第3章 当众出丑

zhongrendouhaichenjinzaizheijingtiandaguazhongmeihuiguoshenlai,guzhixijiuqilinzedeyilinglunqiquantoujiuwangtalianshangzhaohu。

biandazuilihaibianhan:“rangniqifumeimei,wodasini!”

zhongrendoubeiguzhixizheicaozuojingdaile,tongshiyegengjiajuedeguzhixisuiranxinzhibuquan,danjueduishigehaojiejie。

guzhixiyijinghuanlexinzi,buzaishiyiqianneigeguzhixi,zuoweidingjitegongdeta,zhidaodanalizuitengerbuhuiliuxiashanghen。

zaiqitarenyanzhong,jishitadadebutongbuyang,dantayeshigejiaoxunwurumeimeidedengtuzidehaojiejie。

kezhiyoulinzezijizhidao,zijibufachushengyinbushibuteng,ershidiyixiajiubeidadezhijiebieqile,tengdehuadoushuobuchulaile。

guzhixizheiyixiayixiadejianzhinengyaoletademing。

henkuailinzejiubeidadehunjueguoqule,danzhongrenkeburenweitashibeidayunde,suoyourendouzhiyiweitashizhuangde。

qiaozhemeirenaokekanle,renqunyejiusankaile。

xuduorendouxiangzheyaojiangzheigexiaoxikuaidiangenjiarenpengyoumenfenxiang,likaidejiaobuyebuzijuedijiakuaile。

guzhixigangzhunbeilikai,guyunwanjiuzhehuilaile,erqiezheicihaidailailetadeqinniangheqingxiu。

yejiushiguzhixideshumu,yinweixianzaichengxiangfuzhongmeiyounvzhuren,suoyixianzaizhangguanzhongkuiderenjiushiheqingxiu。

tamenshenhouhaigenzhebigangcailiangbeihaiyaoduodexiaren。

jianzhiyouguzhixihedishangdelinze,heqingxiuyishanglaijiuzhizheguzhixidama:

“nizheigejiantizi,xiangyeshengchenzheimezhongyaoderizinidougannaochuzheixieshi,haiganxianhaiyunwan,kanbenfuren(heqingxiuzaifulidezicheng,xiangfuzhongrendoumoren)jinribudasini!”

shuobajiushenshouqujiexiarenshoulidebianzi,yudaguzhixi。

guzhixixinliyizhenbiyi,zheishitianqimeinvrenlema,bianyidiehaizhenshishenmehuosedoukandeshanga。

kanzheheqingxiuchaozijihuiguolaidebianzi,guzhixifeidanbuhaipa,fanerxunsukaojinheqingxiumunvliang。

jinjiezhezailiangrenzhenjingdemuguangzhong,guzhixihenliluodijiujiangbianziduoleguolai。

naguobianzihou,guzhixigengshiyiyizhongjingrendesudujiangbianzichaomunvliangdelianshangshuaiqu。

munvliangmeixiangdaoguzhixihuizhijieqiangbianzi,guzhixidesudutaikuai,tamenxiangduodoulaibuji,zhinenghoutuiyibu,danhaishijiejieshishiailezheiyibianzi。

guyunwanzhanzaihoumian,bianzisuidabufendazaileheqingxiudeshenshang,danbianziweibushiyoudaocide,guyunwanzhijiebeibianzidedaocizhachuyitiaoxuehen。

kanzheshoubeishangdeshang,guyunwanzhijiejiupofangle,chaozheguzhixinuhou:“guzhixi,woyaoshaleni!”

guzhixibianpaishoubianhanhaowan,tingdaoguyunwandenuhou,tazhijiejiangbianzichaoguyunwanrengqujiuweizheyuanzizhuanqilequanquan。

dangran,tajiushiguyizheiyangzuode,mudejiushiweilejinuguyunwan。

guyunwanzuodeneixieshi,zenmenengzhiranggangcaineijigerenzhidaoni。

guyunwanyehenshangdaodijianqibianzijiuzhuizheguzhixiqule,bianzhuihaibianhan:

“nizheigexiaochangfu,jiwozhanzhu,jurangandawo,kanwobudasini!”

guzhixiyibianpaoyibianzaixinlixiang,zheigesaijideedunvpeidouzheimemeinaozima?

haimeiguojizhaoni,jiubengbuzhule?

