第4章 还是没逃脱书包被扔的惨剧

huaweizijuezuodaozuihouyipai,diyijiekeyoushiyuwencuilaoshideke,tarenbuzhufanlegebaiyan。

zheijitianzaijiachihaoshuihao,ziranyoushijianxiegongke,yushuwaiwulihuaxue,tadouhaohaofuxileyibianbushuo,xianzaiyijingkaishizuoliniandemonijuanle。

tangqingyanzheigegentayiyangshichashengdemeizixianmudikanzheta,dao:“xiaowei,nizuijinjiuxiangkaileguayiyang,haolihaie。”

“meishi,tangniu,zheijitianniyebietinglaoshijiangkele,wojinijiang,xianzaiwoxianjiniyibenwozijizongjiedezhishidian,yuwenyaobeidekewena,wenyanwena,haiyouneixiejieshihechengyu,nidouanzhaowojinidebei,baozhengnichabule!”

“ei?xiaoweinizenmeturanzheime……”

“haijideqiantianwojinifadeyuyinma?nikeyaohaohaobaoliu,wobamadebuchangkuandaowoshoule,shuqiwojizijiqinglehaodejiajiao,zheichusandezhishiwodouxuewanle,fangxinba!”

“zhende?neizhenshitaihaole!”

cuilaoshijinmenzhihou,jiujiangshubenzazailejiangzhuoshang,houzhongdefenbihuipiaosankailai。

“zuotianrangtongxuemendaidelianxicedoudaimei?”

“jintianwomenyaoyongdaozheigelianxice,doufankaidisanye。”

huaweiyifanshubao,zheicaixiangqilai,zijizheisantiandoumeitingke,shangkebushizuomonijuan,jiushisikaoyihoudeanpaihedagongjixucunqiandeshi。

完全没听老崔的话。

zheilianxicezijilianmaidoumeimai。

“suanle,jixuzuomonijuanhaole。”

sheiliaotianbusuirenyuan,cuilaoshihaixiajiangtaijianchalaile。

“wokansheimeidai,woshuoleneimeduobian。”

等等!

huaweituranxiangdaoleyijianshi。

zijizaishengqiandejintian,shibeihenhendiwuruleyifan。

shubaohaibeirengdaolemenwai。

houlaicaizhidao,cuilaoshijintianmaosishizijiachulewenti,baqiquansatashenshang。

“ze!wojintianbuhui……yezheimedaomeiba?”

jieguocuilaoshijiulaidaoletashenbian,“huawei,nilianxiceni?”

“wo……haizhenmeidai。”

tafenmingkandaoqiubanzhangwuzhezuitouxiao,baokuoqianpaidehenduotongxuedouniuguotoulaikantaxiaohua。

lianxiazhijiyezhuanguoshen,zhibuguohuaweihulveletayouxiedanyoudebiaoqing。

“huawei!laoshishuodehuanizongdangerpangfeng!”

“laoshi……wocuole,wogentangqingyankanyiben,xingbuxing?wobaozhengmingtianyidingdai。”

zuibayaotianyidian!suishuodouhuileba,yebunengzaijiaoshiwaizhanyijieke,duoleia。

ranercuilaoshiyibazhuaqitadeshubao,zhibuguohuaweizhidaoliucheng,yibahuzhu。

“laoshi,womingtianyidingdai!”

“woshuoleduoshaobian!jintianjiubunengpozheigeli!nijiwochuquzhao!zhaobudaojiubiejinlaishangyuwenke!”

“崔老师……”

suiranxianzhi,dancuilaoshiyonglehenjinger。

shubaoyixiazijiubeizhuaizou,cuilaoshishengqidilinzhetadeshubaojiuquandaozailejiaoshimenkou。

limiandeshenmeshubenbidaiquandoudiaolechulai,lianweishengmiandoumeibeiyilou。

huaweineixinmaleju:**!

ranhoutanlekouqi,zijizenmehaishimeitaoguozheiyijienan!

“wodaoyaokankannizheitiantiandoudaideshenme!chuquzhao,zhaobudaonijiubiejinlaishangke!”

