躺平日记系统！
congmingzijiukeyitingchu，zheiwanyijiushiweishenqingyunliangshendazaode。
“yigeyuederiji，meibaixie。”
shenqingyunliketiqiyuju，dabudelikaihubo。
jiangdongxifangzaichufanghou，talimahuifangjian，anjingdeyanjiuxitong。
“xitong，jieshaogongneng。”
xuanji，yikuaixitongmianbanfuxianzainaohaili，shangmianxiezheguanyu【tangpingrijixitong】dejizai。
yueduwanxiangguanxinxihou，shenqingyungaoqingchulexitongdewanfa。
【tangpingrijixitong】，gumingsiyi，zhiyaosuzhujianchimeiritangpingxieriji，jiukeyibuduandehuodelaizizhutianwanjiedejiangli。
erqiemianbanshangmingqueshuoming，suzhumeitangpingyitianbiankeyihuodeyiniandeneili。
duici，shenqingyunxingfenwubi。
乖乖！
yitianzengjiayiniandeneili，erqieshangbufengding。
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xiangyaochengweijueshigaoshou，neilibixuzugoudeshenhou。
jiuzaishenqingyunchensizhiji，youyidaojixiedeshengyinchuanlai。
“xinshoujianglidaozhang，qingsuzhujinxingchashou。”
新手奖励？
shenqingyunxichuwangwai，likediankaimianbanshangjianglilan。
叮的一声！
yidaobaiguangshanguo，jianglideneirongyicipaikai。
“suzhuhuodejiangliquxia：《longshengong》xiulianmijiyiben、chaofanjiandaotianfu。”
嘶！
kandaozheiyangdejiangli，shenqingyundaoxiyikouliangqi，liangyanfangguang。
“haojiahuo，xinshoujianglihenjilia。”
longshengong，chuziqihuanwuxia《shuiyuedongtian》delongshiyizu，youlongshenchuangli，naishitianxiazhigangzhiyangdeshengong，gongfenjiuceng，xiulianhoubujinkeyiquduliaoshang、duowuhuti，haikeyizengqiangxiulianzhedeneili，zuiweiqiangdadeshikeyihuanhuashenlong。
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【3yue1ri，“yifu”jianglin，wojiangkeyichedidegaixiemingyun，fanshenbagechang。】
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xuanji，takanxianglechufangzuilimianlongziliguanzhedeyizhishanji，tiaoletiaomei。
“kunge，duibuzhule。”
tadakailongzi，yibazhuazhujitou，naqicaidao，yiqihecheng。
kungeliancanjiaodejihuidoumeiyou。
jinye，shenqingyundecaipuhenfengfu，jiaohuajihekaoyuyijiyuxiangrousi，yigerensangecaimeizizi。
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“wanghoudexiangbanfanongxiejiulai。”
chiwanwanfan，shenqingyunxinshangyifanyejinghoujiutangxiaxiuxi。
一夜到天亮。
qingchen，yangguangmingmei，weifengxuxu，chuidechuanghuzhishibushipuchipuchidezuoxiang。
taiyangguangzhishejinfangzhong，zhaolianglezhenggefangjian。
咚咚咚！
zheishi，yizhenqingcuideqiaomenshengbashenqingyunchaoxing。
“nizheidizi，haibuqichuanga。”
shenqingyunyitingyourenlaile，yebudaiman，likeqishenchuanhaoyifuqichuang。
kaimenhou，sandaorenyingzhanzaishenqingyundemianqian。
zheisanren，shenqingyunbannianqianjianguo。
naishihuashanpaidesangezhongyaorenwu，linghuchong、yuelingshanyijiludayou。
shenqingyunhaoqi，zheisanrenzenmepaohoushanlaile。
nandaoyoubeiyuebuqunchengfale？
linghuchongsanrenshangyicilaihoushan，yeshiyinweifancuowubeiyuebuqunchengfa。
ludayoukaikoufenfu，“shenshidi，ganjinqubahoushandelianwuchangdasaodasao，shixiongheshijieyaozaizheilixiulianyitian。”
你吩咐，我照办。
shenqingyunmeiyouxishu，nazhesaobahechanziqianwanglianwuchangkaishidasao。
linghuchongsanren，zeshizuozailianwuchangpangbiandeliangtingliliaotian。
“dashixiong，zheiciwomenbafuziqipao，zhenderenulediedie，tabujinrangwomenlaihoushankulianyitian，haiyaorangwomenxiashanqucaijiwupin，womengairuheshihao。”
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“xiaoshimeibiedanxin，xiashancaijiwupinzenmehuishichengfa？”
“zaiwokanlaishijiangli。”
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“huashanfanmenzhiji，wozaojiuxiangchuqutoutouqile。”
ludayouganjinyinghelinghuchong，“dashixiongshuodedui，zanmenchuquyouliyouli，duojianxieshimianyehao。”
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sanrenliaotiandeneirong，shenqingyuntingdeyiqingerchu。
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“shixiong、shijie，disaohaole。”
kanzheshenqingyun，yuelingshanyanjingfanqileguangmang。
xinzhongdigu：“zhiqianmeizhuyi，zheihoushansaodideshenshidijingranzhangderuciyingjun，bidashixiongyijiqitahuashandizidouyaoyingjunhenduoa。”
“kexi，maimeiyucile。”
嗡！
linghuchongbachuzhangjian，kanxiangyuelingshan。
“xiaoshimei，zanmenkaishilianjianba。”
“xianlianxiyibianhuashanjianfa，zaixiulianzanmenliangrenduchuangdechonglingjianfa，ruhe！”
练剑？
tingdaolinghuchongliangrendeduihua，shenqingyunnaohailifuxianchuleyigexiangfa。
neijiushiguanmolinghuchongheyuelingshanliangrenlianjian，yanzhengyixiachaofanjiandaotianfudeshili。
yushi，tatuijuliangtingchu，jingjingdedingzhelianwuchang。