第5章 叫声姐夫

zhangwudedunshiyouxieyiwai,benyiwei,zhishiliumeiliputongguogeshengri,dajiajiniantongxuele,zhoumingguolaiyemeishenme。

danmeixiangdao,sunliangjingranyaogaozheimedazhenzhang,caishangdaerjiuqiuhun,zheizhongjiandemaoni,yejiupianpianshenmedoubudongdeguniang。

“buxing,laozhoujintianguolai,neibujiushishangxingchangme!”zhangwudelijiqishen,laidaobaoxiangmenkou,jiuzhunbeidagedianhua,tongzhiyixiazhouming,rangtabielaile。

可刚起身。

jiukanyangshanshan,daizhebanlijigenvshengguolaile,lengshiyaolazhezhangwude,hechangyishoukge。

与此同时。

baoxiangdemener,yezaizheishihou,dakaile!

yigechuanzheheisechenshan,yaoxiaimashipidai,shoushangmingguishoubiaodenanzi,zoulejinlai,shunjianjiuxiyinlesuoyourendemuguang。

jiuhaoxiang,buzaitongyishidai!

zhoubiantongxue,chuanzhedeliuxingyundongzhuang,yixiafangfoshiqulesuoyoumeili,jigehuisexifudenansheng,yeshunjianxiandetuqi,labakuniuzikudetongxue,gengshiwufabini。

zhengyingleyijuhua,renkaoyizhuangmakaoan!

genghekuang,lairenxiangmao,benjiuyingjunbufan,dandingdecongrong,biniyiqiedeqishi,gengshishunjianlingzaichangnvshengjinshuxinzhe。

“周……周铭?”

“zhei……zhendeshizhoumingma?”

“ta,jintianzenmexiangshihuanleyigeren!”

zaichangzhongren,fenfenyouxiebukezhixin!

yanqianzhiren,hezhiqianneigefangdangbuji,buxiubianfudexiaozi,zhendeshiyigeren?zheichaju,jianzhiyoudianda!

zhangwudeyeshiyouxiemengbi,zijigemenshenmeshihou,zheimeshuaile,yixiazitajingshibuzhidaoshuoshenmele。

weiyubaoxiangbianshangshafashang。

daizhedangaoshengrimaodeliumeili,dunshiyouleyishunjiandeshishen,yanqianzheigenanzi,tabushimeijianguo,danzheiyimian,queshitacongweijianguode!

“kao!woyiweisheini,yuanlaishimeilideqiannanyoua,hahaha……lailai,zheibianzuoba,jiuzuomeilipangbian!”

说话的,正是孙亮。

cishisunliangzhengzaizuozailiumeililingyibian,genjigegemenhejiu,jianzhoumingrucishuaiqidelaile,xinlidunshibushuang,rangtazuojinyidian,yihuihaoxiuruzhouming!

呵呵一笑。

zhoumingchuhusuoyourenyiliao,jingranmeiyoujujue,zhijiezailiumeilipangbiandedandushafazuoxiale。

yemeishuohua,jiuzhishimomodedianleyizhihuanghelou。

“zhouming,nimeishiba?”liumeilidaliangyifanzhouming,xiaoxinwendao。

zhoumingsonglesongjian,zaoyijingshiranle,youxieren,zhudinghezijibushiyigeluzide,qiangxingwanliuzhinengrangbierenkanbuqibale。

“wohenhao,conglaimeixiangxianzaizheiyanghaoguo。”zhoumingshuohuashi,tuchuyikoudandanyanquan,jiangliumeilijigeguimi,shunjianmideshenhundiandao。

zhengzuozhehejiudesunliang,dunshiyizhenbushuang,benlaijintian,shirangzhoumingguolai,xiangyaoxiuruzhoumingde,quemeixiangdao,zhoumingjingranyigaiwangrixingxiang,biandeguangxianqilai。

lengxiaoyisheng,sunliangwendao:“eizhouminga,nishenshangdezheixiejiahuo,dounaermaidea,jieshaojieshaobei,gemenyihouyaoshiyaofanle,huozhechuquxingpian,meizhunyongdezhe!”

这话一出。

lijiyinlaizhouweirenyizhenhongxiao!

shunjian,bushaorenbianmingbaizenmehuishile,jiahuo!yezhidaolezhoumingjintianguolai,bachengshixiangzhuanggebi,kexibeisunshaoxilideyanguangchaichuanle!

