第五章 我就是单纯的看你不顺眼

xiaqianxuncaleyixiaetoudelenghan,yesongleyikouqi,“suiranwendingzhule,danbingmeiyouzhihao。niyinggaizhidao,xiaochuanhennangenzhide。cuiyahaidexiaoxindeyanghuzhe,shichangbeiyoujijiudeyaozaishenbian。”

shuozhe,tajiudafangdebazaishoulideqiwujisaidaolelishenerdeshouli。

lisheneryishoubaozhenver,yibiankanzhezheigeqiguaideguanzi,zheishijiumingdeshenyao,biwenliangnonglaideyaodouguanyong。

lishenerjuedebuhaobainawangfeidedongxi,xinxiangzhechanghaiwangfeidianqian,youdanyaotaigui……

“wangfeiniangniang,zheige……yaohenzhenguiba?”lishenerniuniunieniedewen。

xiaqianxunxinxiang,yebushihengui,jiushiputongdexiaochuanpenwueryi。

raner,tashuodequeshi,“dangranzhengui。woyeyouxiaochuandemaobing,wozufuhuaqianjinqiuyao,jiuzhidelezheimeyiping。”

lishenertingdeshouyizhan,fangfotashouliwozhezheixiaoxiaoyipingqiguaidedongxi,zhendeyouqianjinzhong……

lishenersesefadoudeshuo:“zhei、zheimeguizhonga……nei、neinubizenmehaoyisinani?”

“meishier,wosongnide,nijiunazheba。zheipingyaosuiranguizhong,yezhinengzaiyongliangsancijiuji,woruoshiyouminghuozhe,jiurangzufujicuiyaduobeiyifen,yongyijijiu。”

lishenerlianshangyibanxiyue,yibanyoushang,zhideguizaidishangjiwangfeikeleyigexiangtou,“wangfeidaendade,wuyiweibao!nubiyihouyidingjinxinsihouwangfeiniangniang!”

xiaqianxunhaobukeqidetileyaoqiu,“songwochuwangfu。”

lishenerbaozhehuailishushuidecuiya,weinandezhouzhemeitou,“wangfeiniangniang,wangyezhidaole,huishalenubide……”

tarenzhenxianglexiang,jiusuanlishenerdayingle,tayemeibanfaxiangxinlishenerzhendehuibangta……

yushitayouwen,“neinizhishaonenggaosuwo,zheiwanyaodaodishiganmade。”

lisheneryouyuleyixia,xiaoshengdeshuo:“zhei……zheibingbushishenmeduyao,wangfeiniangniang,ninjiufangxinba,denghuiergonglipaideyuyidenghuiguolaijininzhenmai,wendarenyebuganjinikaiduyaoa。”

dui,chuwangmeidanliangjitaxiadu……

danshi,ruguogonglilaileyuyi,kandaotayiqiezhengchang,bingmeiyoudemeiyoushixinfeng,neichuwangjiushiqijunzhizui……

ehuo,yuanlairuci……tawule。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,wenlianglaidaolelanyigemenqian,jiuzhanzaimenwaidewen,lengshengwen,“lishener,haimeihaoma?”

lishenerweinandekanzhewangfei,ranhouguyishuodasheng,tixingwenliang,“wangfeiniangniang,ninjiranyijingxinglaile,neijiuganjinheyaoba。”

wenliangzhanzaimenwaidengdebunaifanle,lengshengshuo:“wangfei,qingnihaohaochiyao,peihezhiliao,buyaojichuwangfutianmafan,yebuyaozaiwuniwangye,rangwangyeshengqile。”

xiaqianxunzijizoudaozhuoqian,zijijizijidaoleyiwanyao,“lishener,wopayaoku,mafanbangwodaoyibeiwenshui,yaobulengburede。wohewanyao,jiuyaomashangshukou。”

“shishishi!”lishenerbahunshuidenverfangzaiyizishang,ganjinzoudaochuangxia,zaiyizhiweizhehuoxiaoyinlushangquleshuihudaobanbeireshui,ranhouyouduilebanbeiliangshui,qingqingdeyaohuangderangshuiwenronghe。

xiaqianxunjiuchenzhelishenerbuzhuyideshihou,qiaoqiaodebayaodaodaoleqiangjiaodehuapentuli。

danglishenerduanzheshuizouguolaideshihou,tashoushangdeyaowanjiuyijingjiandile。

xiaqianxunbaichuleyifuxiangchilehuanglianyiyangdekugualian,zhouzhemeitou,“shui……”

