woshoushihaodongxi,zaixuanguanchuhuanxiedeshihou,taitoukanleyiyanshijian,lingchensidianduole。
wunianqian,yeshizheigeshijiandian,heyanjiwodianhua,duiwoshuo:「wanyue,jirannizheimexihuanwo,womenzaiyiqi!」
neiyike,woxinxiruokuang,zhijuedelaotianyezhongyujuanguwodeyipianchiqing。
wozaigaozhongdeshihou,jiuxihuanheyan,zhenzhuoliangjiu、youyuliangjiu,zheicaijitadileyifenqingshu。
tameiyoukan,sisui,rengwolianshang,mawo……youbing,tugou!
shangledaxue,wojiantahaishidanshen,yushi,qinshouzhileyitiaoweijinsongjita。
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danshi,wohenshikaixin,muguangzongshizairenqunzhongsousuota。
pianshengkandaotawoyouxiudemangzheyikaimuguang,yikexinxiaoluyibanluanzhuang。
zheizhongguanxiweichileyiduanshijian,zhidaowofaxianwodeweijindaizaileyonglishenshang。
wofaxinxiwenta,zheicaizhidao,yonglishitaqingmeizhumadenvpengyou。
jirantayoulenvpengyou,woziranbuhuizaijiuchan,congci,wohetajiuwanrumoluren。
zhidaowunianqian,lingchensidianduo,tahedelanzui,jiwodianhua。
houlai,wocaizhidao,yongliaishangleyigefujiagongziye,zhuizhetaquleguowai。
heyansongtashanglefeijizhihou,jiuqujiubamaizui……
lingchensidianduozhong,chezhendebutaihaoda,wozaichenfengzhongdenglebangeduoxiaoshi,caisuandadaoche。
huidaowozijidewoju,wotangzaichuangshang,shuidehuntianheidi。
xinglaideshihou,chudongdetaiyangdaizhejinsedeguangze,zhaozaipiaochuangshang,woqishenshuxi,dakaiyijudeshihou,woyouxiemangran。
yijulimiandeyifu,daduoshihei、huisediao,daizheyiguchenfudelaoqi。
aitadezheiwunian,wohaoxiangmishilewoziji。
shishishang,woxihuanyanlideyanse。
danshi,heyanbuxihuan,huozhewoyinggaishuo,yonglibuxihuan。
wojideyonglishuoguo,heisenenggoubaorongwanse……
danshi,tanandaobuzhidao,heiseshizhuduozasehunhepin?
dakaixiangzi,wonachuyijianjiuhongsedezhenzhizhangqunhuanshang,duizhejingzibuleyigedanzhuang。napashuilebantian,jingshensihuchongpeile,danshi,heiyanquanqueshitixingwo,zuowanyiyemeishui。
naqishoujideshihou,wojihushichuyubennengqukanleheyan——duihuakuangmeiyouzhiyanpianzi,sihuwozailingchendelikai,bingmeiyouyinqitarenhezhuyi。
paile**,fapengyouquan——fenshou,huifudanshen。
henkuai,wodepengyouquanjiuzhale,henduorenxunwenwoweishenme。
gebiheyandequn,tadehupenggouyoudouaitewo。
「saozi,nizhendeheyangefenlea!」
「zuiduosantian,saozijiupaolaizhaoyangeqiufuhele。」
「哈哈!」
很多人跟着笑。