huiyingliangdongde，zhishiyishenglengheng，haizhenshijinrongquanzilidebingshanlengmeirena。
buguoliangdongzaojiubuyiweiranle，shangyishi，zheiweibingshanlengmeirenbuyeduitachangkaixionghuailema？
zhishihaimeilaidejizhaiqushengliguoshi，zijijiubuzhengqideguale。
“aiya，zheitangdaidedaqinghuayebuzhidaoshigeshenmezaoxing！”liangdonghaosiziyanziyudeshuodao。
唐代大青花？
shangguanweizhouzhemeitousaoleliangbinyiyan，zheirenshishaziba？tangdainalaidedaqinghua！
“wokanzheiwanyidegujia，shaoshuoyedezailianggeyizuoyou，nikanni，meinv？”liangdongzhizhepaimaishouceshangdedaqinghuashuodao。
zheitemehaiyongkan？yijingjiadebunengzaijiale！
“wokanna，zhierbai！”
jiuzhei，shangguanweidoujigaole，zheiwanyishiliangdonghelizhendongyiqiqumaide。
dangshiliangdongjiushuo，huadianbenqian，maigehaode，zhishaoyexiangdianyang，buzhiyurangrenjiayiyanjiukanchujialai。
jieguolizhendongdaohao，dasibuhuayuanwangqiandemaobingshanglaile，shuoshenmeyeyaozaiyijialubiandianlimaigecancipin。
haimeiqimingyueniandaijiuyuan，suoyilveyoucanpohenzhengchang。
keguanjianshi，renjiadoushishaoshaodiaogecha，nizheidaohao，bangepingzuidoumeile。
jiuyinweizheibangepingzui，lizhendongzuihouyiwukuaiqiandegaojiabazheige“tangdaidaqinghua”jishoudaoshoule。
yuanbenliangdonghaiyiweilizhendongshiganpaimaixingde，linpaimaizhiqian，zenmeyedezuodiangongkeba？
jieguoyidaoxianchang，chadiantulexue，tangdaidaqinghua！
guangshizheigebiaotijiugouherendele，shaoshaodongdiangudongde，yagenbuyongkandongxi，kanmingtoujiuzhidao，ruzhenbaohuan！
“erbaikuaiqianmaigudonga，meinv，ninjialidepinwei，zhenchadianyisi！”liangdongyifuaorandeshenqing，pielepiezuishuodao。
shangguanweichadianrangliangdongqiyun，zheitemefenmingjiushijiahuo，chuerbaidoushitianjia，genwojialidepinweiyouyimaoqianguanxima？
qishiliangdongshiguyizheimeshuode，qianshizuikaishigenzheiweilengmeirenjiechudeshihou，takezhenshiyiluguitiana，jieguoquezaodaomeinvdetuoqi。
houlaizongjieleyifanjingyanjiaoxunzhihou，cainongmingbaiyigedaoli，meinv，zuibuqueshaode，jiushiguitiandehuo，fanerqueshaobishitadezhennanren！
yushihu，zailiangdongdeyitongdayazhixia，zhongyuxunfulezheitoumushizi！
suoyizheiyishi，gangyijianmian，liangdongjiugezhongdayashouduanqishang，lianyijuhaotingdedoumeiyou。
nvrenzheidongxijiushizheimeguai，niyueshizhuangsunzi，tayuebunazhengyanqiaoni，niyuezhuaidegenerwubawanside，tayuehuiwangshenshangtie。
“zheiweixiansheng，qingnizhuyinideyanci！”shangguanweizuichundouqingle，niutoudengzheliangdongshuodao。
liangdongsaoleshangguanweiyiyan，buxiededao：“qie，meinv，bushiwoshuoni，tangchaodedongxi，zainiyanlijiuzhierbai，neiyaoshisongchaodeni？gujijiuzhiyibaiwuleba？zhaozheimeshuo，banqiaodezhenjizainizhei，jiudedaotiea！”
liangdongshuohuasuiransunledian，danshiyinliangkongzhidehenhao，zhiyoutaheshangguanweinengtingdeqing。
paoniudafazhizhongzuizhongyaodeyidianjiushi，keyidaya，keyibuxie，yekeyiqiaobuqi，danjueduibunenggongkaiqiaobuqi，neijiushijizijizhaozuizaole。
