第2章 陈耀东徐老七小阎王

zaiwuneidailezuzushugexiaoshi,zhidaorishanggantouzhengwushifen,jiangneiweilaijiyijichedilvshunhou,chenyaodongfangcainaqichuangbiandexizhuangwaitao,pizaishenshangdabutuikaiwumenzoulechuqu。

哗!

嗡声里,屋门大开。

cishicike,wuliugexiongdizaoyizaiwuwaidengdaixujiu,wenshenghou,fenfentaitouwanglai,yibiankuaibukaojinyibianqishenghandao:“dongge!”

hanshengsuibusuanzhengqi,danquegewaixiangliang,yindehaojiweizoulangluguodezukeshoujing,daliangyiyanhoujiuganjinditoukuaibulikai。

qiaoranjian,chenyaodongdunzuzaiyuandi,yandijidongyishanershi,turanfenwaiganxielaotiankeyirangtazhonglaiyici。

duitalaishuo,yanqianjirendoushitaguomingdexiongdi。

youqishizhanzaizuiqianfangdesanren,congzuowangyou,zhangdahu,zhuhaowen,duwu。

jieshiyilucongqingshanxianneigexiaodifangzhuisuierlai,douzaihoushiweitafuchuliangduo,bushidangdaodangqiangcansijietou,jiushizaorenxianhaiansuanyuyuerzhong。

“东哥?”

sishichajuedaoletadeqingxuyouxieqiguai,jirenfenfenluchuyihuoyouguanqiedemuguang。

“meishi,zou,xianchifan。”

chenyaodongqingqingbaishoushiyiwushi,nachudoulidehongtashanxiangyan,yirenyigen,huanhuandianran。

suiji,yixingrendabuzouxiangluochengxijie,jiujinzhaolejiachangqudecanguanchifan。

youyuzhenghaoshifandian,canguandatinglizaoyimeiyoukongzhuo,geserenyingzhanjuyifang,xiandeyouxiexuannaoyongji,zayinheyilunsichufeichuan。

“tingshuolema,rujinzheixijieyijingguixiaoyanwangle。”

“a?zheibushixulaoqidedipanma?”

“qi,nixiaozixiaoxikezhenluohoua,neidoushiduojiudeshile。”

“xulaoqi?zaojiubeixiaoyanwangchenjiangle!”

shuohuazhepoweideyidexiaolexiao,sishixiangyaoyicixuanyaoyifan,tuxiantadexiaoxilingtong。

ranerhenkuai,tajiuganshoudaotongzhuorenlalelazijijianbang,dunshiyouxienaonu,zhengyaobunaiyanyujijushi,quegandaodianneiguangxianweiweiyian。

shunshitaitouwangqu,siweigaodahanzizoujindiannei,yixiazishidechaonaodefanguanturanbeianxiazantingjian。

“xiao......xiaoyanwang?”

xianqiandeshuohuazheweiweiyihuang,lianseshunjianbianbai,lianmangbizuidixianaodai。

huanghujian,taganshoudaoduifangsixiaofeixiaodekanlezijiyiyan,hedexinliyitiao,anzidagu。

zhidaodianneidefuwuyuankuaibuyinglexiaqu,tacaiganjueneidaojijuqinlveheyapogandemuguangcongtashenshangyikai。

“dongge,erhaobaojianyizhijininliuzhe。”fuwuyuanzhanzaichenyaodongmianqian,miandaitaohaodexiaorong。

chenyaodongmeiyoujijiaogangcaideyilun,wenyanqingqingdiantou:“haishilaoguiju,meiyangdoulaidian。”

“好嘞,您请!”

shuohuajian,yixingrenhuanbuzoujinerhaobaojian。

chenyaodongdangrenburangdezuozaizhuwei,shenhousanrenyegenzheluozuo。

yishijian,baojianneixiangqiyizhenhuojidianranhexiangyandetuwusheng。

chenyaodongzuozaizhuwei,youshouchengzheheseyuanmuzhuo,yibiantuchuyanwu,yibianweizhoumeitousisuoweilaideqibujihua。

zheigeshiqidetazaiyezonghuikanchang,meigeyuenengnaliangqianduoyuan。yuputonggongrenyigeyuebuguojibaikuaixiangbi,taqueshichengdeshangshishourubufei。

danshijishang,taquebingmeizanxiajigeqian。

bijingtoukaotaderen,doushikantagouyiqigoudafang,suoyijingchangxuyaoqingshouxiarenchichihehe,kaixiaopoda。

kansifengguangwuxian,douliquekongkongruye,zheijiushidaozhitahoushizoushangxieludezhongyaoyuanyin。

