第三章美女冤家
zhangyangxintouyizhennuhuotengteng。
linyufeizhei**！**！！！
王东那王八羔子！
真他马不是东西啊！
jurannazhelaozidesirenqian，quguowaixiaosa。
dengnimenhuilai，laozifeidehenhenshoushibuke！
erlouxiazheigeyaoqiandenvren，zhengshitabuxiaoxinzhuangdaodedakehu，diaomanyoupiaoliang，youqianyourenxing，jiaoxiaobingyun。
tayeshihairenjing，haisitadeyouyinyuanxiong！
buguo，jiutaneigepozhuozi，zhibaqianwan？
hehe，babaikuaidouxianduole！
dangxia，zhangyangshoushiqingxu，shuangshouchuaizaikubaoli，tingzheduzi，zixinshizudexialoulai。
“hehe，laopo，genxiaomeinvchaoshenmenizheimeqijing？”
xiaobingyunyikandaozhangyang，doulekailehuaside。
“yi？zheibuneisheima，zhangzonga！ninaodaizala，youjiaofangshitaijidaleya？lailailai，jiejinipaigezhaopian。”
shuozhe，xiaobingyundefensegaoduanshuiguojidoujuqilaile。
fangxueqingqidefenliandaishuang，lichizhangyang：“nijiwogunhuiloushangqu，zheilimeinideshi，bielaidiurenxianyan！”
xiaobingyunxihahadeyangzi，daomeizhenpai，ershixiwenlejiandeyangzi，kanzhezheiyiduifuqi。
tacongxiaogenfangxueqingdoudaoda，bixueye，bimei，xianzaibishengyi，yuanjiayishichou。
fangxueqingzheimenhunshi，shixiaobingyunzuixingfen、zuixinweideshiqing。
fangxueqingjialegezhanan，xiaobingyunxiangxiangdoukaixin。
zhangyangquezaifangxueqingshenbianbuyuanchuzuoxialai，xiaodao：“xiaomeinv，suopeibaqianwanshiba？”
“duia，nilaopohaoxiangqiongle，meiqianjia！wozhendanxin，nideruanfanyekuaichidaotoule。”xiaobingyunzhabazheshuangyan，yilianzhuonongdexiaoyi。
zheinvrenpiaoliangdeguazilian，nen·baidepifu，guilingjingguaibandeqingchedayanjing。
jinshenziduanqun，bengdeshiqifuyouzhi，yao·rao·duo·zi，daoyezhenshigejue·se·mei·ren·pei·zi。
buguo，bizhifangxueqing，sihuhaishichaleneimeyisisi。
xiaobingyunxingqinghuoyueyidian。
erfangxueqingjiushibingshanshitai，shengshuwujindeganjue。tadangchangfahuo，yipaizhuozi，“xiaoyaojing，nibiexiachezheixiele，sheishuowomeiqian......”
“niyouqianma，ha，nidaoshijia？”xiaobingyunyishenxuebaixiuzhangdexiaoshou，yilianzhuonongwanweidebiaoqing。
zhangyangyaotouxiaole，dao：“xiaomeinv，yaoqianyekeyi，wolaopoyebushiqueneibaqianwanderen。nibaneipozhuozinalaiba，meiyoupozhuozi，yifenqianyemeiyou。”
“hei！zhanan，nihailaijingleshiba？dengzhe！jiehaizhenfangzaichelide，zheijiujiniliangququ！”
xiaobingyunlaijingle，shuowanqishenchaowaimianzou。
fangxueqinghaoxiangyijiaobazhangyangtifeichuqu，danlideyuanledian。
talengdao：“nishenjingbingma？wojiaonishanglouqu，nierduolongle？”
zhangyangxiaoxiao，“woerduomeilong，tingdeqingchu，nikezhenshirangzheigediaomandelaotongxuediaonanzhule，nandaozhendemeiqianle？”
“gun！wozenmehuimeiqian？”fangxueqingyingchengzhe，lianshangbingleng，rangrenkanbuchutazhendeyixiazinabuchubaqianwan。
zhangyangdiandiantou，“haoba，jiusuanniyou，danjintianxiaobingyunyigezieryebiexiangnazou。”
“ni......shenmeyisi？”
“yinweiwo，nilaogong，jintianzaijia！”
