第1章
“haiqian，haiqian......”
tingzhehuatonglichuanlaideshengyin，qintianqidenuhoudao：“nimendaodiyouwanmeiwan？”
“hehe，wan？qintian，laozigaosuni，nizaibuhaiqian，gengguofendehaizaihoumian！”
“nijiudengzhewomenbaonitongxunlu，qinzishangmenzhaonihaiqianba！”
“zheizhishigekaishieryi！”
qintianzaiyerenbuzhule，qidebashoujizazailedishang。
zheiyijingshitajintianjiedaodedishijigesaoraocuizhaidianhuale。
bannianqian，qintiandenvpengyouhefangshenglechangzhongbing，xuyaoshushiwandeyiliaofeiyong，qintianzijimeineimeduoqian，bianzaigegewangdaipingtaishangdaikuanweiqizhiliao。
rujinbannianguoqu，wangdaiyadeqintianchuanbushangqi，youyutadeshourubuzuyihaikuan，daozhidaikuanyuqi。
shushiwandewangdaigunchengleshangbaiwan。
bujinruci，tanvpengyouhefangbingzhihaoyihou，zhidaotajielejishiwandewangdai，juranzhijiebatajishuaidiaole。
suoyirujindeqintiansuanshirencailiangkong，nvpengyoupaole，zijibeiyishenwangdai，tiantianbeiwangdaipingtaidecuishourenyuansaorao、cuizhai。
“tiantingjiezhaigongsi，weisanjieyiqieyoujingjikunnandeshenfoyaomotigongbianlidegongsi......”
zhengzaizheishi，zazaidishangdeshoujixiangqiyidaoshengyinlai。
qintianjianqilaiyikan，faxianshoujishangduochuleyigemingwei‘tiantingjiezhai’deapp。
“shenmeqingkuang，shuaizhongdule？”
qintianbumingsuoyi，zhunbeijiangzheimomingqimiaoduochulaideappjixiezai。
rangtawuyudeshi，tagenbenjiuxiezaibule。
试了几次都不行。
xiayike，apphaizidongdakai，pingmushangdanchuleyigejiemian。
gaijiemianbeiyifenweier，fenchengzuoyouliangmian。
zuomianweilvse，zuishangmianxiezhe‘zhengchangshiyongzhongkehu’qigezibiaoti。
youmianzeweihongse，biaotixiezhe‘yuqikehu’sigezi。
erzailiangbiaotixiafang，zeshiyipaipaimingzi。
qintiankandao，lvsexiafangdemingziyoutaishanglaojun、beijizhanshen、julingshen、tangsengdengdeng。
hongsexiafangzeyounazha、taibaijinxing、erlangshen、niumowang、fuhuluohandengmingzi。
“he，yuanlaishiyikuanshenhuayouxi！”
kanzhezheixieshuxideshenyaomingzi，qintianzhijiedianjidatui，taxianzaikemeiyouxinsiwanshenmeyouxi。
tahaidexiangbanfazhaoqianhaidaini。
rangtayumendeshi，taandatui，shoujiyijiubuweisuodong，tagenbenjiutuibuchuqu。
zheishi，pingmushangzaidanchuyiduanxinxi：
“gongxiniqintian，chengweitiantingjiezhaigongsidecuizhaishi，niderenwujiushifuzexiangsanjiesuoyouxuyaojieqiandeyaomoshenfoshenhefangkuan，haiyouxiangneixieyuqikehujinxingzhuizhai。”
“meizhuihuiyibizhaiwu，nijianghuodezhuihuiqiankuanbaifenzhiyidejiangli。meifangchuyibidaikuan，nijianghuodeliangbaifenzhiyideticheng。”
“jianglitichengshiweitiantingtongyonghuobigongdezhi，dangran，niyekeyiduihuanchengfanjianhuobishiyong。”
“jiexialai，nijiangkaishidiyicizhuizhaigongzuo，qingdianjiyoucerenyiyimingyuqikehudemingzi。”
qintianbeizheitiaoxinxikandeshiyilengyilengde。
buguotadeshouzhitouhaishixiayishizaiyoucediyigemingzishang，yejiushinazhashangdianledian。
suizhetazheiyidian，taqianfangpingkongchuxianyigexilixuanwo，budengtayousuofanying，shunjianjiubatajixilejinqu。
............
