第5章
wenbaizhe，shilangchaoshangxiagongrendewenhao，doushuowenwudiyi，wuwudier，danzheiwenbaixianshengqueshizaizhenggelangchaoduzhanbadoudewenyun，gengshidangchaotaizideqimenglaoshi，weilaidedishi。
“放屁！”
tangyuelianshangyizhenzhengning，zheihuozenmekenengbidelewenbaixiansheng。
tangyuezhengzhunbeifazuo，quefaxianlangyuexianzizhengzaizhuyiziji，lianmanggangadeyixiaojieshidaoshuo：“zheiwenbaixianshengnaishiwolangchaokaiguoyilaihanjiandewenxuezongshi，jiulianjixiaxuegongneijiweiyeduiwenbaixianshengdewencaibulinkuajiang，gengshishuciqiujiao，zheixiaozihedeheneng，buguoshiduishanglaiyifuduilian，jurannengbideshangwenbaixiansheng？”
yibianshitangyueduoduobiren，yibianshilangyuexianzideshengqingkuazan。
erxujiquexiangshigejuwairenyiyang，yourangxiaoerjizijishangleyihumeijiu，yigeshushengjurannaguoyihujiuwangzuiligudonggudongyiqiluanguan，yiyinerjin，queshiquanranbucengkanguoyiyanzheigeshengmingzaiwaidelangyuexianzi。
ququpimaoeryi，jiusuanzhangdezaihaokanyedelashi、fangpibushi。
xujixinliqingmieyixiao，haizhenbuhuibazheigesuoweidexianzifangzaixinshang。
kezheipianpianzhaolailelangyuexianzidehaoqi。
gangxiangshangqiangenxujijiaotanyifan，zhijianxujiyibazhuaguozhuozishangtangyuecaifangxiadebaiyu，kanzheqijibaihuaidetangyue。xujigongshouxiaodao：
“duoxiezheiweitanggongzi！zheikuaibaiyuxiaoshengshouxiale，ruoshirihoutanggongzixiangzhaorenbishiwencai，dakelaizhaowoa。”
“你站住！”
tangyuezennengkanzhexujijiangyunazou，erqiezheixiaozihaiguyitiaoxin。
tangyuehenbudeshengshengsilezheixiaozi。
“gongzizheijiujianxiaole，zheifangcaijiranxugongziyingletanggongzi，tanggongzijiudeyuandufushu，zaishuole，xiaonvzizaotingwentanggongziyiyanjiuding，zongbunengzaiwoyijienvliuzhibeimianqiandiulianbushi！”
“hehe，shi，neishidangran！bengongzishuochuqudehuajiushipochuqudeshui，kendingbunengzaishouhuilai。”
tangyueshuobafenhendekanleyiyanxujidao：“jiranlangyuexiaojietinishuohuale，suannixiaozihaoyun，rihoubierangxiaoyezaizhuangjianni，zhuangjianniyici，wodaniyici。”
suirantangyuexinlixianzaizhengzaidixue，danshikanzheyibiantanxiaoyouzhidelangyueyilianchongbaidekanzheziji，tangyuezhinengshidadiaoleyawangduzilimianyan，yaozheyasongzoulexuji。
kanzhexujiyixingrenyuanyuandecongtianxiangloulikai，zuozaitianxianglouwulouzhengchangmeiyouxiaqudexuanyigongzi，yaozheyaxiaoleyisheng：“youdianyisi。”
buzhidaolinshuyaohuibuhuikanshangzheigeshusheng，danjiantazheisanfenqidu，ruoshilinshuyaokantabushang，woyeyaobatajiyinjianjifuhuang，zheigeren，dangweidonglianga！
“luogonggong，xiyanwanle，womenyehuiquba！jintianzheiduizidangzhenshiyifubucuodeduilianer，wodezaoxiehuiquxianjifuhuangcaishi。”
hanjiandekanjianzijiaxiaozhuzizheimekaixin，beijiaozuoluogonggongdelaozhehuixinyixiao，fushizhezijia“gongzi”jingenzaixujideshenhou，likailetianxianglou。
......