“shia,zhouming,nizuozheixieyoushenmeyiyini,wohaishixihuan,yiqiantatashishideni。”liumeiliyaotoudao,biaoxianchuyizhenwanxi。

zhouminglandeshuohua,hehexiaole。

假货?

laojiezhouqiankeshijializuitengzijideren,huimaiyixiejiahuolaihunongziji?

zhoumingzhendelandequshuoshenme,zhishikexi,zijiyiqiandenvyou,jingranyeshizheiyangrenweide,kanlailiangniandeshijian,tabinglejieguoziji。

叮铃铃铃铃。

jieleyigedianhua,sunlianglianshangdunshiyizhenxingfen!

zhanshangbaoxiangtaiqian,naqihuatong,kaishixuanbushengriyankaishi!

“wei,wei,”shileyixiahuatong,sunliangjiezhedao:“jintian,dajiadouzhidaoshimeilideshengri,suoyiwoteyihuale5000kuai,dingle5xingjijiudianbaoxiang,tongshi,wohaixianggendajiaxuanbuyijianshiqing!”

liwenhuzheishihou,daitoukaishichuikoushao,qihong!

场面一下热闹起来。

sunliangkanxiangtaixialiumeili,teyikanxiangzhoumingyiyan,hehexiaodao:“suoyijintian,woyaoshuodeshi,meili,jiajiwoba!”

“唔!”

“shenme……tabushiyaobiaobaime,zenmebianchengle,qiuhun?”

“qie,zheiyoushenmekejingyade,qiuhundangranshiweileguofuqishenghuole,nimennvshengzenmezheimetianzhen,zhenyiweiqiuhunjiushimashangjiehuna……”

“si……neiqibushishuo,meilizhiyaodayingle,jinwanjiu……”

“neiniyiwei,buransunshaozhetenggeshenmejinga!”

yangshanshandaizhejigeguimi,jiangyilianzhenjing,youxiehaipadeliumeilituixiangletaiqian,zheishihou,liumeilihaibuzhidaohuibeiqiuhun!

大家齐声喊在一起!

zhiliuxiazuozaishafajiaoluodezhouming,duziyirenchouyan。

“dengyixia,meili!”ganjuedaoliumeilizhengyaojujue,sunlianglijibuchongshuodao:“nizhidaomameili,jintianwohaiweiwomen,qinglaileyiweiaiqingjianzhengren,yezhengshiwodejiejie,zhuminggeshoudanghongnvxingsunlili!”

此话一出。

zaichangchulejigetiqianzhidaoxiaoxide,quandouzhenjingzailedangchang!

sunlilisuiranzheiliangnianbuhongle,danzhimingduneishixiangdangdegao,meixiangdao,tajingranshisunliangdejiejie,yishunjian,xuduorenkanxiangsunliangdeyanshen,limabuyiyangle!

nengyouzheimeyiweimingxingjiejie,sunliangyihoudeqiantu,jianzhibukexianliang!

liwenhuhejigenansheng,jiangbaoxiangmenerdakai,waimianbaoxiangzoulangshang,yizhenjianjiaoshengzhong,yimingchuanzhehongyidenvlang,huanhuanzoulejinlai!

正是女星孙丽丽!

“zhendeshita,tianna,zheichangmiantaiqiangdale,yaoshiwoyihoudelaogong,nengzheiyanggenwoqiuhun,woyidinghuikuchulai!”

“taiqiangle!biqizhouming,sunshaojianzhinianyale,meiliyanguangzhenhao!”

“shia!kankanrenjia,zaikankanneigechuanjiamingpaideqiannanyou,zhenshigaoxialipan!”

“zeze,bieshuomeilile,woxianzaidouyoudianxianmumeilile,yaoshihuanchengwo……gaiduohao!”

zhongrenyizhenyilun,liumeilicishi,yeshileiguangshandong。

zheichangmian,tayiranbeisunlilimingxingqizhisuochedizhefu,jiuzhunbeidayingshihou,jiukansunlili,chuanguorenqun,zouxianglejiaoluoshafafangxiang。

yixiazi,zaizhongrenjingedemuguangzhong,jinjinaizhezhoumingzuoxia,shoudazailezhoumingjianshang,wenrouzhijihansunliangguolai。

“didi,guolaixianhanyixianiweilaijiefu!”