第一章

我重生在了二婚当天

wangfudewodaizhewusuidenverzaijia。

woduijizijinvtaoxintaofei。

sheizhi,tamenbujinbulingqing。

haishejixianhaiwodenver。

youzailiyongwanwosuoyoudejiazhihou,

bashengbingdewoganchujiamen,

renwojihanjiaopobeicansiqu。

xinglaishi,wofaxianwozhongshengdaolegaijianeitian。

jizijinvzhengkunaozhelanzhumenburangwojiajinlai。

wolianggebazhangzhongzhongdashangqu:“kushenmeku!zaikudalannimendezui!”

1、

“huainvren!sibapo!languafu!buxunijinlai!”

“jiushi!qusibani!chou**!ganjingun!”

……

yanqiandelianggeqishixiongxiongdezhangyawuzhuadebandahaizizhengdalituisangzhewowangmenkouzou。

riguanghenda,wohuanglehuangshen。

gangcaidewomingminghaizaimantiandaxuezhongjihanjiaopodigududidengdaisiwang。

youjidebiyanqiandeneike,kanjianwodeyabanverchunmeikuzhepuguolaibaojinlewo。

tahunshendoushixuehua,yifuyijingbanshi,shuangshoubingleng。

xianrantayijingzaidaxuedetianqilixunzhaowohenjiule。

我顿时心中悲痛。

weile3wanyuandecailiqian,chunmeibeiwoqiangxingjiajileshanshangdefangyanglaotou。

woyiweitahenwo,womenyijing2nianweijianle。

meixiangdao,linsishi,shitazheigebubeiwoaidehaizilaixunwo。

chunmeizhandouzheshoubaojinwo,baliantieshangwodelian。

tazaiku,woxiangzhengkaiyananweita,keshiwomeiyourenheliqile。

yishihaiqingxingdezuihouyimiao,

wozaichanhui,ruguonengrangwozhonglaiyici,woyidingyaohaohaodiaichunmei,erbushibaibailangfeizijideguangyinhexinxuedaoneiyijiabaiyanlangshenshang。

……

sheizhi,zhengyanxinglai,bianshiyanxiazheifuguangjing。

我真的回来了!

huidaolewojiajizhoujun,jizhouyuankanghezhouyuantingdangjimuneitian。

wozhishijingchaleliangmiaobianhuiguoleshen。

zhouyuankanghezhouyuantinghaizaikunaozhe,chuidazhewoburangwojinmen。

zhouweiyiquanxiangqinmendouzaikanhaoxi。

erzhoujun,wojiadezheigeerhunzhangfuzhengyilianwusuoweidikanzhetadehaoernvmenzaiwoshenshangquandajiaoti。

wobudongshengsedigoulegouzuijiao。

wozhidaozhoujunzheishizaijiwoxiamaweini。

kewoyijingbushishangbeizineigerenrenqifudesongchunjianle。

shangbeizidewoweiletaohaozhoujunyijia,bujinrentamendama,gengshianzhaozhouyuankangdeyaoqiuzaidishangguipazhejinmen。

gangyijinmen,jiubeizhouyuankangjiaoleyipiaogangcongfenkengliyaoshanglaideshiniao。

……

2、

wozhouzhemeitoukanzhezheilianggetaorenyandehaizi。

nucongxinqi,yongzuleliqi,zuoyoukaigong,yigeaizheyigedalexiangliangdeerguang。

“啪!”

“啪!”

zhouyuankanghezhouyuantingdekunaochuidalimatingzhu。

tamenbukezhixindimozhebeidatongdelian,ranhoutongshibaofachugengxiangliangdekuhan。

zhouweidequnzhongdaoxiyikouliangqi。

“yi!doushuohouniangdaidu,zheigesongchunjianlihaide,haimeiyoujinmenjiudahaizi!”

“kebushi!zhoujiazheilianggehaiziyihoukeshicanlou!”

“anwoshuo!jiudezhoujunhaohaodayidunzheigeponiang,kantadeyineigeyangzi!”

……

zhouweidequnzhongjijizhazha,tamenyifentianying,fangfowangjilewogangcairenneilianggehaizichuidadeyangzi。

zhoujunlianseheilexialai,tazuilidididimaleyiju,luqixiuzi,sihujiuyaoshanglaijiaoxunwo。

wodemuguanglingliqilai,saoshilezaichangdesuoyourenyiquan。

ranhouwozhaixiatoudingneiduojiehunyongdedahonghua,wangdishangyiza:“zheigehunwobujiele,sheiyuanyishouzheizhongwonangqi!”

zhoujundengdaleyanjing:“songchunjian!womentamadedoushuiguole!nibujiajiwo,niyigepoxiesheiyao!”

wolenglengdikanzheta,xinlizailengxiao,shangbeizizhoujunqiangxingqinfanlewo,woaiyumianzi,zhinengjiajita,congcikaishilewohechunmeibeicandeyisheng。

zheibeiziwoshibuhuizaiweileqingbaizheizhongxiaoshierdashangzijideyishengde。

xiangdaozheili,wotiaomeixiaoleqilai:“zhoujun,wodoubuhaoyisishuo,zhiqianniqiangpowo,aiyumianziwobuhaoyisishengzhang,woshiyishihutucaimianqiangdayingjiajini!xianzainikannideyishuanghaoernvyingjiewodejiashi!”