linfumenqian，diwangxiama。
zheikebushishuozhewande，linjiazushangdegongjiwushu，xiangchuanjiuchahedangchulangchaodediyirenhuangdibaibazile，suiranlinjiameiyoushixiwangtideyoudai，danshilinjiawangshangshusandai，guanzhizuididedoushisipindayuan。
lidaijingyingxialai，ruodalinfuyejiuchengleyuanchengliyidenghaomen。
ziconglinjiamouweishangzhuguodarenzhansibianjiangzhihou，jiuliantanghuangdaolelinjiademenqian，douyaoxiamayishijingyi。
......
yanxia，zheicuntucunjindelinjiamenqian，linjiadexiaosiquekanjianyigebuhexiedeshenying。
“zhanzhu，nishishenmeren，linfumenqian，burongkuisi，kuaigun，yaoburan......si！”
“要不然什么？”
zhengzaineilinjiadeshiweizhunbeidongshouquzhudeshihou，lairenhuanghuangyouyoudejiaobuturanzhizhu，haojiahuo，huoranyikoudabaiyaluchulerenchuwuhaidexiaorong，daizhelaizixinshidaidewennuanzhunbeiweiwenweiwenzheiweijianshougangweidexiaoge。
“ninini......nibushi！”
shoumenderenkanzhemianqianwanhaowusundexuji，bairijingranmaochulaiyisilenghan。
zheisunzibushibeishaosilema？zenmehuituranyoumaolechulai。
“ni！nidaodishirenshigui！”
shiweijingjudekanzhemianqiandeshenying，shouxuewanwei，kanyangzi，haizhenshilinjiadeneiweizhuixu，zhishi，guanjiadarenbushi......
xujibucenglihuilinjiashiweijingjudeyanguang，yanshenzhujianmiaoshanglelinjiayichujiaoluolimianruoyinruoxiandeyidaoqingyan。
yidaoxiaorongzhujianfuxianzaixujixieqidelianpangshang。
kanyangzi，zheixierenshirenweizijisidinglea！
neijiubuyaoguaiwojizheibainianbubiandeyuanchenggaodianlezile。
zaozairenchulaixujideyishunjian，shouzaifumenqiandeshiweiyijingsakaituipaojinquhuibaole，henbudediemaduojizijishengliangtiaotui。
bijingzheishiqinglinjiazuodebudidao，yaoshixujibeishaosilehaihaoshuo，dabulejiushituituozoushuile，guanjianzheibenlaigaisiderenzenmehuipingkongchuxianzailinfumenqianle？jigexiaosixiangpolenaodaidouxiangbumingbai。
......
neitang，linjiajiazhubuzai，xianzailinjianeitangzheiweidaiyoujifengouloudelaozhekeyisuanshilinjiadexinfu，linfudeguanjiajiangyue。
jiangyuecishizhengshiyouxinchongchong，eryefenfuzijideshiqing，zijiconglaidoumeiyoubanzaguo，duduzheici，zijijingranlianyigesirendouzhaobudao，neigexujijiuxiangshipingkongxiaoshileyiyang，huobujianren，sibujianshi。
kanzhejiwanxinchazaichazhanlipaochuqingxiang，laozhehanzhanzhandeduanqilaichazhan，zhengzhunbeipincha，quezaicibeirendaduan。
“daren，buhaole，buhaole，neigesiren，xuji，xujihuilaile！jiuzaidamenwaidengnin......”
