第5章 史莱克

congcongliunian,xiaowu,tangsan,zhaoli,yanghexuansirenchenggongbiyeyuluodingchengchujihunshixueyuan,zaiyudashidetuijianzhixia,tangsan,xiaowuliangrenyeshianzhaoyuanbenjuqinglaidaosuotuocheng。

“sange,womenweishenmeyaolaidaosuotuochengzhaoyigejiaoshilaikedexueyuana?”

tangsanchongnideyanshenwangxiangxiaowu。

“laoshituijiande,yinggaibuhuiyoucuoba,womenxianzhaogejiudianzhuyiwan,mingrizaichufaba。”

小舞也是点了点头。

“好吧!”

yanghexuan,zhaoliliangrenkanjianzheiliangrenzheifumoyangyeshiwuyu。

meikanjianyoudanshenguizuma?

buguojuqingyeyaokaishile,yanghexuanxiangzhezijishibushiyaochugefengtoushenmede。

bijingdaimubaizheijiahuodaizhelianggeshuangbaotai,zezeze,huiwan!

ketazhudingshiyaoxingzouzhutianwanjiederen,zenmekenengyinweiququyigexiashuidaodeshijieertingliuni?

buguo,qianrenxuehaishixiangde,qiciningrongrongyebucuo,zhiyudamaomi,yanghexuanbiaoshibushitadecai!

buguo,yinggaizenmeyanggaibianyuanzhudejiejuni?

shangyidaidewenti,jiejidewenti,yijiguannianwentisihubushineimehaogaibiandea!

yanghexuanyibianxiangyibianzou,henkuaiyixingrenlaidaomeiguidajiudianneibu。

sirendaliangzhezhouweidediaolianghuadong,jiaotadalishidibanzhuan,laidaoqiantai。

yiweimeinvqiantaikanzhesiren,yanshenchongmandeguiyi!

“zhenhuia,zezeze,bibule!”

buguomeiyoushuochulaizhishixinzhongmomochizhegua,shunbianganhaozijideshi。

“zhuweikeren,shifouzhudian?”

yanghexuan:“lailiangjian!”

qiantaiquehuicuoleyi,yiweitamenshihaixiule,luchuyigewodongdebiaoqing,yijiyifukexideyuqi。

“haizhenshibuqiao,bendianxianzaizhiyouyijiantaofangle,minglushuiqingyuan!”

“诸位还要住吗?”

sirenniwangwowowangni,caidaqicudeyanghexuanbiaoshi,zhu!

唐三:“我们住!”

qiantainvzixiaole,zhengzhunbeibanlifangkadeshihou,congwaimianchuanleyishengkuangwangdeshengyin!

“manzhe,zheijianfangwoyaole,woxiangwoyouzheigemianzi!”

sirenkanxiangshengyinchuanlaidefangxiang,bianqiaojianyiweiyouzhehonglanliangsedeqiyishuangmou,jinfabaimian,shenzhejinbianbaiyi!

kanqilaiyanzhitinggaode,buguozheihuajiutingrangrenbushuangde。

tianbupadibupadexiaowu,shunjianbufule,qishixiongxiongdechazheyaochaozhedaimubaishuodao:“nisuanlaoji,hainiyouzheigemianzi,dongbudongxianlaihoudaoa!”

daimubaizheishicaiyongtaneiyanzhuziqiaojiansiren,kanzhetingnianqingde,bianqileqingshizhixin。

“hehe,wosuanlaoji?jiupingwodeshili,shuoshengdiyiyouhefang?”

xiaowuwenyangengqile,zhijiechushou,danququerhunhuandedahunshiqinengdadeguosanhunhuanhunzundedaimubai?

guobuqiran,daimubaiqiaojianzhihou,buxiedexiaole。

zhijieliangsanxiajiangxiaowudafei,ertangsanzheigehuqikuangmojiancizhijiefengle。

yiguiyidebufashunjiankaojindaimubai,zhijieyiquandaguoqu。

buguosuiyougongfajiachi,dandaimubaishilihaishiyouyixiede,yagenwushangdaya!

tangsanjiancizhijieshichuwuhun,lanyincao。

戴沐白见此笑了。

“ququerhuandahunshi,wuhunhaishifeiwuhundelanyincao,zheijiushinideshilima?”

“ruguojiushizheiyang,zheigefangjiannipabushinabudaole!”

tangsancikeshuangmoufazi,zhijiefadonggongji!

“diyihunji,lanyinchanrao!”

wushuzihongsewenlu,jiadaidaocidelanyincao,chaozhedaimubaichanraoguoqu。

henkuai,bianjiangdaimubaichanchengyigeqiu,buguoyagenshangbudaodaimubai。

“ququfeiwuhunhejuzhiyou,diyihunji.baihuhushenzhang!”

lianggehuangseyigezisehunhuanrutonghulaquanyibanzidaimubaijiaoxiashengqi,erhouxingchengyigejinsehushenzhangjiangdaimubaibaoguoqilai,suihourongruroushen,xingchengleisiyuwuxiaxiaoshuozhongdehutigangqi,lingdaimubaifangyudafuduzengzhang!

“吼!”

suizheyishenghuxiao,yuanbenchanraodaimubaidelanyincaojinshuhuaweisuipian,suihouhuaweiguangdianxiaosantiandi!

yanghexuankanzhezheiyimu,juedetinghaowan,qiaoqiaozheitexiao,jianzhilamanyoumuyou?

tangsanyagenmeiyouzhiwangyigehunjinenggoudabaiyigehunzun!

suizhelaodaohuangsehunhuandeshengqi,tangsanguiyiyixiao。

“dierhunji,jisheng!”

daimubaizheigeshihoufaxianshentilimianganjueyoushenmedongxi,buguoyihui,bianyoubeichanraoqilai!

guanjianshirourenxingdafuduzengzhang,yishizhijianjingranzhengtuobukuai,zheirangdaimubaiyouyixiechayile,lanyincaoshenmeshihouzheimelingrenexinle?

jianyingchengduyagenbushiputonglanyincaonengbinide,buguodaimubaiyouzhezijidejiaoao。

“吼!”