heqingxiusuiranyehenshengqi,ketameiyouxiangguyunwanneiyangchongdong,tamuguanghendudikanledishangdenanrenyiyan。

fenfuxiarenjiangrentuodaochaifangguanqilai,zheicairangrenbangzheguyunwanquzhuiguzhixi。

guyunwanzhidaoguzhixijingliyizhihenwangsheng,ketameixiangdaoguzhixijinrijingzheimeyoujingshen,renpingtamenyiqunrenzenmezhuidouzhuibudaota。

tamenjiasuguzhixijiujiasu,tamenmeiliqilepaobudongleguzhixiyezhuangchuyifupaobudongdeyangzi。

guzhixijianshijichabuduole,tingxialaiduizheguyunwanchaofengdao:“heihei,zhuabudaowoba,lvelvelve,laizhuawoa。”

bianshuohaibianchaoguyunwanzuolegeguilian,shuowanjiuyiliuyandiyoupaole。

guyunwanqiji,biaoqingdouzhengningqilaile,dangjihuiwuzhebianzipaodegengkuaile。

sheidoumeizhuyidaoguzhixizheicishiwangqianyuandefangxiangpaode。

jianguzhixipaokai,heqingxiupanaochugengdadeshilai,kaikouxiangzuzhiguyunwan。

keguyunwanxianzaiyijinglizhiquanwu,nalihaitingdejinqubierendequanzu。

tahaicongweizairenqianzaiguozheimedadegentou,genghekuangzheigerenhaishishaziguzhixi。

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qianyuancishirenaoyichang,yinzhechengxiangrujinzaichaozhongdediwei,gongzhongdejiweihuangzibaokuotaizidoulaile。

yuanneiyipianhuanshengxiaoyu,zaigezaiwu,duodeshifengchengchengxianghetaizideren。

jiuzaizheihuanyudeqifenxia,turancharuyizhenbuheshiyidechaonaosheng。

“jiuminga,sharenla!”

guzhixibianpaobianhan,haoxiangtazhendezaibeirenzhuishayiban。

zhongrenxunshengwangqu,jiujianyimingzhangxiangxiuqideguniangzhengnazhebianzizaizhuizhelingyigezhangxiangchuchendeguniangda。

kanqinglairenshisheihou,chengxianggumingfengdelianshunjianjiuheilexialai。

“nimenlianggezainaoshenme!chenghetitong!”

guyunwangangcaishizaitaishengqi,doumeizhuyidaozijijinggenzheguzhixipaodaoleqianyuan。

kanzhezhongrenhuochaoxiaohuobiyidemuguang,guyunwanzhidaozijiyoudangzhongchuchoule。

tayanjingyizhuandangjichaozhegumingfengguilexialai:“fuqinxinu,jinrishifuqindeshengchen,nverhejiejiebingbushizaixinao,

nverhejiejiebenxiangjifuqinbiaoyangejiemu,jifuqinyigejingxi,gangganghaizaiyanlianni,meixiangdaolianzhelianzhejiejiejiupaolechulai。”

tingleguyunwandejieshi,gumingfengdeliansebingweiyousuohuanhe。

zheimeduobinkedoukanzhe,zijidelianggenverrucimangzhuang,rangtadelaolianwangnage。

“bushirangnimenkanhaodaxiaojiema,zheimezhongyaoderizinimenhaiyouzhetahulai。”

tingdaogumingfengdehua,yuanlishunjianzhaguole,zheitianxianyibanderenwujiushigufudeshazixiaojiea!

shunjiansuoyourendemuguangdouchaoqiwangfudexiweikanqu。

kexiweishangneigegaolengjinguidenanrenlianyanpidoumeitaiyixia,yijiuziguzidihezheshoulidecha。

zheishichuchengmuyiguandezuofeng,shizhouzaodeyiqieweiwuwu,haoxiangciketamentaolundeshiqinghetameiyourenhedeguanxi。

tapangbianyigehetazhangdeqibafenxiangdenanziyonggebozhouguailetayixia:

“zheijiushihuangzumujinicihundegujiadaxiaojiea,kanqilaiyebushaa。”

shuohuadeshichuchengmuyimutongbaodeluanshenggege,qinwangchuchengxian。

chuchengmuyijiulianyanpidoumeixianyixia,yuqipingdandidao:“liugeruoshixihuan,qiuhuangzumujiangtacihunjinibianshi。”

chuchengxianganbabadixiaozhe:“hushuoshenmeni,niliusaoruoshitingdaole,feidenaoyichang,niweilaidewangfeibushishazi,wotinigaoxingni。”

chuchengxiangangshuowan,xiayimiaotajiugangazhule。

yinweiguzhixiyouluchuleneifushahuhudebiaoqing,kanqilaidoubuxiangshigezhengchangren。

“meimeishuodeduia,fuqin,womenzhendemeiyounao,meimeizhendeshijinizhunbeishengchenlini。”

gumingfengbenxiangxunchiguzhixinengzhidaoxieshenme,danxiangdaozheimeduorenkanzhe,qiwangyezaini,tabuhaoduiguzhixijiyanlise。

yushitafanghuanbiaoqingduiguzhixidao:“shima,neinidaoshishuoshuo,nimenzhunbeilexieshenme?”

guzhixixinshuo,dengdejiushinizheijuhua,lianshangdexiaorongyeyufajiashenle。

gumingfengshuowan,guyunwanxinlidunshiyouzhongbuhaodeyugan,tayouxiehouhuile,gangcaibugaiyongzheigejiekoude。

guoranxiayimiaoguzhixiyuchujingren。