“嘭！”
shangyikehaishihuangtumaidaobanjiedekuxiulaoren，zhouranniebaolezijishouzhongdechabei，renyoujidiguntangdachayeshunzhelaozhelianshangqiqudegouhehualuo。
yishuanghunchendeyanjinglidouranezhibuzhushaji，hedeganlaibaoxindeshiweigengshiputongyishengzuozailedishang......
banshang，kanjianneishiweijingjudemoyang，laotoucaiyishidaozijishitaile，zichaodeyaoleyaotou，qingshengtanxidao：“ai，laolelaole，hahaha，lailehaoa，nixianbatadaidaochaifangquba，dengbenguanjiayoukongdeshihouqukankanta，kankanwolinjiadezhuixu！”
jiangyueyaoyaqiechidebazuihoujigeziyaodehenzhong。
许继！好一个许继。
jiranyicishabusini，zhiyaonihaizailinjia，jiuzonghuisizaiwoshouli。
xujikanzhecongcongcongyuanzilipaochulaidexiaosimiansecangbaidekanzheziji，buzhidaoshibeizijihedehaishibeineiweihede。
“xugongzi，jiangguanjiazanshibuzai，qingninxianandunxialai，dengdaojiangguanjiahuilaizhihouziranhuiqujianni。”
shuohuadeshihou，neishiweideyayaodezhizhizuoxiang，kanzheixujixiaoxinyiyidedao。
xujikanjianzheilinjiarendemoyang，xinliziranzhidaoshisheiyizhixiangyaonongsiziji，yanxiaduizheneishiweijiushiyifurenchuwuhaidexiaorong，haoqidedao：
“e，wozhudeyuanzizoushuile，buzhidaoxianzaijiangguanjiajiwoanpaidezhuchuyouzainali？”
henkuai，xujijiujiandaole。
linjiasuiranquangui，danshizheiyuanluodebuzhihaizhenbushizhaoyao，dadaxiaoxiaoyejiujishijianfangzi，zheicihaizhenbushineijiangguanjiaguyiexinxuji，zhishixujiyuanlaideyuanziyishao，yishibanhuihaizhenmeiyourangxujizhudedifang，zheicairangrenjiangxujilingdaochaifang。
zheifangziyuanyuandechuanlaiyizhenhongchouweibushuo，bieshuoshuideshufule，kanzhedoumeiyoubanfenfangzideyangzi，suiranburenxinzhujinqu，danshixujigengxiangkankanjiangyuexiangyaozenmeshuahuazhao，xujisuijijiangzijidexingnangyibadiuzaichuangtashang。
xujizenmekenengjiuzheimeanfen。
xujigangtangxiapianke，neishiweiyeshigangzou，chouzhesixiawurendeshihou，xujidaibuzhule，qiaoqiaodeliulechuqu。
jiranjiangyueyaonongsiziji，xujibiranyaohaohaozuodianzhunbei。
gangchulechaifangdemen，xujiraodaohouyuan，zheicaizhaodaolechouqidelaiyuan，hezhezheichaifangdehoumianjiushimajiu。
嘶！
xujijianduoshiguang，yeshidiyicijiandaozheimedademajiu，haojiahuo！zheidandanyigemajiujiuyanglebuxiashushipijunma。
xujishangbeizisuishuoshiyigekaoguxuejia，danshichushengzaibeifang，zixiaobianshizaimabeishangduguode。ruolunqilaiduimaerdeshuxi，xujikeshisihaobushubieren。
dangxiayiyanjiukanshangleneimajiudequnma。
mamingsisi，xujishangqiandingzhuleyitoumoyangxiongjundejunma，zheimaquanshendoushiheisedemaopi，jingranshiyisizasedoumeiyou，erqieheidefaliang，yishenjianzirou，xiongkuogengshichuqidekuan。
qitedeshi，zheimaershenshangbingmeiyoumaan，shenzhijiulianzuilidemajiaozidoumeiyou，zhishibeilanzaileyichuzhalanlimian。
zheidaobushixianglanmadedongxi，fanershixianglanzhuleyitouwufaxunfudemengshou。
mofeizheimaeryoushenmexiqizhichu？
xujidehaoqixinshanglaile，jiucushixujishenshoumoxianglemaer。
xujihaimeiyoumodaoneijunmademaofa，huranchajuedaoyoushengrenkaoqiandeliema，mengranjianyijiaodengxianglelongzi，ruobushixujishandekuai，neiyijiaojiucaizailezijideshoushang。