“wodoushuole,womeidai!nijiaowozhaoshenme?”

cengjiheshidehuaweijiuzhendezaijiaoshiwaidunleyijieke,fanfudemeiyiyemeiyizhangdizhao,napatameidai,tayezunxunzhecuilaoshideyiyuan。

erjintian,tazhongyubazijideyihuowenlechulai。

崔老师明显一愣。

“chuqu!neijiuchuquzhanzhe!meidailianxice,haixueshenmexue!”

“nibunengboduoyigexueshengxiangzaijiaoshitingkedequanliba!woyimeiweifanketangjilv,ermeirumashishengyinqimaodun,woweishenmeyaochuqu?”

quanbanneimeduoshuangyanjingquankanzhe,cuilaoshiyouxiebengbuzhu,dantahaiyaoshajijinghou。

“zijidoubuzhenxi,xianzaifanerzuibashi!youshenmeyong!tangqingyanbenlaixuexijiucha,haigennikanyiben,nimenliangdoubengxuesuanle!”

得,一句话侮辱俩。

huaweihailianleiletangqingyan。

xiazhijiturandao:“laoshi……wohebanzhangkanyiben,wodejiejita……”

huaweiquelandezaiyucuilaoshijiaoqing,yushitanlekouqi,shuo:“hao,wochuquwaimianzhanzhe!”

“赶紧出去!”

huaweicongzuihouyipaizouchulai,ranhoutakandaoqiubanzhangzaiduitaxiao。

jiushineizhongqiaobuqiren,buhuaihaoyidexiao。

等等!

rengshubaozhishiyigechaqu!

qiubanzhangganleyijianrangzijigengnankandeshi,tashenchulejiao,jiangzijibanleyigegentou,xiatianchuandeshixiajiqunzhuangxiaofu,zheiyishuaihaoxianglianxiaoneineidouluchulaile。

chengweilequanbansuoyourendexiaobing!

“he!jiranzhidaole,neijiubieguaiwo。”

taxiaosadizoudaoqianmian,kansijicongcong,qishiyijiaochuaishangleqiubanzhangdexiaotui,zijihaijiazhuangbanleyixia,fuzhejiangtai,dao:“banzhang……banzhangniganshenmeya?zenmehaibanren?”

qiubanzhangtuitengyoubuganshuochulai,kanzhehuaweihaizhuangkelian,zhinengyaoyarenzhe。

“bushuowohaole,wanyibandaobiedetongxue,wanyibandaocuilaoshizenmeban?”

qiubanzhangyanlekoutuomo,buzhidaoyaoshuoshenme,zhinengdizhetou,xinxianghuaweizheijiahuozenmehaibugun!

huaweimieshidiyixiao,jianqizijisuoyoudedongxi,linzheshubaoyizheqiangjiao。

xiakehou,xiazhijiganjinchulai,nazheshoulidelianxicedao:“jintianyigongyousanjieyuwenke,nibunengzongzaiwaimianzhanzhe!wobawodejini,nijiushuonizhaodaole。”

“不需要!”

huaweishuaileshuaishou,“bangzhuchashengnishibushitebieyouzihaogan?kewobuxuyao!”

“huawei,zongzhizaiwaimianzhanzhebushishi。bie……biezijifangqiziji,haoma?”

“ninuliyixia,yehainengshanghaodegaozhong,shenzhishanghaodedaxue!”

qiubanzhangcongpangbianzouguo,yiqueyiguaididao:“guantaganshenme?zijiyuanyiziganduoluo!xiaoxingenchashengshuohuayehuibiancha!xuewei,woyoudaotibuhui,nengjiwojiangjiangma?”

花微眯着眼睛。

“不跟差生玩!”

“buyaojiejichashengdongxi!”

“biegenchashengjiaopengyou,jiazhangyeshuole,xiangchengjihaodetongxuexuexi!”

naohailituranjiucuanchuzheixiehuayu。

dui,zheijiushiyiwangchashengdedaiyu!

“chourenduozuoguai,banzhanghuazhenduo。”

“你说什么!”

huaweishuqizhongzhi,tuletushetou,“banzhang,zheiflagwojinilixiale,chusandediyiciyuekao,kaobuguoni,wohuazidaozhexie!”

qiubanzhangjieshoutiaoxin,tashuaileshuaizijigaoaodemawei,dao:“buyong,kaobuguowo,dangzhequanbanmianshuonigenwoxing。”

huaweizhengchoushibuda,dao:“meiwenti!”