guijiazhihou，muxiaoyudeniangqinzhousueyeganlehuilai。tazaimuxiyudeetoushangzhongzhongdianlejixia，“kannizhetengchudeshier！”
muxiyubaiyanyifan，aojiaodao：“wozhetengdeshier，wozijishouwei！”
“xingle。ganjinxizaohuanyifu，chulaizaihewanjiangtang，yaoshiganranfenghan，nianaiyoudekumeiyinqianle。”
dengzhousuechuqu，muxiyucaikaishituoxiashiyifu。
tadaliangleyixiadamuzaopen，zheishimulaoertengguinv，teyicunsifangqianjimuxiaoyumaide，jingongerfangnvshishiyong，rangmujiaqitajifangdenvrenmenxianmulehaojiu。
muxiyuzuozaizaopenli，zongjuedeniunie。
tamenerfangdewaiwujiushitaxizaodedifang，xiwanzhihou，mulaoerhaihuilaibangmangdaoshui。
yiqiandemuxiaoyujuedezheishitianjingdiyi，danxianzaidemuxiyuzongjuedexinliyougeda。
suoyidengtakuaisuxiwanzaozhihou，jiuhanlaizhousuehetayiqitaizaopenchuqudaoshui。
“guinv，nizabudengwolaibangnidao？zheimupenzhong，biedaoshileilenideshou……”
muxiyujiangshuidaodiaozhihoucaifaxianmulaoerzhanzaishenhou，yanbabadewangzheta，xiaobiaoqinghaiyoudianweiqu？
“die，yihouxizaoshuiwoyaozijidao。nixiangdaojiujiniangdaoba。”
“guinv，nizheishishengdiedeqile？”
“meiyou，woyoushahaoshengqide，nishiwodiema。”
“neiniganshaburangdiejinidaoxizaoshui？”mulaoerlanzhumuxiyu。
muxiyufanlegebaiyan，aojiaodao：“nannvyoubie！woxianzaizhangdale，yihouchulewoxianggong，sheidoubunengbangwodaoxizaoshui！”
mulaoeryidai，bantiancaigandongdao：“wojiaguinvzhongyuzhangdale！”
xiangxiangyoubudui，zhuizhetouyebuhuidemuxiyushangxindao：“guinv，yaoshinijiarenle，hainengdaizhediema？
ai，guinv，woxianglexiang，yaobunihaishibiejiarenleba？”
…
mujiadewufankaileliangdazhuo，nanrenyizhuo，nvrenyizhuo。
zhuoshangsancaiyitang，doufuzha，youzhachaoyecai，larouchaosunzi，luobuduntang。
qizhonglaroudoushiyoushude，nanrenmeirenliangpian，nvrenyipian，xiaohaibanpian。
muxiyubushidiyicichinongjiafanle，danshiduiyuzheiyangdechifahaishigandaohenxiqi。
suoyiyizhizhengzhemingliangliangdeyanjingdingzhezhuozishangdecai。
zaipangrenyanli，tajiushihaochi！
dengleshijiangfancaifenhao，mulaoyeziyishenglingxia：“kaifan。”
zhuoshangdenannannvnvlimaqiqidongkuai，jiacaidejiacai，hetangdehetang。
fanzhuoshangchulechifandechiliusheng，wankuaidepengzhuangsheng，zaiyetingbudaoqitashengxiang。
bu，haiyounizhengwoduodemingqianganjian。
吃饭就像打仗！
muxiyujichenglemuxiaoyudebennengfanying，zhandouliganggangdi！
daifancaichidechabuduodeshihou，muxiyumolemoduzi，bingmeiyoubao……
tayouxiewuyu，danyezaojiuzuohaozhunbei。
“aiyo，die……”muxiyufuzheetou，xuzheyanjing，yifurouruomoyang。
tazhunbeixuemuxiaoyu，linchangfahuiyixiayanji。
muxiyutoutoukanleyanzhongrendefanying。
tangwulijifangrenkouquanbukanzheta，yilianpingjing，haoxiangduici**。
muxiyuzheihuihaiyouxinsizhaotahemuxiaoyudegongtongdian，neijiushi：lianpihou！
youchongnvkuangmozai，tabupazijiyandujiaoxi，sanbulechang。
“ai！guinv，nizala？nalibushufu？diedainizhaodafuqu！”mulaoertingdaomuxiyuhuanta，lianbengdaitiaodecuanleguolai，yilianguanxin。
