第3章 挣钱的偏方

“tianganwuzao,youdianshanghuoeryi,xiaoshiqing。”qinlanglianmangbatouyangqilai,xinlineijiaoyigeganga,kanzijilaopokanchengzheiyang……budui,wokanzijilaopoyoushenmehaogangade!?

“woshangwuchuquyitang。”qinlanglianmangshuodao。

shenyouweidianlediantou,pingshizhangfuyebuxiadiganhuo,chuquhunshizhengchangdeshiqing。

qinlangshoushilegezhukuang,nannandao“dexiangdianbanfagaishanxiashenghuo,dundunfameidediguaganxifan,zheisheishoudele?”

qinlangbadongxiyibei,kaikoudao“wochumenle!”

shenyouweicongchufangzouchulai,youxieyuyanyouzhi,qinlangjianzhuangwendao“niyouhuajiushuo。”

“neige……santianhou……!”

qinlangzhidaoshenyouweizaidanxin,biandao“fangxin,wokendingnengnaqianhuilaihaita,qiebuyongnicaoxinzheishi。”

“e!”shenyouweidixiatou。

qinlangxinliyewunai,zijiheshenyouweideguanxi,shangyishijiubieniu。

beizhezhukuangchumen,qinlangzhunbeishangshanyitang,zheiniantouzaidiliganhuo,leisileihuoyizhengtian,yinianshougejibaijinliangshi,meinianhaidejiaogongliang,shengxiadequliangzhanmaile,huanqiangoumaichaimiyouyan,mianqianghukoudounan,xiangchirougengshiwangxiang,chufeisheijiayougehongbaixishi,yexuhainengcengdian,buguohaidekanrenjiajingzenmeyang,haodenengjishangwanyoushuishizudebadakuai,chadiandenengyoupanzixiashuijiubucuole,keneiyeshidejifenziqiande。

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zijishangshanmeizhiwangzhuahuowu,chenlaosanjiayoutiaoxiquan,neishichenlaosanjiadebaobei,daituzi,yejidoulihai,buzhidaoduoshaorenyanhong,chenlaosanqindieyinweigougenrenhongguolian,daguojia,tingshuojialibiandandouzaduanle,yourenshuochenlaosanjiadegouchidedoushibaimian。

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yeshenggouqizaixianzaijiazhibusuangao,quyaodianmaiyebugui,danhoushanzheixiekeshihuozhenjiashideyeshenggouqi,erqieyinweipingshimeirenzhai,yinianyiniandefengzhang,laodayipian,neizhenshiyibayibadelv。

“zheiniantoushixiangmaidezhaobudaomaide,xiangmaidezhaobudaomaide,zhiyaozuohaodingwei,zheixiekedoushiqian!”qinlangkanzheyanqianyidapianhuodongdeyeshenggouqi,liangyanfangguang,bierenbuzaihu,zijizaihu,zheixiedongxinaquzhongyaodianshihuanbulejigeqian,danzhiyaohuangedifang,neijiubuyiyangle。

zhailemeiyihui,qinlangjiuganjueyaoteng,pingshibuganhuo,yishijianshentihaizhenyoudianshoubule,zijinaquantouchuilechuiyao,haozaigouqishizhendeou,yizhukuanghenkuaijiuzhuangmanle。

qinlangranhouyoufanchusigeboliguanzilai,zheishishenyouweidebaobei,haishijiehundeshihou,jialibanxishimaideguantou,liuxialailezheimejigepingzi。

pingshijialilaikerenle,shenyouweinalaijikerendaoshuide,zaoshangqinlanghainazhekechuanleyihuibanzhuan,bieshuo,tingshunshoude。

“xianzaizhengshihuaji,tiedingyoufengwode!”qinlangzuiliniantaozhe,zijishangshanjiukanzhonglianggedongxile,yigeshizheixieyeshenggouqi,yigejiushifengwo,huozhequeqiedeshuo,yinggaishifengmi。

guoran,qinlanghenkuaijiuzhaodaolemubiao,yigeguazaiyehuaishushangdejudafengwo,guangshikanzhe,jiurangrentoupifama!

fengwoguazaiyehuaishushangde,kanqilaizhishaoyoubanmiduozhangdeyangzi。

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ganjinbakoudaijuqilai,qinlangduizhefengwotaoleguoqu,qinlangshoumangjiaoluande,gunziyida,jiukanjianyixiemifengshoulejinghe,chaozheqinlangfeiguolaile。

qinlangyingshengshengwenzhushoubei,renpingmifengzaishoubeishangdingleliangkou,haishibahuafeidaizijitaoshangle,ranhouyongliyila,fengwobeihuafeidaiziyiqijizhuailexialai。

“**,**!”daiziyizhuaixialai,qinlangjiukuangtiao,haozaigangcaijingdongdemifengbuduo,lianpaidaida,zongsuanshitaoleyiming,shoubeishanghaishibeidinglejikou,bunengpeng,buran**ladeteng,zuanxin!

denghuafeidaizidoushaohuale,qinlangcaizouguoqu,yonggunzitiaolexiafengwo,daliangdemifengdoubeinongyanxunsile。

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huidaojia,zhongwufanshidigualimifanpeizhengtudou,bieshuochi,kanyiyanqinlangjiunengtuchulai,zaoshangneidianjiucaizaojiuganguangle,zheimeidianroushizhenbuxing。

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zheidongxiyaorenbimifenghaiteng,zaishoubeishangyaoyixia,zhengtiaoshoubeidounengzhongqilai,buhaohaochulidehua,jishiguoleshilainian,yintianxiayu,beiyaoguodedifangdouhuiyangyang,erqiebunengnao,yinaogenguodianyiyang。

danzheidongxiyeyouhaochu,yongwugongpaodebaijiu,duigezhongduchongdingyaodouyouqixiao,qianweicunjibenshangjiajiahuhudouhuipaoshangyiping。

“wojinicayixia。”shenyouweishengyinxiaodexiangshishengbingdexiaomao,haoxiangqinlangyitaishou,jiuhuihededuoqilaiyiyang。

qinlangbashoubeidiguoqu,shenyouweixiaoxinyiyidebawugongjiudaozaizhijianshang,ranhoubangqinlangtumobeidingyaodedifang。

“si!”qinlangdaoxiyikouliangqi,teng,zhentemedeteng,jieguoqinlangyidongdan,bashenyouweiyehedeyiduosuo。

zhongwufanqinlangchidehenjianao,buguoxiangdaoxiawuhaiyaojincheng,zhinengyingzhetoupisailegeduyuan,zheixiedongxisuiranbuhaochi,dantanshuiduo,buchongtilihaishitingheshide。

“mairouqule!”chiwanfan,qinlangbazhukuangyibei,molemoanandenaodaidao“babajiguinvmairouchiqu,lai,qinbabayikou。”

ananyitingdaorou,koushuidouliuxialaile,bajizaiqinlanglianshangqinleyikou,jieguoliulegehaodadekoushuiyinzi,juranbapangbiandeshenyouweikanxiaole。

“xiaoshenme,niyeqinyikou。”qinlangyanjingyidengdao。