rujingshuilansuoliao，shoulecijideweianhehuiquzhijiebileguan，haifenfushouxiameishibuyaolaidarao，kanyangzijiushibudaozhujihouqijuebuchuguan。
neizhenghaofangbianlejingshuilananpairenqutunbingneixiebuqiyandedijiezhucheng。
tongshi，kuichengneibian，biaomianshangshixingshengnvpaijinqukaicaiyuntiededuiwu，shijishangshianpairenshenrukuichenggegejiaoluo，anzhongtiaodongchengneimoxiuchunchunyudongdexin。
zheixieshijingshuilanqinxinzuodeyinbi，yueshengnvdeshouxiazanshihaimeifaxianshenmeduanni。
neixiegerenshenzhizhanzhanzixideyiweizheicibishiyingdingle，chenzheyueshengnvhaizaibiguanshanzibaileyanhuiqingzhuqilai。
congtanzikoulidezhizheiyixiaoxidejingshuilandangchangjiulele。
zheimechundeshouxia，weianhezheigeshengnvdangdeyetingxinkudeba！
buguotabenrenyeshigechundan。
xiangdaozhihouzaikuichengmaixiadeyinhuanbaochu，weianheshituwangwaizouquefaxianqitadijiezhuchengjieguiyuwodemingxiashi，pashibizidouyaoqiwaile。
jingshuilanshiyuexiangxinqingjiuyuehao，neixinxiangfazhuandaolianshang，talianchumenzaiwaidoushiyifuxiaoyiyinyindemoyang。
buzhiqingdexiarenhaiyiweishijingshuilancuoshikuichengzhangquanzhongyufengdiaole。
zheiyangdexiaoxitongyangyetongguoanchazaixinggongdetanzichuandaoleyuegongneijiweidailishouzhong。
neijirenyiqiao，zheibushiwenlema？
tamenbaiyanjiugengbaidegengqinkuaile，zaigezaiwu，tongxiaodadan。
daohoulaihaoxiangyougedailihejiuhehaile，shuaichudelinghuozhijiebayuegongdadianshaoledaban。
zhidaozheigexiaoxihou，jingshuilanzhendexiaodekuaifengle，ranertaquequanranbuzhicishijingshiyoutayinqide。
buguoyebuzhongyao，zhiyaoyuegongneibiandaomei，jingshuilanjiuhengaoxingle。
weianhetupozhujihouqizuzuyongleyigeyue，dengtachuguandengdejingshuilanmenzaixinggonglidoukuaizhangchucaole。
zheibu，yijiedaoweianhechuguandexiaoxi，jingshuilanjidongdelikejiucongwotashangbengleqilai。
jiugendalejixueyiyang，jingshuilanjuedehunshendoushijing，henbudeyuandiwushangyitaojianfa。
buguoxianzaibushiwujiandeshihou，jingshuilanyaoxianquzhudiankankangangchuguandeweianhe。
jirandoudaozhujihouqile，neiyegaiqutiaoxuanshinule。
好戏即将登场。
dengjingshuilandaozhudianshi，weianheyijingzailimianle。
“haoshifu，heerxiangyaoneigeyunzongmendeshaomenzhudangshinu，nengbunengzhijiejiheerya？”
weianheqiachuyifutiannidesangyin，jiaojiaorouroudichaobuyiyunsajiao。
jingshuilanyijinmenjiutingjianzheifangfonengbarenjiasideshengyin，shunjianqileyishenjipigeda。
“duodarenle，haisajiaoni。”jingshuilanmeirenzhudiguleyiju。
shengyinbuda，danluozaixiushierzhongjiuhepingchangshuohuadeshengyinyizhi。
yushiweianhemengdizhuanguotou，ehenhendenglejingshuilanyiyan，meihaoqideshuo：“nilaizheizuoshenme。”
“yaoniguan！”jingshuilanbuganshiruodidenglehuiqu。
