yixiangjianjiandesanqu，chenpingandebeiyingchuxianzaisuoyourendeshixianzhong，suihou，chenpinganhuanhuanzhuanshen，zhoushenxianyungengshiwanrubowenyibandangyangkailai，qisuiranzhichuanleyixiputongdebaiyi，danshineizhangzhaobuchuyisiquediandelian，jiashangneiduyiwuerdexianrenqizhi，jianzhishixianrenzhongdejipin。
chenpinganzhanzaineili，jinjinshiweiweiyixiao，bujinsuoyoudenvdizishunjianmiyunzaidi，lianbushaonandizideyanzhongdoushanguoleyimonanyimingzhuangdeshense。
tamenzaizheiyikexiangxinle，napazhaobiantianxia，yemeiyousheinengbideshangqishixiongdeyanzhiheqizhi。
飘渺出尘的仙人！
chenpinganxinzhongquetanlekouqi，zheitamiaodezhenshiyetaikongbule，wojiutupoyigelianqi，gaodegenyaofeishengyiyang。
erqiekanzheiqunrendemuguangjiuzhidao，tamenkendingxiangwaile。
tahuafeishierniandeshijianxiulian，youhuafeiliunianshijianbiguandunwu，caihaoburongyijiangxiuliandao9999999cengdelianqiqitupo。
yuanbenyiweizijizuoweiyigemutaichuanyuezhenenggoutianzifeifan，jieguochulehezaidiqiuyiyangzhangdeshuaizhiwai，zheixiuxingtianfuzhendeshizhadaobaole。
zijiyihoukezenmezaizheigexiuxingjiehun？
惆怅啊！
chenpinganyaoleyaotou，naqiyaojiandenaiping，mengdexilejikou，danjinjinzhiyoujidirukou。
zheishi，taneizhiwozhenaipingdexiaoshoushenxiangleyigeenaduozideshenying，handao：“yanyushijie，meinaile。”
颜语师姐，没奶了。
suoyoudizidemuguangdouqishuashuadewangxiangleneihuaguoshanshangdeqianying。
心中：“……”
meinailehaikeyiwenshijie？
这骚操作无敌了呀！
suirannizhangdeshuai，tiandaozhizi，danzenmeyeshicaotangpaimingdaoshudiyi，zheijiashishiyaoshijiejitajianai？
erqienitemedoushibasuileya，haimeiduannaima？
zheishijienengren，tamendouyouxierenbuzhu！
ercishidizizhizhong，yixiejiaomeideshengyinchuanlai：
“pinganshixiong，yaobuyaochangchangwode。”
男弟子：“……”
weishenmeganjuexinyoudianteng。
neixiezhanglaodeliansedouyouxiebudaziran，nikeshitiandaozhizi，xingxiangbuzhuyiyixiama？
tianyizhenrenfulefuzijidehuxu，yilianxiaoyi，dao：“tiandaozhiziguozhenfeitongyiban。”
诸位长老：“……”
nizheicaihongpiyoudiantaimingxianleba。
“neikeshishijie，jingranrucidebujing。”
“wocaishijiejueduihenshengqi，denghuierfeidejiaoxunpinganshixiongbuke。”
“jiushi，suiranzhangdeshuai，danyebunengzheimewuli。”
“yanyushijieqishizheidengcusuzhihuanenggoudianwude。”
……
yiqunnandiziyichangdeqifen，jiulianzhenchuandizimensihudouyouxiediyi。
zaizhongrendemuguangzhong，houyanyushijiechaozhediqifengfeiqu，yidaohuayuxiangqisanfachulai，shenzhizaikongzhongliuxialeyidaoxuanlidehuaqiao。
houyanyudeshengyinwenwanrushui，rangrentingqilaijiufeichangdeyuyuekaixin，wanruyizhenweifengchuifuxintouyiban。
zhongdizidemuguangdouzhile，tamenxinzhongyoudianxiaoxingfen：nandaoshijieyaodangzhongjipinganshixiongweinai？
tazhanzaichenpingandemianqian，neizhangmeiruotianxiandelianshangjingranchuxianleliangtuanxiuhongzhise，yuqigengshibiandenuonuode，shuodao：“xiaoshidizheishiwozuixinyanzhidenaidan，mingziwodouxianghaole，jiujiaobobodan，zhuangongxiaoshidi。”
咔咔咔！
zhongdizixinsuizhishengbujueyuer。
zheihexiangxiangzhongbutaiyiyanga，shuohaodedongshouni？
