第1章 第一美女

龙国。

beifangdeyigexiaoshancunli,yizhengyededaxuezhongyutingle。

poluodexiaoyuanzili,jihuyijingbeibaixuechedifugai。

longguodongjingzhanqufuguanchenerpang,cishizhengguizaidaxuejixidepoyuanzili。

cishicike,wenmingtianxiadedongjingzhanqusilingzhangguan、longguoweiyiwuxingshangjiang,longguozuinianqing、zuishuaiqi(zifeng)dezhanshenyintiance,zhengzhanzaiyuanziliweizhu!

chenerpangbeichuangdishuodao:“zhangguan,nibandaozheicunziliyijingsantianle,nidaodishenmeshihougenwohuiquma。”

yintiancebingmeiyoushuohua,jixuweizhu……

chenerpangjixuquandao:“nandaoniweilecunlineigebaiguafu,jiubuguanwomendongjingzhanqudebaiwanxiongdileme!”

“neibaiguafusuiranhaochengshidongzhoudiyimeinv,dan……dantabijingshigeguafuma!”

“niruguozhiduiguafuqingyouduzhong,chengliyeyouhenduoguafuma!”

tingdaozheili,yintiancefangxiazhushipen,zhuanguoshenlai。

ershiliuqisui,shencaitingba,gaolengmiantanlian,kanqilaibigehengaodeyangzi。

yishuangxizhangdeyanjinggewaipiaoliang,dankanqilaiyoudianlengsousoude。

yintiancelengshengdao:“bieguafuguafude!tanalibuhaole?zhangdebugoumei?”

陈二胖:“绝美!”

yintiance:“pifubugoubai?”

陈二胖:“超白!”

yintiance:“yaobugouxi?”

陈二胖:“极细!”

yintiance:“dingbugouda?”

陈二胖:“很大。”

yintiance:“bugouwenrouxianhui?”

chenerpang:“zheiwojiubuzhidaole。zhanshena,wuluntaduomehao,ketabijingshiershoudeya!”

yintiancelengsousoudidingleyiyanchenerpang,ranhoushenqingdishuodao:“erpangnibudong。”

“tashizheigeshijieshangzuiwenrouzuishanliangzuixianhuidenvren!”

“wozuoweitiancezuinianqingzuiyouqiantuzuishuaiqidezhanshen,woyaojitazhenggetianxia!woyaorangtazunguidaojizhi!”

“woyaorangquanshijiepufuzaitadejiaoxiamobai!zhandou!”

“aoaoao……”zhuquanlidejitouheizhuedejiaohuanleqilai。

chenerpangshuodao:“zhanshen,zhuele,jixuweizhuba。”

“ee!bazhushidijiwo。”yintiancebashengxiadezhushiquanbudaojinlezhushicaoli。

zhengzaizheishi,yigexiaohaizhanzaiyuanziwaimian,huangzhangdihandao:“tiancegege,cunliniulaosanyoutemezhunbeiqudiaoxibaiguafule,nihaiguanbuguanlema!”

yintianceshenquyidou,yanzhonglveguoyisiyinhen。

“zheixieguanggun,zheshikee,tiantiandianjibaiguafu。”

yintiancepishangyijianpojiudehuangdayi,suishoujiuchaoqileyitiaoshaohuogun。

chenerpang“heihei”yishengxiaochulaizhujiao。

yintiancenamendao:“zenmele?”

chenerpangrenzhexiao,shuodao:“tonglingdongjingbaiwanlujundewuxingzhanshen,quenazheyigenshaohuogun——”

yintiancedandanshuodao:“ruxiangsuisu,jiudeyoudianxiangtuqixi。”