raoshitazheifanhuachuanbudaobierenerduoli，jiushangguanweizijitingzhe，xinliyefangeyinga。
zhengbanqiaodehuaneikeshizhenpina，jiyoushouzangjiazhi，daoletamenjia，doudedaotie，yanwaizhiyi，jiushitamenjiadoushitulaomao，meijianguoshimiana！
骂人都不带脏字！
“landelini！”shangguanweidengleliangdongyiyan，jimangniuguotouqu，shengpazaizhaoreshangzheihuo。
“meinv，nikanzheige，nizhidingxihuana！”liangdongshuozhe，fanguolingyiye，bashangmianyigenganmianzhangyiyangdedongxizhijishangguanweikan。
“嘶！”
shangguanweiqidelianshangdoumeixuesele。
“huiwuzheniaiqingdexiaopibian，henhendechoudazaiwodeshenshang。”liangdongjianshangguanweishensebudui，jimangniuguotouqu，zhuangzuoruowuqishideyangzi，zuilihaihengqilexiaoqu。
wentishitazheixiaoqugenneigenganmianzhangyetaidale，zhenghaoshuanshanggensheng，zheibujiushixiaopibianma？
tingzheshenhougegegedeyizhenyaoyasheng，liangdongmanyidedianlexiatou，mudeyijingdadao，gujisangeyuezhinei，shangguanweidouwangbuletazheifuzunrongle。
rangyigenvrenjizhunidefangfayouhenduozhong，bataqigebansiyeshiqizhongzhiyi。
suizhehuichanglidebinkedaoqi，zhouweidedengguangzhouranandanlexialai，jishuqiangguangzhaoxiangzhuxitaidefangxiang。
meinvzhuchirenchuanzhexinggandeqipaozoushangqianlai。
“zunjingdegeweilaibin，xianshengmen，nvshimen，datangfengyishupaimaihuixianzaizhengshikaishi！rangwomenyouqingdiyijianpaipin！datangwenmingzhang！”
噗！
liangdongganghedeyikoukuangquanshuiquanpenlechulai。
zheigegaisidelizhendong，jiuniqudezheigemingzi，jiutemegailachuqubaozouwufenzhong！
bushishuohaodeshitangdaidiyigenganmianzhangme，zenmetemegaichengwenmingzhangle？
zaishuo，sheijiadewenmingzhangyichilaizhang？shicongzhuruguolaidea？
buzhishiliangdongchadianxiaopen，lianshangguanweidoushouwuzheyubi，liangjianyizhensongdong。
rensheidounengkandechulai，tarendehennanshou，biedehenxinku。
“meinv，xiangxiaojiuxiaochulai，meijianguowenmingzhangdeni，haoburongyikaileyiciyanjie，kaixinshizhengchangde，wokeyilijie。”liangdongxiaoxixideshuodao。
“ni！”shangguanweidexiaoyiyixiazibeiliangdongjiqimeile，bailetayiyan，niutoujixukanxiangzhuxitai。
zuozaiqianpaidejigedalaodoukanshale，zheidatangwenmingzhangyetaijingzhile，wentishangmianhaoxianghaiyouzhanzaishangmiandebaimianmeicadiaoni。
gujizheixiemianfen，yeshitangchaode！
“qi……qipaijia，yiqianwan！”meinvzhuchirensaoleyiyanzheigenliangkuaiwumaoqiandeganmianzhang，lianshuojiadediqidoubuzule。
“neige，meicijiajiayibaiwan，zhi……zhishaoyibaiwan！”
jingyanzheimefengfudezhuchiren，kandaozheijianpaipindoushitaile。
“一千一百万！”
meixiangdao，zhuchirendehuayincailuo，jiuyourenchujiale。
zhuchirendoushayanle，jintianbeiyaoqingguolaide，kedoushijinrongquanzilidedarenwu，nandaoyueshituhaojiuyuehaopianma？
“yiqianwubaiwan！”mashangjiuyourenjiaochulegenggaodejiama。
shangguanweiyezaipansuanzhezijigaichuduoshaoqian，zhishaoyizheidongxidepinxiang，zheigejiagehaishiyoudiandi！
“meinv，kanhaolejiubieyouyua！”liangdongshanfengdianhuodeshuodao。