又是一道虎啸。

“nengrangwoyongchudisanhunji,xiaozinizuyiziaole!”

“disanhunji,baihujingangbian!”

shentishunjianbagaoyigecengci,gongfangyiti,liliangfangyudafudutisheng!

yizhuazixiaqu,yuanbenjianyingwubidelanyincaozaiduposui,xiaoshi!

“闹剧结束了!”

“dierhunji,baihulieguangbo!”

yidaorubaiseguangshuxiangzhetangsanzaqu,tangsanshunjiantuxue!

yanghexuankanzhezheiyimujuedeyouyixiebuduijing,dongmanlibushitangsanyinglema?

henkuai,tangsanzaicizhanleqilai,guiyingmizong,kongheqinlong,xuanyushou,xuantiangongdengyixiliebfquankai!

guiyibufa,gezhonganqicengchubuqiong,lingdaimubainanyizhaojia,tongshiyouyixienaohuo!

yiquanyouyiquan,yijigezhongdusuchaodaimubainongqu。

buzhiming,danjiaoxunshiyoude。

xianzaidetangsannengdayingdanbuyidingkeyishangdaodaimubai。

erdaimubaijianzhuang,yejuedeyouyixieyumen。

yiquanlakaijuli,youshiyidaobaihulieguangbodaqu,yanwusiqi!

“wodaimubaishule,yuandufushu,fangjianshinidele,lingwairihouyoushi,laishilaike,baowodaimubaidemingzi,haoshi!”

suihoubianzuoyongyoubaodelikaile。

yanghexuankanxikandejinjinyouwei,zhaoliyishiruci,erhousirenjiangpeichangjinjilezhihou,nazhefangkazaiqiantaixiaojiejieguiyidemuguangzhixiashangloujinrule“lushuiqingyuan”defangjian!

yigebaojian,kanbiqianshifushiloufang,dadehen,yizhangshafa,yizhanglansededachuang,pumanlehuaban,yijigezhongneizhongyongpin,fenweiganzhijielaman。

danzhongrenmianmianxiangqu,suihougezhongxishuwanzhihoubianshuijuele。

erriqingchen,youzaineiguiyidemuguangzhixialiqu。

laidaolegepopolanlandecunzi,xianshijinruleyigepopolanlandexiaodian。

yiweidaizheyanjingdedashu,lanyangyangdetangzaitangyizhishang,shifenyouxianzizai。

yanghexuanyiqiaobianzhi,zheijiushisiyanmaoying,fulandele。

tancai,jiaohuashitadedaimingci!

fulandekanleyansirenbianmizheyan,sirenchuletangsanyagenbushihuo。

tangsankanlekanhuowu,buyihuibianqiaojianleyikedutedeshuijing。

tangsancikekaixindebuxing,danmeiyoubiaoxianchulai。

“zheiweilaoban,zheigezenmemai?”

fulandedaliangleyixia,kaikoudao:“wubaijinhunbi!”

tangsanyouyixierouteng,danzheimexieniankaozhedatieweishenghaishiyouyixiejixude,conghundaoqiersiqiaomingyueyezhongnachulewubaijinhunbi!

danzheigeshihoutancaidefulandeyoushuo:“yiqianjinhunbi!”

ciketangsanyetingchulaile,haojiahuozheishiyaoqiaozhataa!

kezijishizhendexuyaozheifajina,zheiyanganqilongxuzhenjiukeyidazaochulai,rucibaomingyeyouledipai!

danmeiqianyeshizhende,buyoudekanxiangleyanghexuan。

yanghexuanduifulandemeiyouhaogan,danyebucunzaishenmeeyi。

dantataoyanqiaozha,suiranmubiaobushita,danjirantangsanzheigexiaodikanxiangleziji,yebuhaojixukanxi。

zhijiekaiwuhun,zhijiepenchujizhilongyan,fulandeganshoudaozheigujizhigaowen,shunjianheleyitiao。

zheicaierhuana,zheiwuhunrucixieqilinran,yiyanghexuanfachudehunjilaikan,huoshuxing,haishijizhizhihuo,wendujigao!

longleibenjiuqiangdawubi,wulunshiroushen,haihunjiweiliyagenbushiputongwuhunnenggoubini!

什么怪物啊!

“xiaozidongbudongzunlaoaiyou?”

杨鹤轩笑了。

“zunlaoaiyou?woxiangbubaokuojianshangba,niqiaozhawoxiaodiwobushuang,duoduoshaoshaoyedechugetou,buranwowufaxiangwoxiaodijiaodaia!”

fulandezuijiaoyichou,shenmeguiliyou。

yanghexuankandaozhei,zaicidachuyizhangdipai。

“womenbenshixiangbaomingshilaikexueyuan,danzheishilaikexueyuanrucipobai,yesuanshichushibuli,ruozhishirucibianyejiusuanle,jieguohaiyujianjianshangqiaozha。”

“zheibudeburangwozhongxinkaolvshifoujiaruzheigeshilaikexueyuan?woyouyixiedanxinruwozheimeyouxiudeshaonianbeizheisanwuxueyuanjiaohuaile,yinciwuruqitua!”

fulandeyiting,jingshilebaomingtashilaikexueyuande,zheijigeshaoniancai12suiba,jingyijingerhuandahunshi,qizhongyigehaishidingjilongleiwuhun,zheiyangdetiancaishuorucitafulandezaihunshijieyeyoumianzibushi?