……

xiaoyangcundongtoudebaijiadayuanli。

cunlidiyiebaniulaosan,hongheidepifu,lahuangdeyachi,sanjiaoyandeyanjiaohaidaizhenonghoudeyanshi。

cishi,niulaosanyilianyinxiao,angzangdekoushuiluozaiyifushangdouhunranbujue,zhengweisuodidingzhezhumingdenanzhoudiyimeinvbairuyu。

cishicike,bairuyunsuiranchuanzhezaiputongbuguodeyurongfu,danyiranyangaibuzhunanzhoudiyimeinvdejuelunhejingyan。

qizhangdeejing,xiangyabanjiebaigaoguidejifu,fengrundezuichun,gaogaowanqidewuheifaji,xidaojizhideyaozhi,haiyouneiaotuyouzhidequxian……

mianduiniulaosanzheigeweisuoangzangdeegun,bairuyuqiaomuhanshuang。

niulaosanyinxiaozheshuodao:“bairuyu,niyiqianshichengliren,wogoudabushang。”

“xianzainijiadoupochanle,nidouhuidaoxiaoyangcunduozhaile,nijiuconglewobei。”

“wobaozhengnizaixiaoyangcunbuchouchibuchouhe,gengjiameirenganlaizhuizhai!”

“zanliangzaishengshangyiqunwa,wanshangguanledengjiubanshi,zheirekangtoude,riziduomeimanma!”

“lai,rangwobaobao,wojinwanyidingnongdenishufu。”

bairuyulengshengdao:“gun,qingnilikegunchuwojiadeyuanzi!nizheishifeifaqinruzhuzhai!”

“feifaqinruzhuzhai?bietamabiegenwanlaichenglineiyitao,nijiayijingpochanle,zhuangshenmezhuang!”

niulaosankanzhebairuyuneiaorandeshencai,chedishangtoule,youchouyouxingdekoushuididougengjiaxiongyongle!

“wotemejintianjiubanleni!worangnizaizhuangchengliren!wojinishengmizhuchengshufan!”

niulaosanshuowan,jiuyaochongshangqupudaobairuyu,zhunbeizaibairuyudeshenshanghaohaokenyaoyifan!

zhengzaizheishi,baijiadeyuanmenbeiyijiaochuaikaile!

liangshanpojiufulandemumen,shunjiansuilie!

chenerpangweiwudichuxianzaileyuanzili,yintiancesuihougenlejinlai。

yintiancekanleyiyanxisuidemumen,yanshenlengsousou:“duodadianshi?ninengkongzhiyixiazijideqingxuma?zheidaihuihaidejirenxiumen!”

chenerpanggangadishuodao:“dui……duibuqi,gangcailvexianjizaole。”

yintianceyaoleyaotou,daizhechenerpangzoudaoleyuanzili。

niulaosanyounidekudangyijinggaogaolongqile,cishiyikanyintiancejinlaile,xionghendesanjiaoyanlimaluchuleshaji!

niulaosanhenshengmadao:“yintiance,**caibandaocunlisantian,haibuzhidaozheicunlisheishuolesuanba?”

“wogaosuni,nijintianyaogandanwuwodehaoshi,wotemenongsini!”

“jiwomaliudegunchuqu!”

yintiancedeshengyinwubibingleng,shuodao:“niulaosan,zuorenyaoyouzunyan!niyigeguanggundabaitiandewangguafujiapao,nibujuedekechima?”

niulaosanbiyidao:“nitemehaiyoulianshuowo?nibanyetianzhelianjiguafujiaweizhu,niyiweiwobuzhidao?”

yintiance:“ke……ke……neige……wogennibuyiyang!”

niulaosancongshenshangmochulejiandao,xionghendishuodao:“doutemeyiyang!sheijintianyaodanwuwobanbaiguafu,wojiurangsheijianhong!”

cishi,chenerpangzouleshanglai,shuodao:“niulaosan,woquanniyiju,niganjinpaoba。”

“takebushiyigehendaduderen,wanyitafaqibiaolai,chaojikongbude!”

“zuiguanjiandeshi,nideshiligentazhijian……xiangchaleyigeyuzhou。nihuimeimingde。”

niulaosanmadao:“aiyawoqu,haitamaxiangchayigeyuzhou,buzhaoyangzhuzaiyigecunli!”

niulaosanshuowan,naqijiandaojiucixiangleyintiance!