第2章我是他老婆
xuzhixiang，ruguozijishigeyouxueyouqide，zheihuierjiuyinggaichaoqizhuozishangdejiuping，yijiupingzibatanaodaigankaihua。
让他这么糟践她。
但她没有这么做。
tazouguoqu，fuzhulesongshuanghan。
songshuanghanyuanbenhedeyouxiezhanbuzhudegaodashenti，zaitadezhichengxia，wendangxuduo。
tadeshoudazaitashouqueburuobuchaidejianbangshang，duinvhaidao：“nixianzouba。”
nvhaiyemeiyoujiuchanzheyaozhaoguta，ershizhanzhileshenzi，shencaimingliang，luoluodafangdechongxuzhishenchushou：“nihao，xuzhuli，woshishuanghandenvpengyoushaoyouyi。”
女朋友？
zheijiuyijingkaishixuanshizhuquanle。
xuzhiyebuganshiruo，mianduitazhudongshenchulaideshou，taishougentadeshouqingwoyixia，bubeibukangdeziwojieshao：“songshuanghandelaopo，xuzhi。”
shaoyouyixiaole，fengyanhanxiao，yudaijifeng：“xuxiaojie，nihenkuaijiushishuanghandeqianqile。”
xuzhixiaoxiao，kanxiangmenkoudengzhejisongshuanghanchulilantanzidegongsigongguantuandui，tiaoxin：“shaoxiaojieyaoshipobujidaiyaoshangwei，xianzaiwoyekeyirangkai，rangnifuzheshuanghanzouchuzheigedamen。”
zhiyaoshaoyouyiganfuzhesongshuanghanzouchuzheigedamen，tamendeshiqingjiuhuizuoshi。
songshuanghanyinhunchu。guidexiaoxiyidanbaochulai，qiantujinhui。
suiransongjiazhangwozhezuidadeyuquanziyuan，songshuanghanyoushiyulequantaiziye。
keshi，chouwenyichu，yijiushishenbaiminglie。
shaoyouyibugan，yebuhuichundaoquzheimezuo。
tazuoshiyaocongsongshuanghandegebodixialikai。
shaoyouyilianseyibian，songshuanghanyetaishou，shouzhiwozhuletadejianbang，lanyangyangdedaizhezuiyi，wanshibugongdewenta：“womeigennishuoguoma？gerenqingxubuyaodaidaogongzuozhong。”
xuzhilengxiao，kanleshaoyouyiyiyan，renzhetajihuyaoniesuitajiantoudetong，miansebugaidefuzhetawangmenkouzouqu。
shaoyouyiyaoyaqiechidekantaliqu。
xuzhizoudaohoumenmenkou，duizhesongshuanghandao：“ninongtengwole。”
songshuanghanzheicaixiangshiyishidaoleshenmeyiyang，wozhetajiantoudeshouzhisongkaijifen。
xuzhigentashuogongshi：“gouzigenfensimenyijingdedaoxiaoxizaimenkoudunzhenile，houmenkendingyeyouren，nihedezuichengzheiyang，beipaidaoyouyaobeirennalaizuowenzhang，nibahuiguaiwomeiyouguanhaoni。”
songshuanghanbuzaihudeqingxiaoyixia，zhize：“nikebujiushimeiguanhaowo。”
xuzhichelechezuijiao，buguanzheta：“woguanbuzhu**degousichusaniao，yeguanbuzhunidesishenghuo。“
“你说我是狗？”
songshuanghandeshoubeiquanzhutadebozi，yaoshoushita。
xuzhigenghen，yijiaochuaikailebajiudehoumen。
哐当一声。
zaimenwaidegouzibajingtouduizhuntamenzhiqian，songshuanghanfangsonglequanzhutabozidezishi，gaiweifuzhetadejianbang。
xuzhizaiqitaxiaozhulidekailuhusongxia，fuzhesongshuanghanwangwaizou。
waimiandefensijiandaosongshuanghan，jihuyaohaoyunguoqu。
songshuanghandizhetou，lianyinmeizaimaozideyinyingzhixia，bingbuhuiyingneixiekuangredefensi。
zhishiyiluzoudejiannan，fensimenjihulangchaoyiyangyaochongguolaixijuanletamenliangge。
songshuanghandeshentiyougaodajieshi，yazaixuzhideshenshangrangxuzhibulvweijian。
tarenbuzhuhenhenyaoya，disheng：“nibiebaquanshendeliliangdouyawoshenshang，henzhong。”
“genwoshangchuangdeshihou，yemeijiannishuozhonga。”songshuanghanqingxiao，tiezhetadeerduoyongqiyinshuo。
许知耳朵发麻。
queyouxinjingroutiao，weikongwairentingjian。
haihao，fensidenahanshengbazheishengyingaiguoqule，chuletazheigelidezuijinde，genbenbukenengyouqitarentingjian。
jiuzailianggerendidachemenkou。
songshuanghanyaozuanjinchelishi。
xuzhihurankanjianyuanchufeiguolaiyigeshenmedongxi，taxiayishidebasongshuanghanwangcheliyitui，fanshenqudang。
嘭的一下。
etouyitong，yanqianyihei。
xuejiuliuxialai，huzhuleyanjing。