“啥？”
“又来这招？”
“xiaolulaoshi，nizheihuadoushuoleliangnianle，zanmenshenmeqingkuangniyegailejiele，zheishihoushuozheishiganshalei？”
“pujijiaoyu，neishichenglirendeshi，zanmenzheiliyaoshajiaoyu，nanbuchenghaizhiwangjialidegouwaniandaxuebucheng？”
“……”
luzedehuaganggangchukou，zhongrenlianshangdexiaorongdunshikualexialai，yigegebaoyuanqilai。
yiwujiaoyu，zaozai86nianjiubanbubingqieshishile。
danshishishang，yijiuyouhenduohaizimeiyoushangguoxue，erqieyueshipinqiongdedifangwenmangjiuyueduo，bushiyinweitamenjuedeshangxuemeiyong，zhuyaohaishilianggeyuanyin。
diyishimeiqian，diershimeiren。
先说没钱。
suiranyiwujiaoyudeshishijingguoshiduoniandepuji，wenmangyijingyuelaiyueshaole，danrujinkebushixuezafeiquanmiandeniandai，zheixiefeiyongsuanshangshubenfeiduiyuhenduopinkunjiatinglaishuodoushiyibibuxiaodekaizhi。
jishishipinkuncunyoujiaoyubuzhu，danyigehaizidushuyinian，zhishaoyaoyiliangbai。
biekanzhiyaozheidian，danduiyuleisixunnancunzheizhongpinkuncunlaishuo，liangbaishenzhishihenduojiatingdabanniandeshouru，bijingzaizheigexiaoshancunlidaduodoumeiyoushenmeshourulaiyuan。
meinianjiaogongliangdaoshikeyizhuandiandanweihuqiwei。
cunligengduoren，qishihaishiqujianglibuyu，huozhedilidetudounaquxiangzhenjishimai，danshourujidi，gaoyangzhidaoyeyourenxiangguo，keshanlunanxingjibenshangbukeneng。
songyigehaizinianshu，jibenshangjiuyaoquanjiayaojinyaguan。
这还只是小学。
yaoshishanglezhongxue，kaixiaogengyaofanshubei，zhiyudaxuegengshidajiaxiangdoubuganxiangde。
其后就是没人。
bushimeiwawa，ershiyinweicunzilidewawajibenshangzhangdaoliuqisuijiukeyibangmanggannonghuole。taomizhufan，gezhucao，watudoushenzhixiashuibuyudoucheng，yaorangtamenqunianshu，neijiudengyusangshijialidelaodonglile。
nanhaihaihaoyixie，nvhaijibenshangjiubukenengnianshu。
shenzhijishishimianfei，henduojiatingdoubuyuanyi。
zheishitamengenshendigudesiweifangshi。
gengjiazhongyaodeshi，henduorenjiashizhendekunnan，rujinnongmingongdagonghaimeichuandaozheibian，meiyoujingliguogenbenjiuwufaxiangxiangrennengqiongdaoshenmedibu。
guanyujiaoyuzheifangmian，luzeconglaidaozheilijiuyizhizaigencunminkangzheng，danzuizhongdouyishibaigaozhong。
meibanfa，tasuiranshidachengshilaide，danmianduizheilianggewentiyemeizhe。
womeiqianjiaoxuefei，nijiwo？
wojialidenonghuorenshoubugou，nilaibangmang？
yigelianggehaihao，danyigecundehaizi，neijiuzhendemeibanfale，bijingtaluzeyebushisantouliubei，zhidaoluzelikaizheixunnancun，yijiumeiyougaibiantaiduo。
buguo，zheiyishi，luzequebutongle。
yankanyiquncunminjiaokuliantian，luzemeitouyitiao，yuqiyansu：
“zheiyiciwobushigennimenkaiwanxiao，shijishangxuezhengsineibianyijingxialesiminglingle，mashangjiuhuirangpaichusuolairendiaocha，fanshilinglejiaoyubuzhu，queyoumeisonghaizishangxuede，quanbudouyaozhuaquzuolao。”
yitingzuolao，cunlizhongrendunshishale。
zuoweipinkuncun，jiaoyubuzhushiyoude，meijiameihuyoushilingertongdedouhuiji，zheiyejiuzaojiule，henduorenzhishilingbuzhu，danjianjuebusonghaizishangxue。
“zhei……xiaolulaoshinikaiwanxiaodeba？”
“不会是真的吧？”
“jiu……jiuzheidianshi……fandezhezuolaoma？”