wodunledun,bagaoleshengyin:“womenhaishisuanleba!congciwomenqiaoguiqiao,luguilu!wosongchunjianbuhuipingbaishouqi!”

zhouweideshenzidaniangmendoujingleyishun,ranhoubaofachujiliedetantao!

nongxianderizi,dajiadouhenwuliao,zheizhongbaozhaxingdebaguashisuoyourenzuixihuande。

jiran,tazhoujunxiangyongzhenjieyishibiwojinmen。

neiwobiansiwujidanxie,wobuzaiyizheizhenjie,kantahaizenmenaniewo。

zhoujunyouqiyouji,tazhanghonglelianzoudaowomianqian,xiangwoyangqilejieshidebazhang。

zuilihaizaibuganbujing:“chou**,genwoshuilejiushilaozideren,nimingdoushiwode!sheijinidedanzizheimezaoyaolaozi!”

woyanjishoukuaidixiangtoutounazhefenshuichaowozoulaidezhouyuankangtishangyijiao。

zhouyuankangjinghuyisheng,yigezhanbuwendaozailezhunbeidawodezhoujunshenshang。

两个人同时跌倒!

zheixia,manmanyipiaoechoudefenshuidousazailiangrenshenshang。

weiguandexiangqinmenjinghuqilai,fenfenxianqidibirangkai。

wojugaolinxiadikanzhezheilangbeidefuziliang。

shangyibeizidewoyeshibeiangzangdefenshuijiaoleyilian,haiyaotaohaodixiangzhouyuankanghezhouyuantingxiaoxiao。

wocengjingyiwei,zhouyuankanghezhouyuantingshiyinweijieshoubulefuqinxinqulehouma,caiduiwozuochuruciguofendejudong。

wohunhoupinlemingdiduitamenhao,wangxiangbasuoyoudemuaidoujitamen。

woshengchijianyongdigongtamendushu,pinmingzhengqianjitamenhaodeshenghuo。

tamenchiyuchiroudeshihou,wodenverchunmeizhinengtianzhedaizheroutangdeshengwan。

tamenchuanzhewozuodezuixinzuihaodeyifudeshihou,chunmeihewohaichuanzhedazhehaojigebudingdeyifu。

shenzhizhouyuankangduboshuleqian,wobeipobachunmeijiaqushanshang,yongcailitizhouyuankanghaizhai。

woshizheimexiangrongrutamen,hetamenchengweiyijiaren。

wowanchuwodezhenxinpengjitamen,tamenquesuiyijianta。

wobuhuizaizuohaorenle,haorendexiachangtaicanle。

……

3、

wozhuantouyaozou,10suidezhouyuantingquexiangwopulai,chenwobuzhuyi,ehenhendiyaozhuwodegebo。

wochitongdidajiao,wodegeboyijingzaishenxue,yanjianzhezhouyuantingshichuchinaideliqijiuyaobawoderoujiyaoxialai。

wojianqidishangbeiworengdiaodehongtouhua,yongjianlidezanzihenhendechaxiangzhouyuantingdejianbang。

zhouyuantingdaodishigexiaohaizi,tatengdedaku,songkaileyaowodezui。

wogebodeshangkouchufengkuangliuxue,yixiaokuairoujihudouyaobeitayaoxia。

wonucongxinqi,shangyibeizi,zhiyaowomenzuoderangtabumanyile,taqingzeduiwomenquandajiaoti,zhongzezhijiepushanglaiyonglehenjingyaowomen。

wodenverchunmeijiubeizhouyuantingyaoshangguohaojici,zhizhishangbeizichunmeijiarenshi,tadebeishanghaiyouxuduochuhairendeyaoshangbahen。

xiangdaocichu,wobianshilechinaideliqiqushandazhouyuantingdeerguang。

zhouyuantingsichuduorangbuji,zhizhitadezuijiaozhujianbeiwoshanchulexue,wocaifangxia。

weiguandexiangqinmendoubeiyanqiandeyimujizhenjingdaole。

“zheigezhoujiadexiaoyatoushigehenjiaoseni!nikantabasongguafuyaode!”

“nibieshuo,zheigesongguafuyebushishenmeshengyoudedeng,zhoujiabaimingleshixiangjitaxiamaweide!jieguotabuchizheitao!”