“爹，我额头疼！”
“neiganjinhuiwutangzhe！”
“die，wohailiangyanfahun，hunshenmeiliqi……”
mulaoerjidefuqita，chaoleshihuangmanghandao：“nianga，ganjinnayinzijiwo，woquzhaodafulaijixiaoyukankan！”
yitingdaonayinzi，neijianzhishiyaoleleshidebantiaoming，taqidepokoudama，zhizhemulaoerdao：“shaqiandaode，nidaguinvshaniaoxingnihaibuzhidao？
tanacizuibachandeshihoubushizheiyangshuo？！youxiangpianwonayinzi，mendoumeiyou！”
muxiyuyouxiangfanbaiyanle，chidaguofanjiushizheidianbuhao。
jialijihusuoyoudeyinqiandoudejiaojileshiguan，gejiaxiangcunsifangqian，neibixudejingguoleshitongyi，huozhetoumozhecun。
shihouyaoshibeifaxian，shaobudelingfaaima。
“wodiniangya！xiaoyujintianxialeliangshui，wohaishizhaodafulaijitakankanba，yaoshimeishi，womenyefangxindianbushi？”
licuihuadanxinmuxiaomei，genzhebangqiangdao：“niang，xiaomeiyezheleliang，dengdafulaile，jitayekankanba？”
leshiyouxiexinxu，yaobushitahemulaoerquqiangxingyaomuxiaomeirangchuhunshi，yebuhuifashengzheizhongshiqing。
keshiyaotataoyinzi，mendoumeiyou！
leshiwuzhuhebao，xiongdao：“zheihaibushitazijizuode！yaozhaodafu，nimenzijitaoyinzi！”
mulaoerjiyanle，tiaojiaodao：“niang，nijibuji？bujiwojiuquzaxiangzile！”
leshiqidequanshenfadou：“nigan！xiaotuzaizi，niyaoshiganzawoxiangzi，wojiubuhuole！
youkumadao：“tianshadeyo，shangbeiziwoshiqianlezheixieduanmingguiduoshaozhaiyo，rujinyigegedoulaixiwodexueyo……”
“laotianye，nizabushoulewozheitiaojianmingqu，mianderangwoliuzaizheiliaitamendeyana～”
“woyibashiyibaniaodelachetamenda，rujindouhaixianglaiyaowodeming，wobuhuole，buhuole！”
muxiyushayan，yuanzhudenainaisuibushidingjijipin，danzheishoucainudexingzihechangmadegongfutahaiyoudexue。
果然姜还是老的辣。
tabiaoshi：peifu，peifu！
输一局，不亏。
tangwuli，mujiasifangrenqiqibuganchuyishengdaqi。shengpazaicaidaoleshitongjiao，ranhouzaibeitadaizhezhongdiandama。
zheishitamenduonianjileidejingyan。
dengleshimawan，mulaotoubujinbumandizaifanzhuoshangqiaoleqiaoshuiyandai，“xingle，haishinalianggetongbanjitamenzhaodafulaikankan，wanyiganranfenghan，nibudeduotaoyinzi？”
leshininglebabiti，ranhouwangbandengtuishangcalecashou。
kandemuxiyuzhifanexin。
tashenshenhuaiyi，tagangzuodeneitiaobandengtuishangyebeinalaicaguoningbitideshou。
yekenengsuoyoudebandengshangdouyou……
mulaotouyizhenjianxue，tixingleshibieyinxiaoshida。
leshitingle，guoranmamalieliedetaochuliangmeitongban，buduobushao。
muxiyudechuzhongsuiranbushizhaodafu，danzhaolaikankanyehao。
wanyitazhendeganranfenghan，qibushikudoumeidifangkuqu？
gudaiyixuetiaojiancha，tahaishiduobaoyangxiazijiba。
mulaoerdedaotongban，qinzijiangmuxiyufudaoerfang，youjiaodaizhousuehaohaozhaoguta，caihuojihuoliaodepaoquzhaodafu。
muxiyubeimulaoerwutiaojiandechongni，yijiduizijiwuweibuzhidezhaogushenshengandong，suoyitajueding，yihoutajiushimuxiaoyu。
cengjingqinqingqueshi，beidangzuozhengqiangongjudemuxiyu，gaiyongyuanchengweihuiyile。