“……”
yankanyizhongcunmindiqibuzu，luzeyanzhuziyideng：“zheisuanxiaoshima，zhibuzhidaonimenzheiyaoshizhuijiuqilai，neikejiushizhapianle，erqiehaishizhapianguojia，nimendangwokaiwanxiaoma？”
shashijian，suoyourenjitihuangle。
xiangchuliangnian，tamenhaishizhidaoluzeweirende，zheijiushiyigelaoshihaizi，yebuhuisahuangpianren，cikedaoyemeiyouhuaiyiluzedehua。
jigedanzixiaode，shenzhihedetuijiaofaruan。
“wa！wobuyaobabazuolao！”yigexiaopihaiyeturankuleqilai，yourendaitou，yiqunhaizidunshijieerliansankuleqilai：
“woyebuyaobabazuolao。”
“shuobudingwomenyeyaozuolao！”
“哇……”
yishijian，yuanbenhuantianxidijixiangruyideyingjie，bianchenglecanjuerenhuandeanfaxianchang，luzeyankanzhezhongrenkuchengzheiyang，shuoshihuayouxieyuxinburen。
danzhishipianke，luzejiuhenxiaxin。
zhonghuoyishi，tanenggouhentouchedekanchudangchuzijifanxiadecuowu，zhishaozaizheixunnancundejiaoyuwentishang，tazuidadewentijiuzaiyuxinruan。
“lulaoshi，nishiwenhuaren，zhei……womenbuxiangzuolaoa，nikanyoumeiyoubanfa？”yourenjiangxiwangjituodaoleluzeshenshang。
qitarentongyangchongmanleqidai。
luzeyaotou，siyouxiewunai：“woyemeiyoubanfa，zheishiqingkedakexiao，zhiqianzhishiyizhimeiguan，xianzaiyaoguanqilai，neijiubuyiyangle，hekuanghaishizhapianguojia，xingzhibuyiyang。”
啊？
zhongrendunshiyizhenliangliang，shenzhiyijinghuanxiangdaochuanzhezhifudebukuailaibatamenquanbuzhuazoudehuamian。
“不过……”
jiuzaizheishi，luzezaicikaikou，zhongrenzaicidaqijingshen。
陆老师有办法？
“qishizhiqianshangmeishangxue，wairenyebuzhidao，zhiyaocongjintiankaishidajiabahaiziquanbusonglaishangxue，yiqiandeshiqingdajiashouzhuzui，zheishizhenyaodiaocha，yediaochabuchushenme。”
luzedehua，xiangshiyijiqiangxinzhen。
“真的？”
“kendingshizhende，xiaolulaoshishashihoupianguowomen？”
“xiaolulaoshishihaorenna！”
“song，wodaihuijiurangjialidexiaozilaishangxue。”
“dui，dui，haiyouwo！”
“……”
youzuolaodekonghezaiqian，cikezaitingluzedehua，bushaorendiyishijianbiankandaolexiwang，fenfenbiaoshiyaobahaizisongguolaishangxue。
dangran，qizhongyeyoubushaomianyounansede。
cunlidabufenren，haishiyiniandaotouyiliangbaidouzhengbudaode，genbenjiumeiyourenhebanfazhichihaizixuefei，tebieshijialihaiziduode，gengshibukenengzhichengdexiaqu。
yigehaizi，zhishaoliangbai。
lianggehaizi，sangehaizi，neijiuzugouyaoyigejiatingdemingle，gengbuyongshuozheixiehaizizhiqianhaishijialidelaodongli，quanqushangxuele，jialilaodonglizhijiemianduijianyuan。
qishiyiluzecunzhelimiandeqian，tazirankeyibangzhuzheixiejiating，daijiaozheixiehaizidexuefei。
但他不能这么做。
rendoushiyouduoxingde，ziguyilaijiuyoushourenyiyuburushourenyiyudedaoli，ruguotazhendedabaodalanbashenmedoulanle，duiyuzheigechunpodecunzilaishuo，jianghuishiyichangjudadezainan。
buguo，zailaizhiqian，luzejiuyijingxianghaolejiejuefangan。
zhibuguoxianzaihaibunengshuochulai，yankanzhongrenzhejidezheji，shangxindeshangxin，luzeyemeiyouzaiduoshuoshenme，zhijiezhuanshenchaozhexuexiaozouqu。
shuoshixuexiao，qishizhishiyigebijiaokuanchangdeyuanzieryi，liangjianjiaoshi，liangjianlaoshisushe，yijianchufangjiuwanle。