不打也得骂两句吧。
bobodanfangrunaipingzhizhong，yizhenzhennaixiangqisisan，zhongdizitaibiyiwen，koushuiliuleyidi。
zheiyetaixiangle，wenwandouyouyizhongpiaopiaoyuxiandeganjue。
youzheidaiyuhuanzuowoyebuxiangduannaiya！
“咕咕”
chenpingandakoudehelehenduokoucaimanzu，yilianguaiqiaodexiaodao：
“shijiedenaizhenhaohe。”
houyanyuroulerouchenpingandetou，haimolemochenpingandelian，suihoujileanlanshijieyigedeyidexiaoyanshen。
anlanbuganshiruodeshuodao：“xiaoshidi，rujinniyechengnianle，jinwanlaiwozhuchu，shijieyouxiedongxiyaojiaojiaoni。”
chenpinganxinligedengyisheng，zheianlanshijienanbucheng……
tatoujitianyizhenrenyigeyanshen。
tianyizhenrenbayiqiedoukanzaiyanli，taduichenpingandeyanshenweidongzuozaoyijingleruzhizhang，lianmangshuodao：“pingan，nisuiwolai。”
“shi。”chenpinganduizhezhanglaomenxingli，suihouduiliuzuodashandeshixiongshijiemenxingli，zuihouduizheixiexiaoyaoshengdidizimenweixiaohuilehuishou。
“啊好帅！”
“不行，我要死了”
“我已经到了”
“我泛滥了……”
zheiyixiaodeshashanglishizaiyouxieda。
tianyizhenrenyaoleyaotou，tiandaozhiziguoranbutongfanxianga，jinjinyigedongzuo，jiurangzheimeduodiziguixin。
tianyizhenrendaizhechenpinganlaidaolexiaoyaodadian，jinsuierzhideshixiaoyaoshengdidejidazhanglao。
“nimengenlaiganshenme？”tianyizhenrenyouxielengshen。
jielvtangdezhanglaotanxunyilianchanmeizhisedekanzhechenpingan，shuodao：“pinganrujinchuguan，anzhaozongmendeguiju，nenggoukaishixuexizongmendaofale，yaobuyaolaiwojielvtangsuiwoxuexifuluzhishu？”
“xueshenmefuluzhishu，buruliu，laiwodandianxuexiliandanshucaishizhuliu，yipingandetianfu，jueduinenggouchengweizongmendandaodekangqizhiren。”dandiandemuzhanglaoshuangyanfangguang。
“nizheigenlaomutoushuoshenme，wodefuluzhishuburuliu，wokannidedandaocaiwaimenxiedao！”
“wojuedesuiwoxuexitiandizhenfacaishizhengdao，yikanpinganjiushizushiyezhuanshi，tiandaozhizi，tiandizhenfanaiwanfadadaozhigenben，pinganzhiyaoxuexitiandizhenfa，buchuqiannian，dingnengchengweitianxiazhendaodiyiren。”zhendaoshandeluwuhuhandao。
“随我学器道……”
“随我学剑道……”
……
yishijianzhanglaomendouzhengchaoqilaile，shenzhihuxianggongji。
chenpingankanzhezheiyimu，xinzhongyouxiehaipa，zhendeshihaipa。
woshigefeicaia，nimenzheiyangziwoyalihenda。
rujinzheixiezhanglaomenhongqiangziji，buguoshirenweitanaitiandaozhizi，zhudingxianren。
wanyizhendequle，beifaxianzijishigexiulianfeiwu，neiqibushisidebunengzaisi。
buxingbuxing，nalidoubunengqu。
jiusuanshisi，yedewozaizijideboboshanshanglaosicaixing。
xiuxingshijiezhendetaiweixianle。
tianyizhenrenkanbuxiaqule，hechidao：“nimendoushizhanglaojibiederenwu，pofumajiechenghetitong！”
“pingshiwomenchengniyijuzhangmenshixiong，dangniannidangzhangmenkeshiyouwodeyifengonglao，bushiwoanpainihelaozhangmendenvershengmizhuchengshufan，ninengdangzhangmen？jintiannixiangguohechaiqiao？”
“jiushi，fanzhengpinganwoshiyaodingle。”
“pingshenmeniyao，yinggaigenwo！”
“我才适合他！”
……
tianyizhenrenliandouheile，tamenkezhenshishaheiliaodougantongchulaia！
“anjing！”tianyizhenrenshizaishipalezheijigerendezui，shuodao，“pinganyoushenmexiangfa。”