“nishizhulaoban.....xiaodidi，nizhaowo......piaoliangjiejie......”
beizhongrenweigongdeyixiaotianturantaochuleyizhigangbi，zheihaimeishenme。
danshi！dangneizhigangbineituranchuanchuleyizhenzhenduihuazhihou，zhengzaiqianchongdezhongrenlengzhule。
2002niandehuaguoyuanmeiyouhoushifada，luyinbishenmede，neishijuebuduojian。
tuwenzheigangbineijingranchuanchuleyixiaotianyuneisapodezhulaobanshengyin，zhongrenyouzenmekenengbumeng？
“ni！nizheishishenmeguidongxi！？”
yaoshuocishizuiweizhenjingde，neiziranfeizheidangshirenzhulaobanmoshu。
tingdaobineichuanlaierrenzhijiandeduihuasheng，zhulaobandemiansedunshidabian，lenghan，shunjianjiuchongtaneifeinideetoushangdiluoxialai。
zhiyushuociqianneixiaozhangbahudetaidu？hehe，neishizaojiubeitapaodaolewazhuaguo。
“shenmedongxi？hengheng！luyinbi！tingshuoguoma？”
kanzheneichongshanglaixiangyaoqiangduoluyinbidezhulaoban，yixiaotianyibajiangqituikai。
kaiwanxiao，zheiwanyingkeshizhiqiantaconglaoxiaozhangneishunguolaide，luyingongneng？yezhiyouzheimeduanduande30miao，houmiandeneixiegenbenwufaluzhi。
zhenyaoshibeizheisiniangmenerjiqiangqufangchulai，neihaizenmehuta？
“a！jingranshiluyinbi！wotingshuoguozheidongxi！”
“xiaohuozi，zheiluyinbijiluleniyuzheiweizhulaobandeduihuama？neinijiufangchulairangdajiatingtingba！”
“shiaxiaohuozi，zhiyaoyoulezheige，sheiyebunengyuanwanglenibushi？”
tingwenzheijiushiluyinbi，weiguandezhongrenfenfenjingtanqilai。
zheiwanying，zai2002niandehuaguoneijueduishigaoduanxihanhuo，yibanrenhaizhenjiuzhicengtingwen，bucengdejian。
“zhulaoban？wopei！nibushiwulaiwomenjiedierrenma？
nibushishuoneicaipiaoshinidema？yaobuyaojidajiatingtingzanmenzhiqiandeduihua？”
yanjianbeituikaidezhulaobanliansecangbai，yixiaotiangengshijiaqianglegongshi，buduandeduiqihechizhe。
“ni！a！！！jiwo！kuaibabijiwo！zheishijiade！zheidoushijiade！！！”
tingyixiaotianzheimeshuo，zhulaobangengshizhuangruofengmo。
zhijiantazaidahandetongshi，jiuzaiciduizheyixiaotianpuleshanglai。
cishi，zaizhulaobandeyanzhong，weiyouyixiaotianshouzhongneizhiliuyouerrenduihualuyindegangbi。
bierenbuzhidao，tazhulaobanhaibuzhidao？
zhenyaoshijiangcishigongzhiyuzhong，tazaizheipianyejiuzaiyenanyizuorenle。
doushilinlilinjudelaojiefang，zheiyaochuanchuqu，haizenmehuo？
“给我滚开！”
qinyuweijiuzaishenhou，gangbiyishiburongyoushi，zhanjuleshangfeng，yixiaotianbuzaishouruan。
yijiaochuaichu，zhijiejiangpushanglaidezhulaobanchuaifanzaidi，yixiaotianyilianshaqidezoudaolezheisiniangmenerdeshenqian。
“bukannishigenvren，laoziwotemexuebusini！”
“ni！ni！！nixiangzenmeyang！？”
beichuaifanzaidi，zhulaobandefengkuangjianjiantuiqu，yanzhongshengxiade，weiyoukongjuyuaiqiu。
“zenmeyang？heng！nibushishuoyaobaojingma？wochengquanni，zanmenxianzaijiuqu！”
zijizenyangdouhao，qinyuweibeizheizhulaobanwumie，shenzhilache，keweishichedidongleyixiaotiandenilin。
“bu！！buyao！！！qiuqiuni！wocuole！raolewoba！wozhendezhidaocuole！”
tingyixiaotianzheimeshuo，zhulaobangengshihuangdaoleyipi。
