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意外？精神病患者？
我扯了扯嘴角。
qinianqian，mamadeshengripaiduishang。
linniannianjiangfuqinhekerenmenyinchumenwai，xiangshizaoyouyumouyiyang。
wohemamashenzhilaibujiduobi，zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhetajiangdatongqiyoupoxiangwomen。
mamayishenweidunhuzhuwo，quezhanshangdabufenqiyou。
suihoulinniannianxixiaozhedianranyigenhuochai，huoguangchaowomenfeilai。
neiyishunjian，wotingdaolianshangpirouzhuoshaoshousuodeshengyin，jinjiezheshinanyixiangxiangdejutong。
ermamazhenggerenranshaoqilai，yongzuihoushenzhijiangwotuilihuoyuan。
tatongdezaidishangdagun，xueshuiliuleyidi，henkuaibeizhenggan。
wowuzheweisuodelianpi，qilikuhanqiujiu，quebeilinniannianyongjiaohenhencaizailianshang，duzhushengyin。
tadexiaoronglimanhuaieyi：
“jiejie，shengriyanhuishanghaoduorendouzaikuanipiaoliang。”
“neizheiyang，nihaimeime？”
shenmejingshenbing，doushituoci，tafenmingshizaoyouyumou！
“ninyoumeiyouxiangguo，furenfaxiangaizenmeban？”
“neijiumanyibeizi，qinianle，niannianchabuduoyegai【chuyu】le，bijingjingshenbingbugaibeipanzhongxing，bushime？”
yuanzhangqixiaole：“chixiansheng，wozhenweilinsusugandaobuzhi。”
zheiyici，tameiyouzaiyongfurendechenghu。
shipindemowei，yitiaoduanxinjinsuierlai，eyiyichupingmu：
“linsusu，meixiangdaoba？nifangzaixinjianshangshenaideren，zuiaideqishishiwo。”
wozhandouzhezuichun，xinzangzaixiongtanglijielebing。
neishiwobashiqingnaoderenjinjiezhi，zhixiangyaogegongdao。
kefuqinquejielizuzhiwo：
“goule！linsusu，nizhenyaohuile**meiyibeizime？！”
zheiyishunjian，woleiruyuxia，sihoudao：
“tabuguoyigeyangnv，suanwoshenmemeimei？！”
“nizhibuzhidaomamadangshiyouduotongku？tazaidishangfangunsihou，hunshenpiroubeizhuoshaofulan！tashinideqizi，kexianzainiquezhanzaizuikuihuoshouneiyibian！”
“tashenzhijiangnimenhebinkemendouyinzoucaimoushawomen，fenmingshizaoyouyumou！”
“够了！”
jinjiezhe，ehenhendeyierguangjiangwoshandezhiliposui。
suoyourendouzaitanhuta，dangshizhiyouchihongxuandishenganfuwo：“susu，yiqiejiaojiwo。”
kezhenxiangquejiejieshishidalewoyibazhang——
我就是个小丑。
yishijian，woyanqianfahei，tianxuandizhuan。