxin,yijiazidoushenmewanyi,laotianyeshibushikantayouchoua,bierenzhongshengchuanyueyaomeshinvzhu,yaomenvpeide,zenmedaozijizhei,zhengyidajiazibushuo,haishigelaotaitai,kaijutianbengdilie。
“laoer,niqujilaosanshaogexin,rangtahuilaiyitang,jiushuojialiyoudashi,tayaoshibuhuilai,neijiuyongyuanbuyaohuilaile。”shenruyishuowanzhuanshenjinlewu。
剩下四人面面相觑。
“dasao,bushiwoshuoni,zenmenengzheimeshuoniangni,lizhaodimeirenzhukaikoudao”。
zhangguimeizizhilikui,meiganzhisheng,dajiagehuaixinshidehuilewu。