“zhongguihaishidiyunqianlexie,xuyaodiyitongjincainengkaimen。”

呼!

chenyaodongzaicimengxiyikouxiangyan,buduoshijiuyoulexiangfa。

yucitongshi,wumenbeirenqinghuandakai,yipanpanreqitengtengderoushihechaocaibeiduanshanglezhuo,shenzhihaiyouliangxiangpijiubeibaolejinlai。

piaoxiangdeqiweirangrenshizhidadong,danquewurendangandongkuai,kaihaopijiuhoudoujiangshixianfangzailechenyaodongshenshang。

“嗯?”

sishichajuedaolelveyouxiechenmendeqifen,chenyaodongshouhuisixuwangzhouweikanleyiyan,suijijiukandaoyizhonghanzitunyankoushuidekezhimoyang。

tayaranshixiao,zhudongnaqikuaizidao:“hailengzheganma,chifan!”

jiweihanziweikoujida,yibianhejiuyibianchicai,duanduanshijifenzhongjiuyoubanzhuocaixiadu。

yejiuzaizheishi,baojianwaimianyinyinchuanlaiyizhenxuanhua,yindechenyaodongzhoulezhoumei。

......

“tamade,jinilianleshibushi?”

baoxiangwai,yiweiliansecangbaichuanzhehuachenyideqingnianmanlianbunai,yibajiangmianqiandefuwuyuanxiaolutuikai,buxiedao:“laozinenglaizheilichifan,jiushijinimenmianzi。”

“yaonigebaojianzenmele?”

xiaozhangdehuayinxiangchezaifanguandatingnei,yizhongqianlaichifanderendoutingxiawankuai,baozhekanhaoxidebiaoqingwangleguolai。

“bushide,bushide!”

fuwuyuanxiaolumantoudahan,jimangshangqianxiangyaojieshiqueyoubeiduifangshenhoudekuiwuhanzilanzhu。

taitoukanjianhanziheisebeixinxiadezhengningciqing,xiaoluliansejingju,danhaishiqiangtiqiyongqizhengzhahandao:“yangge,yangge,zheibaojianyijingyourenle......”

“cao!yuanlainirenshiwoa?renshiwohaibuzhidaobalimianrenqingzou?”

liyangbudengxiaolushuowanjiuyijiaojiangtachuaifan,suijijiuyaoshangqianjiangbaoxiangwumentuikai。

“laozidaoyaoqiaoqiaozheilimianshishei。”

嘎吱!

baoxiangwumenbeirencongneilakai,yidaoliuzhecuntoudegaodarenyingcongzhongzouchu,youshouruhuqianyibansisiniezhuleliyangdeshouwan。

jinjiezhe,youyousandaorenyingjinsuiqihou,qifenyixiazixianrubingdian。

“zenme?”chenyaodongzhanzaizhongyang,kanxiangbeiduwuzhizhudeqingnian,yuqidanmodao:“jiushiniyaozhaowo?”

“cao!nigenwozhuangnimani!”liyangmengranshuaishouxiangyaozhengtuo,jieguoquefaxianzijiruheyonglidouzhengtuobukai。

“sashou,jilaozisashou!”

liyangzhanghongzhelian,ganshoudaoyizhentengtongcongshouwanshangchuanchu,mangweixiedao:“tamadenixiangzhaosi?zhidaolaozishisheima?”

“dongge,shiliyang。”zhanzaibianshangdezhuhaowentuiletuijingkuang,chaochenyaodongqingshengtixingleyiju。

wenyan,chenyaodongyixiazigouqihuiyi,mingbaileduifangshenfen。

duifangkenengqueshibusuangeshenmejiaose,dantadeqindagelibiaoqueshiluochengzheiyipianyoumingdehenren,shouxiayouzheyigeguimopodadeduchang,yanglejishihaoren。

daoshangyouzhebushaoduifangdechuanwen,shenzhiyourenquqiduchangshuguangsuoyou,beipianjielegaolidai,meiqianhaizhihouyijiarenbeihuoshengshengshaosi。

chenyaodongzaichengweidaoshangfengchuandexiaoyanwangzhiqian,yuanyuanyulibiaodaguoyicizhaomian,suoyikandaomoyangyoujifenxiangsideliyang,ziranjiugandaoyanshu。

但那又如何?

chenyaodongsuiranzheiyishidadingzhuyiyaozouzhengdao,danbingbudaibiaotayuanyirenrenrounie。

yueshizheizhongshiqing,yueshiyaogouhengouwei。fouzeyidanluchuyifenruanruo,jiuhuishoudaoshibeishanghai。

suiji,zhijianchenyaodongsonglesongjian,mianwubiaoqingdao:“zuibabuganjing,jitazhizhi。”