fangxueqingdourenbuzhuxiangxiaole，shangxiayidaliang，“chulechihepiaoduchou，baiwuyiyongde**，ninalaidezixin？”
zhengneishi，xiaobingyunhuilaile，bapozhuoziwangchajishangyifang。
zheidongxisuichenglesanduan，xianzaipinjiezhe，fangzaiyigeguseguxiangdetanmuhezili，yijiubilvchengche。
“zhangzhanan，fangshitai，kanhaole，zheijiushizhangyangneichouquezikaimenzhuangsuidezhuozi。jieliudaizuchuande‘bolizhongdiwangcui’a，jiuzheimehuile！nimenganjintilinyufeixiandianzhipeifu！”
xiaobingyunshuozheyifuxintongdeyangzi。
zheizhuozitaizhenguile，jitazaihenduodachangmianshangzhanglebushaolianni！
fangxueqingxinlizhenweinan，haoxiangshalezhangyang！
kezhangyangquexiaoxiao，“xiaomeinv，biezheimejidong。jintian，nikenengbaqianwanyigezieryenabudao。”
“ni......”xiaobingyunliankualexialai，“nishuoshenme？nizaidouwowanma？”
“dubuduyixia？woshuonizheizhuozishijiade，woyaoshishuozhunle，nibashiyidanzijiwolaopo。woyaoshimeishuozhun，hehe，wolaopomashangjinibaqianwan！”
huayinluo，fangxueqingqizhale，“wojiaoniluankaikou！”
baicichabeijizhangyangzaleguoqu。
danmeixiangdao，zhangyangyouxiefeipangdeshenquyishan，youduokaile。
xiaobingyunyeqidaole，“zhangtai，nizheigezhanan，naozibuzhengchangba？ganshuojiezheichuanleliudaidezhuozishijiade！xing，jiegennidule！”
zhangyangxiaodao：“xing！laopo，mashangjiaohengtaizhubaoshouxijiandingshiliutianhuaguolai。”
xiaobingyunlengdao：“guangjiaotazenmexing？sheibuzhidaoliutianhuashihengtaideren，kendingbangnimenshuohua？dengzhe，jiejiaozhonghaizhubaoxiehuidehuizhangguolai。”
zhangyangyipaishou，“kehaixing！”
“xingnimagetou！”fangxueqingqidexinkouteng。
buguo，xixiyixiang，zaikankanzhangfu，sihushenseqizhi，hewangriyouxiebutong？
这就怪了。
sihu，haizaiweitadushiyidingdan？
hengheng，zheitiaodangchudetian·gou，guoranhaishizaixiangbanfataowohuanxina！
danneishihou，xiaobingyunyizaidadianhuale。
fangxueqingbeibiwunai，yezhihaojiliutianhuadalegedianhua。
“laoliu，xianni15fenzhongzhineigandaowojia。fouze，lizhi！”
然后，挂电话。
genbenbujiliutianhuahuihuahefanyingdeshijian。
gaolengdefangxueqingjiuzheixingge，buaifeihua。
liutianhua，haidepidiandiandeganguolai。
dengtagandaodeshihou，hualeshisifenzhong，hailaideji。
tingmingbaiyuanweizhihou，liutianhuazheixiaolaotouyebugandaiman，ganjinnachusuishendebao，quchujiandingfangdajing、xiaoshedengshenmede，baneipozhuoziduanxiangleqilai。
tawushiduosuile，chengshulaolian，xiandehenzhuanye。
zhangyangsanrenyejiuanjinglexialai。
ketinglideqifen，youdianchenmen。
xiaobingyunhefangxueqing，wushengdeduidenglehaojiyan。
冤家，就这样。
zhangyangwendezhu，zuozaineilichouyan，hecha。
henkuai，liutianhuajiandingwanbi，daizheyisiyouqudexiaoyi，shuo：“neige，xiaomeinva！zheizhuozima，yinggaishiquniande。ditanshangjiahaodehua，siwubaikuainengmaidao。daoshizheigutanmudehezi，haizhigeersanshiwan。”
cihuachu，xiaobingyunhefangxueqingdouzhenjingle！
xiaobingyunqidetoufadouyaozhashule，tiaoqilaijianjiaodao：
“laobuside，nishuoshenmeshuoshenmeshuoshenme？！！！”