ruimingjidabukuadaoqianqiuhemuzhanganmianqian，kanzhetafangzaimeizijianshangdeneizhishou，xiangyaoyibazhangpaiguoqu，youpazijishilefencunshangdaomeimei，suoyizhinengrenleyouren。
“woshuo，taizidianxia，ninengbunengbuyaolaoshiduiwomeimeidongshoudongjiao。”zheirennandaojiubumingbaizaitazheigegegemianqianyaoshoulianyidianma？
妈了个巴子的！
jiusuantazaizenmeduimeimeiyouyisi，yegaizhuyiyixiachanghea！
muzhanganbuyaoliankeyi，danshiqianwanbiehuiletajiameizidemingshenga。
muzhanganweiweixianqiyanmou，dandandikanxiangyilianfenkaideshenruiming，sixiaofeixiaodao：“bendiankanshenjiangjunzuijinsihuyoudianxiana！yaobu……”
“muzhangannijiwodazhu！”ruimingjimangchusheng，shifenjishidedaduanlemuzhanganhoumianhaimeishuochukoudehua。
开玩笑！
ruimingxiangdoubuyongxiangjiuzhidaomuzhanganyikaikouzhunrangtaqupansheshan，zhiyuquneiliganma？
hehe，ziranshiqujiaofei。
pansheshanlinjinmiaojiangdiyu，duchongshuyibianbuzhengpiandashan，bainianqian，buzhidaocongnalichuxianleyizhihanfei，tamenbufeichuihuizhilijiuzhanlinglepansheshan。
neixieshechongshuyixiongewubi，quebuganshangtamenfenhao。
zici，hanfeijiuzaineilianyingzhazhai，dangshangletuhuangdi。
dazhaotaishanghuangyuxianhuanghaiyourujindeyukangdiduocipaibingquweijiao，quedoushiwugongerfan，yinweitamenhaimeiyoushangshan，jiubeineixiemimimamadeduwujihelehuilai。
qianqiuduimianqiandezheiliangzhifanlegedadadebaiyan，zhijiehuanlegehuati：“wutongni？zenmemeiyoukanjiantahuilai？”
“yi～neiyatougangcaihaizaiwoshenbianni，zenmeyizhayanjiubujianle？”ruimingjingguomeimeidetixing，zheicaifanyingguolai，buzhishenmeshihoushenbiandeyatoujingranxiaoshile，erzijiwanquanmeiyoufajue。
“nubizaizhei……”yilianfengchenpupudewutonghaimeijinwujiutingjianxiaojiezaizhaoziji，lijichusheng：“xiaojie，nubigangcaiquchufangzhaorenjininshaolexizaoshui，ninhunmilezheimezhangshijian，xinglaizhihoushenshangkendinghuiyouxienanshou，daihuierrangyeersihouxiaojiexizao。”
shigeduonian，qianqiuyuwutongzhongyuzaicixiangjian，kanzhewutongpibeideshenqing，fengmouzhongranshangleyimojingying。
qianshi，wutongweilebaohutazheigexiaojiedeqingbai，beimobeipanjundianwuzhemozhisi。
jinsheng，tajuebuhuizairangneirutongmengyanbandechangjingzaicifasheng。
“meimei，nizenmekule？shibushishentinanshou？”ruimingkanjianqianqiufanhongdeyankuang，yiweishitanalibushufu，jimangchushengxunwen。
muzhanganyefaxianle，zhishimeishuohua，yanjingqueyizhabuzhadedingzhexiaoguniang，duitadejinzhangbuyayuruiming。
qianqiutingjiangegedehua，lijishouhuipiaoyuandesixu，anzipingfuhaoqingxu，zheicaiduitamenyaoyaotou：“meishi，wofangcaizhishizaixiang，yebuzhiwozheibingnengbunenghao，buguo……jiusuanhaobuleyemeiguanxi，cikejiandaoleqinren，womeiyouyihanle……”
“哒！”
muzhanganhaimeidengqianqiubahuashuowan，jiurenbuzhujilexiaoguniangyigebaoli：“zhengtianhusiluanxiangshenmeni？nicaiduoda，jiugenwomenshuozheixie，bujiushiranshanglewenyima！zhangangegeyidingxiangbanfabanizhihao！”
“jiushi！meimei，nibiexiangneimeduo，gegebaozheng，yidinghuizaifuqinmuqinhuilaizhiqianbanizheibingjitaquge。”
qianqiuzaizheiyike，zhongyuyouleguishugan，tashineimedetanlianzheifenwennuan，zhixiwangzaiyebuyaoshiqu。
“younimen，zhenhao……”qingqingdegantanleyisheng，tajiangmuguangzhuanxiangwutong：“niweiwozaiwaibenboleyitian，leihuaileba？kuaizhaojianwuziquxiuxi，rujingegetamenzaizheier，xiangbineixiegepozijiadingyebuganzuodetaikebo。”
“可……”
“quba……”qianqiudaduanlewutongdehua：“wozheiliyouyeer，dengnixiuxihaole，zaihuilaitihuanyeerjiuhao。”
“shi，nubizunming。”wutongdianlediantou，yebuzaijianchi，zhuanshentuilechuqu。
“gege，mu……zhangan，woxiang，woxiangshuxiyixia，nimenxianchuquba。”
“dengdeng！”ruimingcongmeizidehualitingchuleyixieshiqing，haokandeyanmouyimi，kaikoushuodao：“meimei，neiqunrenshibushixianzhilenimendeziyou？”
“gege，wodelewenyi，beitamengeliyeshirenzhichangqing，zhishikelianlewutongyuyeeryebeiwolianleiguanlejinlai，sangerenjizaiyiqi，tamenweilezhaoguwo，doubuganheyan。”
“pa”deyishengjuxiang，ruimingyizhanghenhendipaizaishenpangdechuangjiashang，qianqiudeshentibukekongzhidezhanlezhan，zhitingtanudao：“nidaodishibushidelewenyihailiangshuoni！tamenjuranganrucifangsi！laozijintianyaoshibuhaohaojiaoxuntamenyidun，laozijiubujiaoshenruiming！”
“gege！”qianqiuyibalazhuruimingdeyijin，zuzhitajiuyaozhuanshendedongzuo：“jiaoxuntamen，nizhanbuzhuli。”
“shenmelibulide，laozicaibuzaihu！”ruimingdahouyisheng，xiangyaozhengtuomeimeideshufu，youpazijiyongliguomengshanglemeimei，zhinengzaiyuandijiangchizhe：“congxiaodaoda，womengejigedoubanijipengzaishouxinli，yijuzhonghuadoushebudeduinishuo。fuqinmuqinzhangnianzaiwai，jializhinengyouzumuhelinshizuozhu，gegemenpanishouweiqu，shishikekedouhuzheni，womenxiangrangnimingbai，buguanchuleshenmeshiqing，jigegegedoushinidekaoshan。”
“gege，nimendexinsi，xiaomeidouzhidao……”qianqiuzaixindizhangzhangdetanlekouqi，jiangergeyongliladaozijishenbian，rangtazuozaizijichuangshang，zheicaijixuquandao：“wutongqujunyingzhaonimen，xiangbibazheilideyiqiedougaosulenimen。waimianneixiegejiadingpozi，naliyouneimedadedanzi，ganruciduidaizijidedongjia。tamen……buguoyeshifengmingxingshibale。”
“meimei，nideyisishi……”
“ge，tingwode，zheijianshiqingnihemuzhangandoubuyaoguan，fangxinjiaojiwojiuhao。nimenchashoujinlai，shijieleyishizhiqi，kehoumiandemafanhuiyuanyuanbuduandeguolai。”