第二章 我这个脑子是二手的,不太好用

lishenerlengshihaoyihuierdoumeiyoufanyingguolai……wangyebushihenzheigenvren?nandaohaihuizaiyiwangfeidedeshoubeicailema?

chuwangmaikaijiaobu,bushengbuxiangdezoudaolexiaqianxundemianqian,zaizhongrenchayidemuguangzhong,wanyaobatade‘shiti’baoqilai。

xiaqianxunbeinanrenbaozaihuaili,jiuxiangyigehaowushengqidepowawa。

taxianzhangdejiemaoweiweidezhanleyixia……

zheigenanrendehuaibao,jingranruci……gaisidewennuan。

xiongjikuanhoujieshi,jirenanwendeganjue,haisanfazheshuyunanxingdeganjinglinliedeheermengqixi……

chuwangbaozheta,lengshengzhufuzhexiaren,“tashibenwangdewangfei,kesha,bukeru。”

xiaqianxunchadianmeirenzhu,yikoulaoxuetuchulai……wotemexiexieni!

helianmingkenqinzijitashoushi,shiji“chuwangfei”detimian,erbushijitade。

chuwangbaozhetade‘shiti’,zouchulechaifangdemen。

xiaqianxunyanjingweiweidezhengkaileyitiaofeng,kandaoyikoubingguan,hengzaichaifangdemenkou。

zhei……nandaoshiyaobatafangjinbingguanli?!

“wenliang,nixianzaijiujingongbingbaofuhuang,chenqi,wangfeitufaxinjibaobi,benwangbeitongyujue,shouzaiwangfeishenbiancunbubuli。”

wenliangyouyuleyixia,“wangye……rucishuo,shibushiyoudiantaiguoyuzuozuo?”

helianmingmianwubiaoqing,meitouweiweiyizhou。

wenlianglijiditou,buganduoshuoyigezi,“shi。”

helianmingyoudao:“zaizhe,bingbaofuhuang,xiahoulaojiangjunshiwangfeishishangweiyidezhiqin,wangfeizuihouyiyuanjiushirangzufujiantazuihouyiyan。benwanglianaiwangfei,jiuyongbingguanbaocunwangfeideyiti,zhidengdaoxiahoucongbeijingguilai,wangfeizaixingfasang。”

“shi,wangye。”wenliangmomobeisongzhong……

zheigenanrendaidudezhishang,rangxiaqianxunbujindedaleyigelengzhan……

liantade‘yiyan’doubiandehaowupozhan,shaqihaiyaoluogeqingbaimingsheng,haiyaorangtianxiarendouchengsongtashiyigetengaiqizidehaonanren。

zuiguanjiandeshi,tadeshitibeidongchengbingkuaizhihou,hennankanchutashengqianjiushibeihuohuodongside。

tabenlaihaixiangnengtangjinwennuanshushideguancaili,dengmeirendeshihoucongguancailitoutoupachulai,zailingtangshangchidiangongpin,ranhouqiaoqiaopaolu……

keshi,yaobatafangjinbingguanlidehua,kongpalianbangexiaoshidouchengbuzhu。

jiuzaichuwangwanyaoyaojiangtafangjinbingguandeneiyike,tapobudeyizhengkaileyanjing,“neige……dengyixia,wohaoxianghaihuozhe……”

nvrenneishayadexiangwenziyiyangqingweideshengyin,quebasuoyourendouheleyitiao!

helianmingweiweiyizheng,chuimoukanzhehuailidenvren,motongrutongbinglengdeshenyuanyibanningwangzheta。

xiaqianxunpabeitazhijierengchuqu,xiayishideshenshoubaozhulenanrendebozi,meiyoufeihuaganjinjieshi,“neitiangongyan,wojitaxiadeshixieyao,wozhixiangrangtazaixianwudeshihoudangzhongchuchou……danshiyourenzaianzhongbaxieyaohuanchengduyao!”

helianmingzhenggeshenzijiangyingleqilai,weiweimimou,zheigegaisidenvren,jingganbaotadebozi?!

