第二章 别欺人太甚了!

menkouzhanzheshiduogebiaoxingdahan,yigegexiongshenesha,shoulibushilinzhekandaojiushigangguan。

“liuguifenni,rangtachulai!”yigepiziqingmiedisaoleyufengyiyandao。

yufengkanlekanduimianjiren,likerenchuleweishoudeyige,zhengshijiangzhangshun。

jiangzhangshunjinniansishisuizuoyou,youheidepifu,yiliandepixiang,cishizhichuanzheyigexiaobeixin,luchujianzhuangdejirouheshangmianhuahualvlvdewenshen。

“shenmeshi,hewoshuo!”yufengdao,tadangranzhidaoduifangshilaiganmade,buguocikeyufengnaozhongyeshijilixiangzheyingduibanfa。

zhishao……tabuxiwangqianshidebeijuzaizhongyan。

“henishuo?**zaizi,nitamasuangepi,jiaoniniangchulaishuohua!”

jiangzhangshunhanzhe,yufengdemuqinliuguifenbiancongwuzilizoulechulai。

“顺哥,你来啦。”

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“liuguifen,qianwodeqianshashihouhai?zheitamadoutuojinianle?zadi,buxianghaile?”jiangzhangshunlishengdao。

yitiqiandeshi,yufengdemeitoujiuzhouleqilai,benlaimeiyouzheibizhang,jiangzhangshunyingshuoshiyufengtabahuozheshiqianxiade。

shijishang,jiushicunxinqifutamenguerguamu。

liuguifennagangenjiangzhangshunyinglai,zhinengyingzhetoupishuo:“womendehaiduoshaoqian?”

“三千!”

“sanqian,guonianneizhenzibushiliangqianma,zenmebiansanqianle?”

wenyan,jiangzhangshunlenghengleyisheng:“shaotamafeihua,woshuosanqianjiusanqian,ganshaoyifenqian,xinbuxinwobaniquanjiadoufeile!”

jiangzhangshunshuowan,shenhoujigexiaodibianhuangdongqishoulidejiahuo。

liuguifenjiushigezhongnianfunv,najindezhuzheihehu,dangjiwanghoutuileyibu。

yufengjianzhuangganmangxiangqianfuzhulemuqin:“ma……”

liuguifenzhuantouxiangerzidelian:“darenshuohuanigenzhechanheshenme?huiqu!”

liuguifenshuohuajian,haijileerziyigeyanse。

qianshi,yufenghuiyile,taduojinlewuzi。

kedangtazouchufangjianshi,jiufaxianmuqinhelinqingqiudoubujianle。

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houlai,linqingqiubukanshouru,funongyaozishale。

muqingengshimeitianku,zuihoulianyanjingdoukuxiale。

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xiangdaozhei,tazuanjinlequantou。

jiangzhangshun,laozizheiyishiyaoshibu**,jiubaihuole!

zhengxiangzhe,erfangdemenkaile。

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linqingqiugezihengao,shencaitingba**,pifuruniunaibanxini,yizhangqiaolianqingchunjunxiu。

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yijiandaolinqingqiu,jiangzhangshunheshenhoujigehunhundoulengzhule。

yigeguangtoucoujinqian:“shunge,zheishiyujiadexiaoxifuer,junzheni。”

jiangzhangshunyishiyekanlengle,yongshoumozhexiaba,muguangzhongdaizhemingxiandeyinwei。

yufengziranyezhuyidaolezheiyidian,ganmangzhuanshenzouxianglinqingqiu:“qiu,bushigaosunilebiechulai,kuaihuiqu!”

linqingqiuyileng,xiangshuoshenme,danzaoyixiguanxingditingyufengdehua,haishiganmangzhuanshenzoulehuiqu。

danrenhuiqule,jiangzhangshundenaoziliquequanshita,taxiaolexiao:“guifensaozi,yaoshimeiqian,jiubanijiafangdijiwoleba!”

“shunge,fangzimeilewomenzhunaa,kanzaiwomenyijiasankouguerguamudefenshang,nijiugaotaiguishouba。”

liuguifenzuoyidao,meiyourenleyidisanxiasi,dandaoleguafudaizhehaizibeiqifuzheizhongjingdi,younengzenyang?

tingdaozheijuhua,jiangzhangshundengqiyanjing:“jilianbuyaolianleshima?wogaosuni,meiqianjiudebafangzijiwo,niganbujishishi!”

“nibieqirentaishenle!”yizhiweikaikoudeyufengturanshuodao,“jiangzhangshun,wohaigaosunile,jintianzheiqianjiubujinile!”