cuokaiweianhe，jingshuilankuabushangqian，gongshouchaogaozuoshangdebuyiyunxingguoli，suihouzhanzaiweianhededuilimian，angshoutingxiongdikanzheta。
weianhebeitadeyiyangyangdebiaoqingqideyaojinleyikouyinya，mianshangwuguandouyoudianbianleyang。
“lanerlaidezhenghao，gangcaiheerzhengyubenzuotijishinudeshi。”buyiyunguiyideshengyinxiangqi，zuduanleliangrenjianjianbanuzhangdeqifen。
“heng！”weianhezhongzhonghengleyisheng，jiangtouzhuanlehuiqu，youyilianqipandiwangzhegaozuoshangderen。
kanqilaihenxiwangbuyiyuntongyitadeyaoqiu。
weianhedebiaoqingjingshuilanjinshouyandi，taheiheiyixiao，yehuitoukanxianglebuyiyun。
takebuhuirangweianheruyuande。
buyiyunkanxiangjingshuilan，yuqihaowuqifu：“lanercicibiaoxianjijia，benzuoyurangnishoulianggeshinu，niyixiaruhe。”
“laneryuanyi！”jingshuilanziranbuhuicuoguozheigeyiwaizhixi，shifenxinxidiyingxiale，“duoxiegongzhu。”
buyiyundiandiantou，zhuantoumianxianglemanlianxijideweianhe。
rantashuochudehuaquejileweianhechentongyiji。
“tiaoxuanshinudeshinimenzixinganpai，benzuobuhuichashoude。”
“weishenmea——”weianhezhijiehaotaoqilai。
“puchi。”kandaozheilidejingshuilanzhongyuhaishimeirenzhuxiaochulesheng。
buguo，zaibuyiyunchaotatoulaishixianzhiqian，jingshuilanyijingfeikuailianqilianshangdexiaoyi，baichuyifuwohenzhengjingdemoyang。
“shifunipianxinwuwu——”weianhekudeneijiaoyigelihuadaiyu，“nidoujishuilanlianggeshinule，weishenmebunengzhijiebaneigejiannujiwoa？”
“ziranshiyinweiwoniubei。”momingbeipanchedaodejingshuilanfanlegebaiyan，zhijiechita，“zheishiwolianpoliangjieyingdede，niyouzuoleshenmejiuganlaizhaoshifutaodongxia？”
“ni——ge！”weianhebeitayedeyikouqimeishunshanglai，kazaisangziyanlizuihouhuazuoleyishengjuge。
真是丢脸丢尽了。
weianhefenfendiduoleduojiao，chaobuyiyunmozhexiaoleichendao：“shifu，nikanta！”
“laner！”buyiyunchushenghezhilehaixiangkaikoudejingshuilan。
kanzhexiamianhaizaiyongyanshendajiadelianggetudi，buyiyunnandedejuedetouteng。
tajibukewenditanxileyisheng，momotaiqishouroulerouzhangtongdeejiao。
“biechaole，jiuzheiyangba！”buyuchanhecishidebuyiyunguangxiuyihui，qishenchaozhedianhouzouqu。
erjingshuilanjingnengcongtajisuliqudebeiyinglikanchuluohuangertao。
“heng...heng...”jianbuyiyunlikai，meiyoumaicanduixiangdeweianheyemanmanzhizhulechuoqi。
tashuangyantonghonghaidaizhewumengmengdeshuiqi，douzheiyangle，likaiqianhaibuwangdengjingshuilanyiyan。
“pu...hahahahahahaha。”liuzaiyuandidejingshuilanhaowuxingxiangdipengzheduzixiaoqilai。
zheishabihaitingyouyiside，yiqianzenmemeifaxianni。
xiaolehaobanshang，jingshuilanzheicaizhizhuxiao，tashiquyanjiaoxiaochulaideleihua，cuozhexiaojiangledelianjiachaodianwaizouqu。
fuyichumen，jiuyoushinvyingleshanglai。
“xingshengnvdaren，shinuyijingbeihao，haiqingninyibupiandian。”