第6章 泡妞守则

suizhedaqinghuayeminghuayouzhu,zhengchangpaimaihuide**bufenjiuxuangaojieshule,jiexialaipaimaideyixiexiaojian,yeyoubeijiadaoyigeyigaojiade。

danshiliangdongdoumeizaichushou,xianzaidaoshoudepaipinyijingjiazhishiyigeyile,jiusuanzhinabaifenzhisanshisi,liangdongdemudeyeyijingdacheng。

jiashangzheisangeduoyi,liangdongdezichanyijingzhibiwugeyi。

diertongjinjihuyijingdaoshou,liangdongdexinligengshimeizizi。

zhishitapangbiandebingshanxiaomeinvshangguanweideliansejiunankandeduole。

bajianpaipin,yijiandoumeinongdaoshou,dengyushibailaileyitang。

“meinv,jiaohuanyixiamingpianba?”liangdongshuozhe,congdoulitaochuyizhangmingpianlaidijishangguanwei。

shangguanweizhouzhemeitou,saoleliangdongyiyan,taojinhutaodaozheimezhijie,liangdongyezhenshigeqipa。

buguozheizhongzhilvdexingge,daoshihenduishangguanweideweikou。

keweilebaofuliangdong,shangguanweizhuangchubuxiedeyangzidao:“baoqian,woburenweiwomengongsiyouyunihezuodejichu!”

liangdongzhazhayanjingdao:“meinv,woxiangniwuhuile,womeixiangguogennimengongsihezuo。”

shangguanweinamendao:“neini……”

“wojiuxianggennihezuo!”liangdongxiaomimideshuodao。

liangdongdeyifanhua,bashangguanweijishuolengle,gentahezuo?

合作什么?

“wo……butaimingbainideyisi!”shangguanweilengzhelianshuodao。

“hezuozujiangejiatinga,yiqiyaotashigebagedehaizi,zheishibudenannvhezuoma?”

zheifanhualiangdongshuodefeichangzhishuang,feichangdasheng,henzhijie!

“wokao!gemenni……nizhenxinga!”gaodelongyilianqinpeideshuodao。

sheibuzhidaoshangguanweineishibingshanlengmeirena,jiushiguitiandouweibinengrangtaduokanyiyan,zheixiaozi,zheimezhijie,huatizhijiejiuliaodaolechuanzongjiedaidewentishangle。

“hunmang!”shangguanweihongzhelian,dengleliangbinyiyan。

ketabushiyinweiqifen,ershihaixiu,shangguanweizhangzheimeda,haishitouyicibeirenzheimezhijiedezhuiqiu。

“xihuanmeinvshirenhenanrendetianxing,sheirangnineimemeini?”liangdongjixushuodao。

shangguanweiyibaduoguoliangdongdemingpian,ranhoushunshou,saileyizhangmingpianjiliangdong,zhuaqishoubao,kuaibuzouchulepaimaihuidexianchang。

“卧草!”

zhaotianleyanjingdoukanzhile,tabuzhidaojizheiweibingshanmeinvsongleduoshaocihua,jieguodoushichendahai。

liangdongzheixiaozi,jingrannadaoleshangguanweidemingpian!

“gemen,nihenna!”gaodelongdoukanshale,zheibocaozuotai**le。

“佩服!”

“高手啊!”

pangbiandejigenianqingnanziyefenfentoulailexianmudemuguang。

liangdongnaguoshangguanweidiguolaidemingpian,xianfangzaibizidixiawenlewen,jingranshineizhongdaiyouteshuxiangweidemingpian。

suijiyounazaishoulikanleyiyan,keyikanyizhi,liangdongdelianseshunjianjiubianle。

“xiushuinuan,tongxiashui,hangong,ligong,xiaoshigong!”

这特么是什么鬼!

gaodelongdengrenyezhuyidaoleshangmiandeziji,shunjianhongtangdaxiaoleqilai。

“gemen,quexiuxiashuidaode,buyongzhaota,wojinijieshaoyigegenghaode!”gaodelongpaizheliangdongdejianbangshuodao。

liangdongnazhemingpianshanzhefengdao:“nimendonggepi!taneishitaihaixiule,nacuomingpianle,woganshuo,mingtiantayizhunhuidadianhuajiwode!”

