轰！
zhanfujuntuanzhushuaizhiyideabadezhanshen，zu！
suitongzuozhandefushuaimiansedajing，likexialingsuoyouzhanfujuntuandeqingbaoyanxian。
“like！mashang！diyishijian！！jiwochamingbaizhanshendianchuleshenmedashier。”
henkuaizhanfujuntuandeqiangdaqingbaowang，jiujizheimingfushuaihuilaixiaoxi。
［zhanshendiansanshiliulutianjiang，qishierludimo，baqianshenwei…？？haiyousandatianwang，douzaihuosuganwangyanguo。］
［danjiujingshishenmeyuanyin，rangzhanshendianzaiyanguohuosujuji，xianzaihaibudeerzhi，dankeyikendingdeshi，jueduifashenglejingtiandashi。］
fushuaikanzhezheiyiqingbao，yididilenghandashiletadehoubei，bukesiyi，zheitaibukesiyile。
xiangdangnian，zhanshendianmieguojishierlianmengguojuntuandeshihou，yemeiyouqingchaochudong，rujinque…
zheimingfushuai，yuexiangyueshihoupa。
完了！
大灾难要来了…
……
yucitongshi，zaibeilizhoudamobianjing。
yiqunbairenshibing，lanjieleyiliangfengchidianchedezhuangjiache。
zhuangjiacheneiderenbingmeiyoudakaichemen，ershishenchuyizhizhiheidongdongdeqiangkoushuo：
“wozhanshendianxingshi，zulanzhesi！”
weishoudebairenshibingyilianningzhong，yinweicikezuozaizhuangjiachefujiashiweizhidezhuangshuoqingnian，zhengshizhanshendiansandatianwangzhiyidedishatianwang。
dishatianwang，tongbingzhanshendianqishierludimoshuai，qikongbuchengdubuyaneryu。
bairenshibingtouling，kongjudemianbudouyouxiechouchuzuibazhanglezhangsihuxiangyaoshuoxieshenme，danyoubuganfachushenglai。
咔塔咔塔——
zidanshangtangdeshengyincuishengshengxiangqi，wanquanbujizaichangbairenshibing，yidianerchuanxideshijian。
“rang！ranglu！！kuairanglu！！！”
bairenshibingtoulingcanghuangxialing，zuzurangchushushimidekuankuodadao。
kanzhejuechenerqudezhuangjiache，lenghanzhiliudebairenshibingtouling，yi**zuozailedishang。
yejiuzaitongyishike，buguanshinanyuejinsanjiaodidai，haishidayangbianbeilizhou，nanlizhou…jihushijiedegegejiaoluo，douyoudingjiqiangzheyizuikuaidesuduganwangyanguo。
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pingmushang，fangfoyouwushugejiantou，zhengzaiciruyanguozheikuaixinxinglingtu。
jianzhishixianshibandewanjianchuanxin。
jiuzaihuangfujunjidejiaotoulane，quantousisiwojin。
quebuzhigairuheshihaodeshihou，yimingqingbaogongzuozheturanchongrudatingbaogaoshuo：
“junshi，chadaoleshizhanshendianderenyuanzaihuosuchaowomenyanguojijie，tongguodashujutuisuan，tamenjijiededidianzailuocheng。”
“zhiyutamenweishenmehuixuanze，zaijinyexiangluochengjihe，zanshihaimeiyouchaming。”
huangfujunshenseyining，buyoudezaixinzhongananshisilvqilai。
zenmehuishizhanshendian？woyanguoyuzhanshendianxianglaiguanxishenhao。
zhanshendianmeiyouliyoulaiqinfanyanguoa！
daodifashengleshenmeshiqing？
zheiranghuangfujunbaisibudeqijie。
“cha！jiwojixucha！5fenzhongzhinei！wubiyaogaoqingchuzhanshendianweishenmelaiwoyanguojijie，youweishenmehuixuanzeluocheng。”
qingbaorenyuanchoumeikulian，yingzhetoupixiaoxinyiyideshuo：
“baogaojunshi，womenyijingjiangguanyuzhanshendiannengchadeqingbaodouchale，gengduodeqingbaomimiwomenyijingwufachuji，chufeiwomenyongmumabingdugongjizhanshendiandewangluoxitong，congerpohuozhanshendiandemimixinxi，danzheiyangzuodehuajiudengyuzaixiangzhanshendianxuanzhan，shuxiabugan，haiqingjunshijueduan。”
huangfujunyiting，shunjianmiansecangbai。
这还查什么查呀？
和战神殿宣战？
jiusuanjitahuangfujunyibaigedan，zaijiashangyiqiangeliangjingrudeyongqi，tadoubugan。
zheishi，fuzejianduleidaxitongdeyimingjunguan，shenseyansudeqishenxinglishuo：
“baogaojunshi，yousanjiafeiji，yijingyaorujingwoyanguojingneile，5fenzhonghoujianghuiyou20jia，10fenzhonghoujianghuiyou100jia……”
“zenmeban？yaobuyaoqidongwoyanguodelingkonglanjiedaodanbushuxitong？haiqingjunshixialing！”
qidongdaodanxitong？lanjie？
huangfujunzhenxiangyibazhang，shansizheigechunhuo。
堂堂战神殿。
wotemalianwangluoqinfandoubugan，nirangwoxialingdaodanlanjie？
我拦尼玛个批！
砰！
huangfujunqidenuhuochongtian，yizhangjiangzhuozipailegefensui。