“ai,laila,zheishiwenshui!”lishenershifenyinqindebadiaohaoneibeiwenshuijiwangfeiduanleguolai。

yizhizhanzaimenwaidewenliang,doudengdeyouxiebunaifanle,“wangfei,beizhixianzainengjinquma?wangyeyoujijuhuarangbeizhidangmianjiaodaiwangfei。”

nvrenqinglenghaotingdeshengyin,congwuzilichuanchulai,“woshuobuneng,ninandaohaihuitingwodehua,likemashanggun?”

wenliangbuyuedeweiweizhoumei,haizhendemanhengdaxiaojie,shuohuajujudaici。

“wangfei,beizhishifengwangyezhiming,dezuile。”

wenliangzhijietuimen,zoulejinlai,kanjianwangfeiduanzuozaiyizishang,cangbaidexiaolianshifenxuruo,suiranlianshanghaiyoubaozhazheshangkou,danshiyeyijiuyangaibuzhuyuanbenjuesedemeimao,tebieshineishuangpiaoliangdedayanjing,neimeqingchedongren……

wenliangdixiatou,henhenyaoya,shengdezheibanmeili,pianpianshigeshexiexinchang。

“wangfei,beizhidaiwangyechuanhua,wangyeshuole,yirifuqibairien,guoqudeshiqingjiurangtaguoqule,yiqiedoukeyizhongxinkaishi。”

xiaqianxunsuiyidewaizaiyizishang,“wohewangyeliansanfenzhongdefuqidoumeiyouzuoguo,nalaideen?”

wenliangweiweizhoumei,tingbudong……danshi,congmingruta,yinyinnengganshoudaowangfeiduiwangyechaofeng。

wenliangbanzhemiankong,lenglideyuqishuo:“wangfei,nizijizhongdeyin,jiudechengshouzheigehouguo。wangyeyijingzuochulerangbu,wangfeihebiduoduobiren?denghuierliyuyilaile,niyaoshiluanshuohua,zheihouguo,pawangfeichengshoubuqi。”

xiaqianxunpoqiedexiangjiandaohuangdidexinfuliyuyi,landehewenlianglilun,shuangkuaidedayingle,“nishuodedoudui,woxiangeshiliditou。benwangfeiyemengegui,jinghuangzhixia,bujinzishangrongyan,haiwushanglewangye,benwangfeishenshendeneijiuzize,zheiyangnimanyile?”

wenliangmeixinjiujiedegengshenle,“wangfeinidangzhen?nimeiyoumeiyoushenmebushufude?”

xiaqianxunkaishifahuileyanji,fuzheetou,toutongdeqingshengtanqi,“benwangfeiganggangchilenimensongguolaideyao,huranjuedenaoziyoudianbushun,wengwengwengdezhixiang……”

taliaoxiang,wenliangzaizheilidiediebuxiudetuoshijian,jiushiweiledengtadeyaoxiaofazuo。

guoran,wenliangchunpangouqileyimoyinxiandelengxiao,“wangfeishijuedenaozibushun?beizhilvedongyishu,qingrangbeizhiweiwangfeibamai。”

xiaqianxunxindiyichen,bushilvedong,yinggaishiyishujingzhan。ruguowenliangjitabamai,kendinghuikanchuneiwan‘dabuyao’,tayididoumeihe。

suirantashixuezha,danshijibendeyilitahaishizhidaode。tajinqiheletaiduodebuyao,jiubanengrangshenjingzhongdudeweiliangduyaojigaiguoqule。

ruguobuzuoxueyechengfenfenxi,bamaishikanbuchulaide。

wenliangkanjianwangfeibudalita,tazijiyezhejile,couleguolai,zijijiuzhunbeizhijieshangshou。

xiaqianxunmeimoulengli,“fangsi。”

wenliangbeizhensheleyixia,shanshandeshouhuileshou,haoyizhenzicaihuanguolai,dimeidao:“wangfeixinu……hebizheibanhuijijiyi?wangfeininzaihunmideshihou,doushibeizhizaiweininbamaipeiyaode。”

xiaqianxunlengnizhewenliang,bushengbuxiangdelengxiaozhe,e,yuanlaishinia……

wenliangbeidingdejibeifahan,“wangfeiniangniang……beizhishiyoushenmedifangdezuininlema?”

xiaqianxunyoulengyixiao,“meiyou,wojiushidanchundekannibushunyan。”