“qie,gemen,nijieaiba!”zhaotianleqiangrenzhexiaoyishuodao。

“shangguanweinashineimehaozhuide,jiushitiantianxianhuachengdui,yeweibihuiyouhuiyinna!”gaodelonggantanzheshuodao。

liangdongsuishoubamingpiansaijindouli,chongjigerenzhaolezhaoshou。

jiexialaigaibanzhengjinglile,paoniudoushishunshouweizhi,zhiyaoyouqian,shenmeniupaobudaoshou?

zaigongzuorenyuandedailingxia,liangdongdengrenlaidaolelizhendongdebangongshi,neijijianpaipindezhengmingshuhepaimaixingdeshouxudouyijingxiehaole。

“anxinggui,baifenzhishiwu!”lizhendongdanrandeshuodao。

jigerenhuwangleyiyan,chongliangdongdao:“zheibaifenzhishiwuzenmesuana?”

jiranshihezuo,jiuyinggaiyiqichuzi,anzhaogufenbili,gezitaoyaobao。

“wozhansancheng,yuxiadenimenpingfen!”liangdongzhijiejizijimolegeling。

lihongfeidengleliangdongyiyan,xinghaozheiciliangdongmeizhantaiduobianyi,yirenyigeduodiandeshouxufeitamenhaichudeqi。

liangdongzhishixiangzhengxingdehualeyixiaka,qishiyifenqiandoumeihuachuqu,suihoujiushilihongfeidengrendoubazijideneifenqianjiaolechulai。

lizhendongxinlizheigejidonga,yigeduoyi,zheimerongyijiudaoshoule。

zhiqiantazuomengdoumeixiangdao,yuanlaipaimaihaikeyizheimewan。

zheihaiduokuileliangdongjitachudehaodianzi,meiyouliangdong,taxianzaihaikubidesichuqiurenbanpaimaihuini。

“jiwei,manzoubusong!”lizhendonghaobukeqideshuodao。

lihongfeidengrendangranbuhuibushiqudelaizaitazhei,liangdongbajijiandongxidepaimaixieyihezhengmingshudoujiaojitamenzhihou,bianbajigerendousongchulepaimaixing。

zaizhouweizhuanleyidaquanzhihou,liangdongcaiercihuilai。

“zenmeyang,shouhuobuxiaoba?”liangdongxiaomimidekanzhelizhendongdao。

lizhendonglianliandiantou,jintianshitazheibeizizhuanqianzuiduo,yeshizuirongyideyitian。

“sangeyi!anzanmenzhiqiandeyueding,yirenyiban!”

lizhendongshuozhe,anxialeyigehaoma,ranhouchongzhedianhuashuolejiju。

shijianbuda,liangdongdeshoujilibianshoudaoleyinxingdetongzhiduanxin。

“zheicaizhishikaishi,yihouwomenhuihezuodefeichangyukuai!”liangdongxiaomimideshouqishouji,zhuanshenlikailelizhendongdebangongshi。

shoulichuaizhesangeyi,liangdongdexinqingdahao。

zheichangpaimaihuishouyizuidaderen,moguoyuliangdongle。

liankongshoutaobailangdoubuyongzijixiataozi,zhaotianledengrenzhudongbazheigehuojilanxiale。

zhengzailiangdongyouxiandewangzijidechuzuwuzoudeshihou,shenhouturanshilaileyiliangbaisedebaomawuxi。

qichuliangdonghaimeizhuyi,kehoulai,faxianzheiliangchezongshiyijunsugenzheziji,liangdongbujinhuitouwangleyiyan。

zhijianshangguanweiwaizhenaodai,zhengdengzhetani。

“yo,meinv,nizheishidasuansongwohuijiama?”liangdongniutouchongshangguanweixiaodao。

shangguanweidengleliangdongyiyan,lengshengdao:“shangche!”

liangdongweiweiyixiao,shenshoulakaichemenzuolejinqu。

“jintiandepaimaihuinishouhuobuxiaoa?”shangguanweilengshengwendao。

kanzhebaomachehuanhuandeshishangdalu,liangdongjimangdao:“ai?meinv,womenjiabuzaizheigefangxiang!”