“shei?”talengbingbingdetuchuleyigezi。

“yinggaishi……linrongrong!”

linrongrongshilinchengxiangdenver,yeshitadebiaojie。yikaishiqishijiushilinrongrongsongyongtajiningrulanxiaxieyao。ruguoyourenzaoyouyumouyaodiaobaoletadexieyao,neigerenzuiyoukenengdejiushilinrongrong。

helianmingrumodemouzilengjunzhengning,“nipianwo。niguoranmeirangbenwangshiwang,beibiyouhendu。”

xiaqianxunjibeifahan,cikebaozhetadeshibeiyizhichirendexiongcanmengshou,talengjingruizhidemouziwangzheta,“congnizheizhongnanrenzuilishuochulai,wohuiyiwei‘beibiyouhendu’shizanmei。”

helianmingweiweiyizheng,junmeidelianjiangyingle……

xiaqianxunyancixili,“womeiyoupianni。zhenxiongbushiwo,shalewo,ningrulanzhaoyangsibumingmu……”

budengtabahuashuowan,helianmingjiubaolideyibahenhendeezhutadehoulong,“nibupeititademingzi。”

“wu……”tabunenghuxile,zhixidetongkurangtahanbuchushenglai,lianzhengzhafankangdeliqidoumeiyou,zaitadeshoulitajiuxiangyizhikeliandexiaomayiyiyang,suishidouhuibeinanrenniesi……

“wangye,moyaochongdong!”wenliangzaiyipangxiaoshengdetixingzhe,jiupawangyeyishichongdong,zhendebawangfeijiqiasile,bozishangliuxiamingxiandeyuqing,zheijiuzaole。

helianmingweiweidelenghengyisheng,niezhenvrenxianxirouruandebozi,xiangrengpolanyiyangbatashuaijinlebingguanli。

nanrenjunmeidemianronglengmowuqing,jianduandehuayulidaizheyisihenyi,“fengguan。”

“是,王爷。”

“dengdeng……”xiaqianxuntuozhebeinanrenshuaidesanjiadeshenzi,zhengzhazhecongbingguanlipachulai,henhendeyaozheya,lengnizhehelianming,“nikangzhijuhunlelianggeyue,jiuyiweizijihenyouguqile?qishinijiushigewonangfei!nipashoudaoningjiadeqianlian,zheimezhejiquwojiushiweilexiangfuhuangzhengmingzijidezhongxinba。zijidexinshangrenshizenmeside,nilianchadoubugancha?nijiuzhihuiqifunvren,moushazijiwugudeqizi?jiunizheizhongfeiwu,yepeihuozaishishang?”

chuwangliqudebeiying,herantingzhule。

kongqi,shunjianningjiechengbing。

zaichangsuoyouren,hedeliandaqidoubuganchuan。

helianmingzhanzaihanfengzhong,nizheyinmaidechenguangli,huimoukanzhetadelian,zhidaocike,tacaiyongzhengyankanleta。

nvrenyishenlingluandejiayi,cangbaiqiaocuidelianse,yangaibuzhudejueshirongyan,ganyuzhishitademuguang,jueqiangdezitai,gaoguilinrandeqishi……bukuishitajingzhongdexialaojiangjundeqinsunnv。

tayizhiyiweixiaqianxunxiangchuanwendeyiyang,shigediaomanrenxing、zhangshiqirendecaobao,meixiangdaotaxinsiminrui,tamatademeiyijuhua,jihudoumeiyoushuocuo。

helianminghuranjuedezheigenvrenpeihetashuohuale,lenglengdekaileqiang,“nibingbuwugu。nibasuijingong,danglesiniandejunzhu。tashinidebandu,nidiaomanbahu,congxiaojiuqiruta。tahenni,benwangyiwei,shaniweiji,tazaitianzhilingyidinghenxinwei。”

xiaqianxuntingdeyoudianmeng,yinweizheigenaozishiershoude,butaihaoyong,tanulidehuixiangzhe,yuanzhudaodishibushizhendezheimeguofen……

buguo,shibushidoubuzhongyaodele。

yinweichuwangrenweitashi,bushiyeshi!genghekuangzheihaishiningrulangaosutade。

helianmingneiyishuangqiheidemotong,huaizhebinglengdehenyi,tuzishengxianqingxi,“jiushiyinweini,benwangzheibeizidouweicengchupengguowoxinaizhiren。rangnisiyiqianci,benwangdoubujiehen。”