qintianzhiganjueyanqianyihua，shixianzaiqingxishi，faxianzijizhanzaileyizuoguposhehuadefudiqian。
sizhoubaiyunaiai、xianqipiaopiao，zuizhuyaode，yanqianzheifudidemenbianshanglongfeifengwudexiezhe‘santanhaihuidashenfu’jigezi。
kanjianzheiyangdeqingkuang，qintianjingdaile。
这尼玛什么情况？
zijibushizaichuzuwunei，zenmezhayanjiudaozheililaile？
叮......
shouji**zaixiang，tanaqiyikan，pingmushangyouyouxindexinxichuxian。
“buyongchijing、buyongyiwai，niganggangdianleyuqikehunazha，zheilizhengshitazaitiantingdeguandi。”
qintiankankanshoujipingmu，zaizhuantoukankansantanhaihuidashendianjigezi，yishuangyanjingzhengzhilezuidahudu。
xiayimiaozhong，tashijingqiazijiyiba。
嘶。
很疼。
zijibushizaizuomeng，shizhende。
zijizhenyudaoshenxianlehai！！！
qintianshenxiyikouqi，nulirangzijizhenjingdeqingxuzhendingxialai。
xuyu，tawendao：“zheiyiqiedoushizhende，kewoshiyigefanren，shenmedoubuhui，ruhexiangzheixieshenyaoshouzhai？tamenshentongguangda，yigenshouzhitoudounengniansiwole。”
shoujipingmuzidonghuifuyitiaoxiaoxi：“fangxin，niyichengweiwosidezhuizhaishi，zhiyaoshiyuqikehu，jiusuantashiyuhuangdadirulaifozu，zainimianqianyezaocibule。”
“xiangfan，niyongyouduiyuqikehushiyongyiqieshouduandequanli，zhuizhaiguochengzhong，ruguoyuzuaizhehuoqianzhairenjubuhaikuandeqingkuang，nikeyiduitamenjinxingrenhefangshidechengfa，qingjieyanzhongzhe，nishenzhikeyizhijiejiudizhengfa！”
“这么牛掰？？？”
“kankannixianzaideyangzi。”
jiandaotixing，qintianditoukanxiangziji，zheicaifaxian，zijidechuanzhebanxiangyijingwanquanbianle。
tazaichuzuwuneiyuanbenshibeixinduankurenzituo，cikequebianchengleyishenguzhuangzhangyi，liantoufadoubianzhangle，diaodao**shang。
“yihounimeicizhuizhai，douhuishizheishenzhuangban，chulewo，meirennengkanchuannishifanren，napashisunwukongdehuoyanjinjingdoubuxing。”
“nibukeyixiangrenherenzhudongtoulunifanrendeshenfen，yaoburanhouguozifu。”
“nidetineiyouyikuaicuizhaishideshenfenlingpai，takeyifuyuniduifuyuqikehudeweineng，bangzhuniwangfanyushenfanliangjie，nimeicifangkuanhezhuihuizhaikuan，doushiyoutachuanyuwo。”
“xianzai，kaishinidegongzuoba，nazhaqianwomengongsizhaikuandexiangxiziliaodouzainishoujishang，nikeyizixingchakan......”
xinxixiaoshibujian，qintiankandaozijishoujiyouhuidaotiantingjiezhaiappdakaidejiemian。
qintianzaidianlexianazha，zhongxindakailingwaiyigejiemian。
借款人：李哪吒
yinxiangxiufuwanlongjia，peichangdonghai，guxiangwosijiekuanyibaiwangongdezhi，xianyiyuqiyibaiershinian，benjinjialixifajinyinghailiangbaiwangongdezhi。jiekuanrenyifenghuolunjinxingdiya，ruobuhaikuankezhijieshouzouduifangdefenghuolunhuoduifangtongdengjiazhidewupin。
jubuhaikuanhuojubujiaowu，cuizhaishikeqiangzhizhixing......
cike，santanhaihuidashenfunei，houhuayuanzhong。
nazhazhengheyinanyinvliangdaoshenyingyibianshanghuayibianjiaotan。
“xiaomei，nishibuzhidao，nazhatayouduolihai，dangchuliantianjiezhoudoumeinengnaihedeleta。”
qizhongnanziyishenlansezhangpao，zhangxiangyingjun，fengdupiaopiao，etoushanghaiyouliangxiaojijiao。
zhengshidonghaidesitaiziaobing。
qizhongnvziyeetoushengjiao，zhangxiangpiaoliang，shiaobingdexiaomei，aojiao。
zicongshanghuitianjiezhoudeshijianhou，nazhabianheaobingchenglehaoxiongdi。
jinriaobingdaizhezijixiaomeizhuanchengcongdonghaishanglai，zhengshiyaobazijixiaomeijieshaojinazhade。