“nimenyaowosi!wobujieyilayigequpeizang!”
lintianfangmianrusihui，haodoubuganhaoyiju。
linmuhehuaile，yanleidoudiaobuxialaile。
“xiaoxiao，tashiniqinge!shilinjiadumiaoa!”
屁的亲哥?
畜生一个!
zheigeshihoulinmudaoshiyouyongqiquqianglinfushoulidegunzile。
“nikuaibiedale，xiaoxincijidaoxiaoxiao，zhendeshalezanmendeerzi!”
erzi，zailinjiafuqizheilitaiyoufenliangle!
林父借坡下驴。
“xiaochusheng，kuaibanigefangle!”
我趁机谈条件：
“dayingwosangetiaojian，wojiufangren!”
“diyi，woyaodushu!”
“dier，buxudawomawo，fouze，wohuigennimenpingeyusiwangpo!dabuleyiqisi!”
“disan，buxunawoqumaiqian!fouze，woyebujieyizishazhiqianlanimenyijiadianbei!”
sangetiaojianqishihenjiandan，danwanquanduanlelinjiafuzinawozhuanqiandecailu。
wozhidao，jiusuantamenxianzaizuishangdayingle，houmiankendingsixingbugai，suishihuidawodezhuyi。
于是我好心提醒：
“woshiyizhonghuojianbandejianzisheng，nimenzhidaozheiyiweizheshenmema?huojianbansanshigeren，meinianqianshigejibennengjinqingbei，shengxiadeershigedounengshang985he211。”
“shenme?nihaixiangshangdaxue?”linfujinghu，fangfowozaizuoshenmedanibudaodemeimeng!
“wogennimensuanbizhang，jiusuannimenxianzainengbawomaigehaojiaqian，dingduobuguobaiwan。zheiyibaiwangounimenzuoshenme?fangzidoumaibudaoxiangyangde!jiusuannimenshengchijianyong，yehuabulejinian!
“danwoxueyousuocheng，zhaogenianxinjishiwandegongzuobuchengwenti。nimenyihoujiuyouzhangqifanpiao!”
linfutingdaozheili，yanjingdouliangle。
wotongshijinggao：“danruguozheiqijianwoyoushenmeshanshi，nimendedaodezhihuishiyijushiti!nimenzijihaoshengxiangqingchu!”
wodiukailintianfang，lintianfanggengouyiyangpaqilai，gangzhanwen，youxiangchuaiwo，danzheihuibeilinfulanzhule。
“ba!zheigexiaojianrenchadianbawoshale!woyeyaoshaleta!”
linfumeirangtaguolai，jingmingdeyanzhuzizhuandonglejiquan。
“dannikandaole，womenzheigejiaqiongdedingdangxiang，genbenmeiqiangongnishangxue。”
“xuefeiwohuizijiquzhuan!”
linfuluchuyisixiao，“yiqianlinglingzaijiabujinyaozhuanzijidexuefei，meigeyuehaiyaoshangjiaoliangqiankuaishenghuofei……”
“hehe，taqianshizenmelaidenimenxinlimeishu?nimenjuedewohuixiangtayiyangziganduoluo?”
qianshiwojiuzhidao，yelingweileguoshanghaorizi，chuzhongjiuchulaizuopiroushengyi。
linmuliansebianlebian，xiukuididixiatou。
linfubuganbuyuandishuo，“haoba，bijingnishiwodeqinshengnver，bunenggenyelingneigejiantizibi。”
lintianfanghaixiangshuoshenme，beitabazhuailechuqu。
chumenshi，tadeyanshengaosuwo，jintiandechirutayidinghuitaohuilai。
huitouwojiumaileyibabanchizhangdeshuiguodao，baitiansuishenxiedai，shuijueshifangzaizhentouxia，wodeshouyikemeisongkaiguodaobing。
wanshanglinfuchuquhejiu，lingchenhaimeihuilai，linmudanxinchuquxunren，lintianfangtoutoumojinwowuli。
“xiaochushenggandalaozi!laozizheijiubanimaile，rangniyequchangchangnanrenziwei!”
tazhunbeileyitiaomadai，xiangjiangwoqiangxingkangzou，wotaishouyidaopizaitageboshang。
lintianfangtongdeyishengcanjiao。
wofeishenfanpu，zaiyidaochaotatouzhaxiaqu。
bishoujianduanmeirulaojiumudiban，fengrenlitadetaiyangxue，budaoyilimi，erduojianpoleyikuaipi。
lintianfanghedemianwurense，dangxiaxingsaoweimisankailai，chongsaizhepobaibizedexiaofangjian。
zineihou，lintianfangzaimeigangenwodongshou。
danyeyinweiwoshangleta，linfuyiqizhixianianwochuqu。
tadaoshiyidianbudanxinwopaole，yinweitazhidao，wokendinghuihuiqushangxue。