zhiyushenmejiaoxueqicaigengbukeneng，zhuoyibandengpojiudebuchengyangzi，quanshicunlirenbangmangxiushande，dachengshipujidemoshaboliheibanshimeiyoude，jiushiyimianxiangduiguanghuadeqiangmianshuashangyicengheisetuliaojiuwanshile，fenbiyoushihoudoubuhaoxie。
cishiyuanzilizhengyousigehaizizaitizuqiu。
zheizuqiushiluzeconglaojiadailaide，rujinzaoyijingbeitidemianmuquanfei，huailehaojicidoushicunlirenfengfengbubumianqiangxiuhaode，jibenshangliangeqiuxingdoubusuanle。
“老师来了！”
“陆老师好！”
sigexiaojiahuokandaoluze，diyishijiantingxiatiqiu，lediandiandepaodaoluzemianqianzhandeduanzheng，yigegebeijitingzhi，duanzhengwubi。
kanzhezijideyanshen，chongmanlehuanxihechongbai。
laoshi，jiushitamenzuichongbaideren。
zhiqianluzeqishibutainenggoulijie，zhidaoyouyitianwenlenannanzhihou，xiaoyatouzhazhedayanjingtianzhendegaosuluze：
“wodiyicizhidao，yuanlaiyourennengrenshineimeduozi。”
zheijuhua，kanshangquzhinenhekexiao，querangluzezuzuyiyulehaozhangyiduanshijian。
nanyixiangxiang，renshideziduo，yenengchengweibierenchongbaideduixiang，danpianpianzaizheigexiaoshancunli，tahaizhendejiushirenshidezizuiduoderen。
sigexuesheng，liangnanliangnv。
guawa、yutou、nannanheguanxianger。
zheisigehaizi，jiushiluzeqianshiweiyidexuesheng。
shishiwuchang，neichangzainanlaideshihou，guawasile，guanxiangerdeshuangtuiduanle，yutouxiaoxuebiyechuoxuedagongqule，zhiyounannanyilunianlechuzhong、gaozhongzuihoushenzhikaoshanglejingda，chengweileqiongxianlishishangdiyigekaoshangjingdadehaizi。
yizhidaozhongshengzhiqian，luzehaijingchangshoudaonannandexin，tashuoxiangduibidadianhuafaweixin，tagengxihuanxiexinheluzeshuohua。
kanzhesigeyangguangcanlandexiaojiahuo，luzezhiqianbaiqidetiemianrouhelexialai，yigeyigerouleroutamendenaodai。
“laoshi，nizenmele？”
bijingshiweilainengkaoshangjingdaderen，xiaonannandiyishijianchajuedaoluzedezhuangtaibudui。
luzeyaoyaotou，ziranbukenengshuohaojiubujianzhileidehua，lakaibeibaolalian，yirenfaleyimeitangguo：
“xingle，jintianzanshibushangke，nimenxianhuiquba。”
sigexiaojiahuomeiduoxiang，nazhetangxizizidepaokaile。
luzekanzhesigexiaojiahuodebeiying，minleminzui，yuguangyipie，zhenghaokandaolezaixuexiaomenkouzhengzaipaihuaidecunzhanglaopaiye。
sihuzhidaozijibeikandaole，laopaiyeyemeizaiyouyu，zhijiezoulejinlai：
“xiaolulaoshi，nizhiqianshuodeshi……”
“我骗他们的。”
luzejingzhikaikou，laopaiyechuleshicunzhang，yeshicunzilizuidegaowangzhongderen，youxiehuabuyongmanzheta：“wozheimezuo，shixiangyaorangcunziliderendounenggourenshangzi。”
laopaiyesonglekouqi，kehenkuaiyouchoumeibuzhan：
“keshi……xiaolulaoshia，cunzilideqingkuang，nibibierendouqingchu，xianzaiyaotamenbaqiannachulaisonghaizishangxue，kongpa……haoduojiadounabuchulai。”
“wozhidao。”luzediantou。
这……
laopaiyelianshangdaiqikuxiao，xunsizheyiqianxiaolulaoshiyizhidouhenshanjierenyia，jinergezheishiyaobacunziliderenwangsilibima？
danxiayimiao，laopaiyelengzhule。
因为陆泽说了一句：
“laopaiye，ruguowoshuo，wonengrangzanmencunzisuoyouren，buzaiweishengjihexuefeidanxin，niyuanyibangwoma？”