第1章 人生呐

“xiaoyun,nihuilaila!”lengfengdakaimen,kanjianmenkouqingxiukerendenvpengyoukaixindejiaodao。

“ng”menkoudenvrendandandehuidaleyisheng,xieyemeihuandezhijiejinlemenqu。lengfenglenglelengshen,xinlijuedenvyoujintianguaiguaide,buguoxianglexiangjinwanweinvyoudetebiezhunbei,xinqingyixiaziyouhaolebushao,haha,weilejinwan,lengfengkeshitoutoudecunleyiniandeqianqianle,xiangdaozheili,lengfengkaixindeguanlemen,xingchongchongdezouxiangketing。

lengfengzhuanshenjinruketing,kanjianxiaoyunzhengdaidaidezhanzaizhuoqian,kanzhelengfengjinwanteyizhunbeideyizhuozifancai,lengfenghehedexiaodao:“xiaoyun,kankan,zheishiwojintianteyiqingleyixiawujiahuijianulifendoudejieguoe,jintianwanshangwomenhaohaodeqingzhuyixiaha!”xiaoyunyitingzheihuazhuanguoshenkanlelengfengyiyan,feikuaidezhuanhuitouqu,shentihaoxiangzhandouleyixia,ranhouqingqingdewen:“qingzhu?qingzhushenmeshiqing?nihaiteyideqinggedabantiandejia,yiqianrangniqingjianishizenmeyebukenqingde。”

“呵,你想想啥。”

“xiangbuchulai,erqiewohaolei,yebuyuanyiquxiang。”

“……”

“nixianshuoba,woyihuihaiyoushiqingyaogaosuni!”

lengfengtingdaoxiaoyunjijinlengdandehuida,xinlibujinchenleyichen,yinyinjuedehaoxiangbutaiduijing,nulipingjingleyixiaxinhuangdeganjue,haishiweixiaozhexiangxiaoyunshuo:“baobei,niwangjila?jintianshiwomenrenshiwuniandejinianri!lai,wojintianzhunbeijinigejingxi,hehe,nidengdeng!”shuowan,lengfengjichongchongdexiangwoshizouqu,danqumikanjiannvyousihuzhengxianghetashuoxieshenme。

xiaoyunyigerendaizaiketing,turanxiangshiqulequanshendeliqiyibanzuodaoleshafashang。

“xiaoyun,womenxiangshiwunianle,woaini,zhendehenaini!”zhijianlengfengbaozheyidashudehongmeiguiqingqingdezoudaoxiaoyundeshenbian,ranhoumanmandeguizaidishang,youcongkoudailinachuyixiaohe,dakai,limianjingjingdetangzheyizhibaijinjiezhi。xiaoyunhuanghuangdewendao:“xiaofeng,nizheishizaiganma?”lengfenghahayixiao,“wozaixiangwoqinaidebaobeiqiuhunna,baobei,jiajiwoba,jinguanwobufuyou,danshiwohuiyongyishenglaichongni、aini、baohunide!”

“xiaoyun,nizenmekule?”

“……”

“shikaixindeme?biekuha,suiranwoxianzaizhinengmaibaijindejiezhi,dandengwoyihouzhuanleqian,woyidingjinimaigedadadezuanjieha!”

“goule,buyaoshuole,buyaoshuole!”

“你这是怎么了?”

“xiaofeng,duibuqi,duibuqi,zhende,duibuqi!”

“你……”

“wozhidao,wozhidaoniduiwohenhao,zheiwunianlaiyizhidouneimehao,keshi,wobuxiang,wobuxiangyibeizidouzheiyangdepinqiong,yishengdouzaiweiyitaozijidefangziernuli,tiantiandouliudianzhongqilaiqujigongjiaochegongzuo,wozhendebuxiang,jigeyueqian,jialituorenjiwojieshaolegenanpengyou,tajialiyoufangyouche,wojiubeizhenihetajiechulejici,wofaxianwobutaoyanta,erqiehetazaiyiqiwohenqingsong,wobuyongzaineimexinku,buyongzaiweishenggejishikuaiqianerzheibuganmaineibuyemaide,tahenxihuanwo,qianjitiantayexiangwoqiuhunle,wodayingle,wuwuwu,duibuqi,wojintianshixianglaigaosuniwozhunbeilikaile,duibuqi!”xiaoyunkuzheshuodao。

lengfengyixiashazhule,ganjuexinlixiangyoudaozaihenhendechazhe,yidaoyidaoshengtongshengtongde,taganjuedaoxiaoyunbushizaikaiwanxiao,yinweizuijindexiaoyunzongshixinshizhongzhongdeyangzi,erqiejingchangshuohuijializhu,dantahaishihuaizheyisixiwang,xiaoxinyiyidewen:“xiaoyun,nishikaiwanxiaodeshibushi?buyaohewo?”

xiaoyunkudao:“duibuqi,wozhidaonihennanjieshou,danzheishizhende,takaizhechezaixiamiandengwo,woyihuijiuxiaqu,ranhouzaiyebuhuilaile,wozhidaoduinideshanghaihenda,kewobuxiangyishengweilechichuanfachou,woxiangwodefumuguodehaoyidian,duibuqile,zheiliyoushiwankuaiqian,liujini,xiwangninengzhaoyigebiwogenghaodenvhai,xiwangnibuyaohenwo,zhende!”xiaoyunshuozhe,congbaolinachuyizhangzhipiao,fangzailengfengdeshenbian。

“a!”lengfengturandajiaoleyisheng,xiaoyunhedezhandouqilai,lengfenglenglengdekanzheta,naqileneizhangzhipiao,manmandesisuileta,yibiandao:“woshiqiong,danshiwobuhuiyaozheiqian,wohaiqiongdaoxuyaoyongmainvpengyoudefenshang,wohaiyoushuangshou,nengyanghuoziji!nizouba!”

xiaoyunshenqingfuzadekanlekanlengfeng,zhuanshenjuerandelikaile,pengdeyisheng,menguanshangle,xianglianwuniandenvyouzoule,zhiliuxiayizhuozicaihehegudanderen,lengfenghahadekuangxiaoqilai,dajiaodao:“jintianwanshangwoyoufule,keyiyigerenchineimeduohaocai,mirenguan,hainengtongtongkuaikuaideheguangjialidejiu,hahahaha!”zhishibianxiaoyanleiquemanmandeliulexialai。

lengfengbajialisuoyoudejiudoukaile,kaishikuangguanziji,manmande,jiuyueheyueduo,lengfengganjuezijideyishihaoxiangkaishimanmandezaipiaoyi,butingdewangshangpiaozhe……