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“啊！”
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啪！
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“xiaohao，nihuilaile。”
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qianshenhaizhenshijitazhaolege**fan。
“shuoshuo，zheishizenmehuishier？”
“muqinmeiyouheninjieshima？”
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啊！
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啊！
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等等，钟馗！