第一章 这锅她不背

“buhaole,shazichuyubayaojiaguniangtuichitanglile!”jigexiaohaierweizaichitangpangshangyitongluanhan。

yuanchuganhuodedarenmentingjianle,lianmangganguolai,qishoubajiaodibaneishouruodeyaojiaguniangcongyutanglilashanglai,xuhanwennuandao,“yaojiaguniang,keyoudongzhe?”

“aiyo,zheikeliandehaizi,neishazichuyubuzhangyan,zenmejiubanituidaoyutanglini。”

yaojiaguniangyishenshiluludizuozaineili,poyoujifenchuchukelian,taruobujinfengdiwuzheejiao,chunbianyangqiyimoxuruodexiaoyi:“womeishi,zhishibuzhichuyuzenmeyangle?”

renmenzhuantouyikan,buzhiheshiyecongchitanglifanchulaiyigepiheifeipangdeguniang,yejiushichuyule。tamengmengdekanzhezhouwei,dazheyishenshiyishifa,kanshangqushademeibianer。

cunminmenmanlianxianqidao:“haishiyaojiaguniangxindihao,beizheishazihaideshuaijinchitangli,jinghaiguanxinta。”

beizheiyitixing,zhongrendunshihuangran,zijuezhaodaozhongdian,fennudefenfenbiaoshiyaotiyaojiaguniangzhaogegongdao。

“duile,zheichushazijiadeweihunfuni?zenmeyebuchulaiguanguan?”

“jiushi,zheishazibuzhishi,zendetananrenyebudongjiaoyangme?”

“ai,zaizheierni!”zhongrenhuayinweiluo,zhijianrenqunzhongzouchulaiyigeshencaishouxue,moyangqingjuan,queziyouyifanqingdanshushengqideqingnian。

tachuanzheyishenzhengjieganjingdanbusuanzhanxindeqingyi,shouliwozhepingshizoudaonalidouqingyifangbuxiadejiushujuan。

liushushengshicunlibukeduodede“zhishifenzi”,suiranlianzhejinianmeikaoguoxiangshi,danyebingbuqingyifangqidushuzheitiaoguangmingdaolu。

liushushengyiliandezhengqi,zhishimuguanglvelvesaoxiangchuyudeshihou,bumianxiane,zhuantouduizhongrenlangshengdao,“zaixiakanchujiayaonvnianyoushihushenshikelian,benxiangbianqutajinmen,yesuanshiduiqixianfudeendeyousuohuibao,zhishibuxiangtarucimanhengjingyaojiahaiyaojiaxiaojie,zaixiazheshiwufarongrenqurucidexingdixiaderenweiqi…jinrizaizheidatingguangzhongzhixia,zhongmukuikui,yehaoweizaixiazuogejianzheng。”

shuozhe,taconghuailitaochuyigexinfeng,shuaizaichuyushenshang,guanmiantanghuangdedao:“benrenliuguanzhi,jinrijiujiangyuchujiayaonvchuyudehunyuejiucizuofei,congcinanhunnvjia,gebuxianggan!”

neiyaojiaguniangtingliushushengshuoshiweizijiertuihun,zaoyigandongdiyilianleizhu。

bierenmeiliuyi,danzhanzaiyipangdechuyuqueshikandefenming,zheiyinanyinvzhengchengchengdemeimuchuanqing,nilaiwowangni。

狗男女!

ganghuodezheijuquanxinshentidechuyu,yishuangdayanjingyuyangguangxiashanshuofenming,weitazheikanbuchumeichoudeheilianzengjiayisisecai。

jibianshichulaizhadao,chuyuyeyijingcongyuanzhudejiyizhongyijizheifanqingxinglikandongle,neijiushi,tabeizheiyiduijianfuyinfujikengle!

yigeguyirangtagenzhediaodaoshuili,yigechulaizhaojiekoutuihun,qiyoucili!

这锅她不背!

chuyuxinxialengxiao,maikaituieryibuyibuzoudaoliushushengmianqian,qingqinglenglengdidingzhezheigetuyouxiangmaodebaimianshusheng。

liushushengbeitazheiyangzhigougoudingzhe,xinxiabuyoujinglejing。

“congcinanhunnvjiagebuxianggan?”chuyumizheyanjing,yongshouzhizaitadexiongkoushangchuolechuo,“jizhulexiaonianqing,jinhoukebuyaohouhuile。”