shishibaizaiyanqian，haiyouzheimeduorenweiguan，baojing？neijiushizaizhaosi！
“啪！啪！”
kanzhezhulaobanneichouedezuilian，qibuguodeyixiaotianwanyaoduitaneifeinidechoulianjiuhenhenchouleliangxia。
“现在知道错了？”
“zhidaole！zhidaole！qiuqiunile！wozheishangyoulao、xiayouxiao，qiuniraolewoba！”
beihenchouleliangbazhang，zhulaobanhunranbujue，zhishibuzhudeduiyixiaotianqiuraozhe。
“jiwogun！kanniwodouxianexin！”
shuaileshuaishou，fangruoshizaishuaidiaoshoushangdeyouni，yixiaotiantikailezhulaobanneibaozhuzijixiaotuidefeishou。
“滚！我这就滚！”
tingdaoyixiaotiandehua，zhulaobanrumengdashe。
yebufeihua，fanshenerqidezhulaobantuikairenqun，duizhetaneikeliandecaipiaozhanjiushiyilukuangben。
“哼！”
kanzheduoluertaodezhulaoban，yixiaotianlenghengleyisheng。
“aya！xiaohuozi，shizaibaoqiana，womenzheishicuoguainile！”
“xiaohuozi，zhendeshitaibuhaoyisile。”
“zheigecaipiaozhandelaobantaihuaile！”
“dajiayihoukedouyaozhangdianyanjing，zheijiacaipiaozhanjueduibunengqu！”
“zouzouzou，baojing，rangjingchatongzhiqujiangzheikeedecaipiaozhanlaobanzhuaqilai！”
“dui！zheizhongheixinlaoban，jiubunengrangtajixuchulaihuohairen！”
luyinbichuxian，zhulaobanduoluertao，shishidoubaizaileyanqian，weiguanzhongrendangranzhidaoshushishufei。
yanjiancuoguaileyixiaotianjiedi，zhongrenzailianshengduiqidaoqiandetongshi，yeshibuzhudeshengtaozhecaipiaozhanlaoban。
henxianran，jingciyishi，zhulaobandezheijiacaipiaozhan，keyishuoshichediliangliangle。
“xiaotian，zheidaodishizenmeyihuishi？”
daizhongrensanqu，qiaolianshangxiemanlemimangdeqinyuwei，zhongyuzhaodaoleduilaodixunwendejihui。
“hainengshizenmeyihuishi，neigesilaoniangmenerxiangtunlezanmendecaipiao，haihaowozaoyoufangbei！”
jianlaojiexunwen，yixiaotiandeyidexuanyaoleqilai。
shierwanazheikeshi！duitamenjiedierrenlaishuo，zheiwuyiyushiyibikeyigaibiantamenrenshengdecaifu！
“neinizheigebi？shiluzhixialenimenduihuadeguochengma？weishenmebuzhijiefangchulai，jiechuanta？”
zhulaobanyulaodi，qinyuweidangranshi100%dexiangxinlaodi。
yanjianyixiaotianrucishuo，zaijiehezhiqianfashengdeyiqie，qinyuweixinzhongyijingleran。
caipiao，kendingshiyijingkaijiang，erqiehaizhendebeitajizhongshangle！
zheizhulaobanjiancaiqiyi，xiangyaositun，jieguobeilaodijishipo，naoxiuchengnu，zheicaiyoulehoumiandeneiyiqie......
xiangdaozheizhulaobanrucikee，qinyuweiyetongyangshifangxinannu，zhixiangjiangtadechouemianmujiekai，gaozhiyuzhongren。
“haha！hahaha！laojie，zheibi，shihehuren......”
jianqinyuweixunwendeyangzixiandewubijiaohan，yixiaotianyibiandeyidedaxiao，yibianduitajieshileqilai。
“nizhei......”
tingdaoleyixiaotiandejieshi，qinyuweifanlegebaiyan。
zheijiahuo，xinyetaidaleba？jiuluzhileneimeyijuhua，yegannachulaihehuren？zheiyaoshibeihezhu，yineizhulaobandejiashi，kendingbuhuishanbaganxiua！
“zenmeyang，laojie，didiwolihaiba？”
chenggongdeduohuileqianshiyishidecaifu，gengshizaizijialaojiemianqianxiuleyiba，yixiaotiangengshijiaoaobuyi。
laojie，kandaomei！zheiyishi，didiwohuizhaoguni，baohunide！