第5章
jiangjinyueqiaojianshuxideshanlin，likechushengfenfu，shengyindoudailexiexudejinzhang。
huixiangmoganbucong，jishizheihuangshanyelingde，shuobudejiushisiluyitiao，ranertarenleyiludeweibufangunzuoou，naozhongdoushiluodacansidemoyang，genbenjiulaibujikaikou，taoyesiditiaoxialeche。
jiangjinyuecongmachezhongchulai，zheicaijiangchenjizaixinzhongyijiudezhuoqihuchu。
tamenyijingzailushangxingshileqiri，zheicaimianqiangkaojinleanbei，yanqianlianmiandesanzuoshan，doushishuyuzhenbeizhanggongzhudeliechang，zheipiandijieyexiangzhenglezhanggongzhuderongyaohediwei。
gongzhushenxidalie，shangbeizideshihou，taweishubuduodejicibanjiadaduodoushizailiechang，yanqiandechangjingzaitaxiamachezhishi，jiuyujiyizhongdeneiyipianqinglvzhongheqilai，jishiwaimianturanwumengmengbanxiaqimaomaoyu，yemeishenmequfen。
weishubuduo，shiyinweidaduoshushijiantadouzaixiangfangshefadefanjihefuchou，kexitashigefeiwudianxin，baifeigongzhujiaodaoyifan。
jiangjinyuexinzhonghaiyinyinyouxieqidai，youyouxiehaipadepanwang。
jinxiangqingqie，dadirushi。
jiangjinyuejiangyouzoudesixuchehuilai，buyuanchuhainengchuanlaihuixiangoutudewuhuisheng。
haoyihui，huixiangcaihuilai，miansefabai，yanzhongyichulaidekongjulingtajiandaojiangjinyuedeshunjian，tuijiuruanxialaiguidaozaidi。
tagengmeigujinglushizisisan，zhongzhongdikezaidishang：
“xiaojie，nubicuole，nubibugaibeipannin......”
“bugaiduinintumoubugui，xiaojie，ninyuanliangnubiba......”
“qiuninle......”
huixiangkudeqican，xiangshisilediemayiyang，ketoudedongzuogengshiyikebuganting，etouyijingxuehulahayipian，taganggangbushimeixiangguotongluodajiaotan，shishizhengming，wulunshishenmeshouduanfazi，taxianzai，yihou，doudoubuguoxiaojie。
xianzaihaizaianbeijun，julixishayanshanfubusuanyuanle，zhenhuilejiangjia，neitahaiyoushenmehuolukezou？
beidufangzhuazoudegegehaizaidengtadeyinqianjiuming。
yuqimianduijialirendeshiwanghenuhuo，haiburuxianzaijiuxianjixiaojieketouraoming。
jiangjinyuejingmodiqiaolehui，douranxiaodao：
“kushenme？niyangzihaoxiangxiandewoshigeshenmexinhenshouladehuairen，quanfushangxiasheibuzhiwocibeixinchang，chunliangheshan？wobuguotongnikaigewanxiaobale，nijingdangzhenle。”
玩笑，什么是玩笑？
huixiangxinliqingchu，shibushiwanxiao，conglaidoubushitanengzuozhudeshiqing。
jiangjinyuexiaomimidiqiaozhezheigebinvzhanqishen：huixiangshifengdebugoujinxin，meifengtafanglichushenmeshiqing，zheihuixiangzongshihuidiyishijiangaosusongyiniang，huozimeijiandemaodun，haishitongxiarensihoudebuhao，douhuiyiyanbuchadigaozhi。
taxinzhizijizaizenmehunzhangguo，yebuhuiwuyuanwugudidamaxiaren！
kesuoyourendouzaibeihoujiangtabuhaosihou。
erhouxianeryijianmaodunpinchu，tameibanfajingxiaxinlaixiuyang，suoyoudafujitazhenmaihoudoushuotameishi，jiushiganhuowang，houlaicaizhidao，yuanlaisongyiniangzaojiumaitongleqianlaiweitakanbingdedafu。
ruobushisongyiniangzhudongjiangcishishuochulai，tahuoxushangyishidoubuzhidaozijijiujingshishenmeshihouranshangdeyaoyin！
houmiandeshiqingjiuhenjiandan，yinweiwushisanyaoxingdesanfa，jiazhongrendourenweitaxingziwanlieedu，jiuerjiuzhi，jiulianzijideqinxiongjiedoujuedetawuyaokejiu。
gengbieshuomeimeiyushangyixiezimeijiandekoujiao，zongshouzheixieyuanwangqideyezhiyouta，zaiyujianzheiyangdeshiqing，baonuzhiyuyezhinengchenmo，cairangtayangchengleeliedexingge。
meiyourenyuanyizhengjiuta，yemeirenzhidaotawushugeyelishengburusi。
jiangjinyuetaiyan，jianghuixiangshangshangxiaxiakanzixilexie。