……

wowuzhugeboshangdeshangkou,chaozaidishangkuhanzhedezhouyuantinghenhendicuileyikou。

buguzhongrendeyilunfenfen,zhuanshenwangjiazouqu。

4、

shangbeizidewojiajizhoujunzheitian,shimeiyoudaichunmeide。

wodanxinzhoujiaxiongmeikanjianwodaigehaizi,xinlihuijuedewozheigehoumakendingshipianxinde,buyuanyijienawo。

suoyiwobawusuidechunmeiduzifangzaijiazhong,liuzulekouliang。

linzoushiwojitamaileyigentanghulu,gaosutayaozaijiaguaiguaidengmama,mamaguoliangtianjiuhuihuilaikanniyici。

chunmeiyiweishiwobuyaotale,hedeguizaidishangbaozhuwodedatui。

taneishihouhaimeiyoubeiduya,hainengshuohua。

taxiaoxiaodeshentisisidibaozhewodetui,yanleicongtadedayanjingliguguliuxia。

takuzheaiqiuwo:“mama,daichunmeiyiqizouba!chunmeikeyizuohenduohuo,chunmeibuxianghemamafenkai!”

dangshidewoxinsuanlejimiao,bianhenxintuikaita,chuanshangdahongdeyifugenzhemeirenzoule。

woyuanbendasuanzaizhoujiazhanwenjiaogen,guojitianzaihuilaijiechunmei。

sheizhi,yinweizhouyuantingfashao,womangzhezhaoguta,bianyishijiangubushanghuijia。

xiaoxiaodechunmeikuzheduzizoulehaojiudeshanlulaizhaowo。

zhaodaowoshi,chunmeiyijingelehaojitian。

tazoudiulexiezi,manshenwugou,zhinendexiaojiaozaobeixiangjiandeshizilumodepikairouzhan。

tashoulizuanzheyigefasoudeshaobing,kaixindidijiwochi:“mama,zheishiliupoponajiwodeshaobing,chunmeishebudechini,jimamaliuzhe。”

……

xiangdaocichu,wohenhendidalezijijigeerguang。

chunmeiya,shangtianjilemamazhonglaiyicidejihui,mamazheibeizijiushouzhenihaohaoshenghuo,womenmunvlianggezaiyebufenkai。

5、

wobulvcongcong,zoulelianggexiaoshiduo,zhizhitianhei,caizoudaojia。

yuanyuandijiukanjianwuzineiyipianqihei。

wotanleyikouqi,chunmeihaizhiyouwusui,tahaibuhuidiandengni。

kaojinjiamenchu,wotingjianqiheidefangjianneichuanlaichunmeiyayidekusheng。

“mama!mama,chunmeihaopa!”

“wuwuwu,mamani,mamanizainaliya!”

“chunmeiguaiguai,chunmeitinghua,mamanikuaihuilaiya!”

……

wodexinyijin,ganjinpaodaowunei。

“chunmei!mamahuilaile!”wogengyanzhedashenghandao。

fangjianneineigebaozhezijiquansuozaijiaoluodexiaoguniangzhengleyixia,xuanjijingxididahan:“mama!”

taqishenpuxiangwodehuaibao。

wojinjindilouzhuzheigexiaoxiaoderener,xintengdiqinqintadexiaolian。

“mama,nihaizouma?”

xujiu,chunmeiyangqinaodaiwenwo,yanshenlidoushixiji。

woxiaozhemomotadexiaonaodai,zhuanshenqudianledeng。

woyiziyiju,shengyinjiandingdigentashuo:“mamabuzoule,mamazheibeizidoupeizhechunmei!”

6、

wohezhoujunjiehunshizhishiqinglemeipojianzhengleyixia,bingmeiyourenhejinqianshangdejiuge。

woyiweiwodanaoyichang,tuilehun,zhoujunbianhuicongcizuoba。

sheizhi,guolejitian,zhoujunbiandaizheyihuodahanqishixiongxiongdilaidaowojia。

zhoujunzhizhezhengzaizuofandewoyiliantaohaodiduizheweishoudedahanshuo:“maoge,zheijiushiwolaopo!nimenbatadaizou!”

maogezhouleyixiameitou:“zheishinilaopo?nimenweishenmebuzhuzaiyiqi?**dezaigenwoshuashenmehuazhao?”

“bushimaoge!zheigeniangmenjiushiwodelaopo,womendouyoumeirenjianzhengde!nikantayoudianzise,jiusuanmaidaoyaozili,yeshinengdibushaoqiande!”

zhoujunshangyimiaodiantouhayaodigenmaogejieshi,xiayimiaojiusisididengzhewo。

“songchunjian,laozidapaishuleqian,yihounidezhuzijiushimaogele,haibukuaigunguolaigenmaogedagezhaohu!”

wonamobucalecashou,zhoumeikanxiangzhoujun:“zhoujun,nizaifashenmefeng?wogenniyouguanxima?”

zhoujunmamalieliedishanglaichezhuwodetoufa,yaobawowangmaogeneilidai:“tamade!nibiebushihaodai,niyaoshitinghua,wodapaihuibenlehainengbanishuhuilai!”

chunmeijianwobeiqifu,jidedaku,tabuguhaipachongshanglaipudazhoujun:“fangkaiwomama!”

zhoujunqidedaxiangchunmei:“xiao**,tamadelaozinongsini!yaobulianniyedile,sankuaiwukuaiwodoumai!”

wojianchunmeibeida,shunshounaqiqiangbiandedingpa,henhendizazaizhoujundeshenshang。

zhoujuncuoshoubuji,tengdeziyaliezui。

maogefanule:“nimenqubaneigeniangmenerzhuaqilai!”