“linxiao！sheihaimeifancuodeshihoua？nideduliangzenmeneimexiao，jiuzhewodeguocuobusashoule？”
“zaishuole，neigeduxingzhangdeneimepiaoliang，taxianzhudonggouyinwo，wocairenbuzhule，zheishierhuanleshini，niyiyangyerenbuzhu！”
suxuebingzhigaoqiangdeshuozhe，sihaomeiyourenshidaozijidecuowu。
sumingxueehenhendenglesuxuebingyiyan，shiyitabuyaojixushuole，suihouwanzhelinxiaodeshoubei，zoudaolepijingchu，kukoupoxindequandao：“laogong，xuebingshigehaomiaozi，tazhishihainianqing，xuyaoduoduolilian，zaijitayicijihuiba。”
“mingxue，wozhidaonitengta，dantengtayedeyoufencunba？nimenzheiyangfangzongta，zhihuirangtabianbenjiali。”
“tajiuguowodeming，youshiwodeqindidi，nifangxinba，wohuizaigongsikanzhetade，baozhengbuhuizaichuluanzile。”
“ninengquantianershisixiaoshidoukanzhetama？nixinbuxin，jixurangtadanrenzongjingli，yihouhuichugengdadeluanzi！”
“laogong，nibieshengqile，zanjiabushiyounima，buguanchuleshenmeshiqing，nidounenggaoding，shima。”
sumingxuesajiaodehuangdongzhelinxiaodeshoubei。
suishisushigongsidezongcai，danzailinxiaodemianqian，jiushiyigeershiduosuidexiaonvren。
zaitadexinzhong，zuidadeyikaobianshilinxiao。
“ai，aobuguoni！danzheishizuihouyicile！”
linxiaokusedexiaolexiao，jiansumingxuejianchi，zhihaozuoba。
“laogong，haiyougeshiqing，xuyaonibangmang。”
“说吧。”
“gongsisangeyueqianchuleyipihuo，danshouhuofangxianzaishuoshangpinzhiliangyouwenti，wobenlaidasuanrangxuebingmangwanwanghongqianyuedeshiqing，rangtaquchuli，xianzaikanlaibuxingle。”
sumingxuejuezhezui，sajiaodao：“wozijiyidaduishiqingchanshen，gongsiyoumeiqitadelirenshou，zhinengweiqunipaoyitangle。”
“xingba，sheirangwoshinilaogongni，wobuchongni，haiyousheinengchongni。”
linxiaochongnidegualeyixiasumingxuedebizi，congtashouliyaodaoshouhuofangdegongsidizhihefuzerenlianxifangshihou，biandacheqianwang。
sushigongsizhuyaocongshifuzhuangshengyi，youzijidepinpai，danzhimingdubingbugao，zhizaiqingyangshizhanyouyidingshichangfeneeryi。
dansushigongsidefuzhuanggongchangyongyoushijitiaoshengchanxian，chulezijiagongsishengchanyiwai，jingchanghuijieyixiefuzhuangdaijiagong，daizhizuodedanzi。
lantianfushibianshiqizhongyijia。
linxiaojilantianfushidefuzerendaledianhua，liangrenyuezaiyijiaxianxiamendianjianmian。
danglinxiaogandaodeshihou，yijingshixiawuwudian。
lantianfushidemendianbuda，zhiyouliushiduoping，zhuangxiufenggeyiban，dianneishengyicandan，danmaideyifuquandoushisushigongsishengchandeyifu。
“nihao，wojiaolinxiao，sushigongsipailaixieshangwentideren。”
linxiaojiandaolefuzeren，xiaozheshenshou。
“李忠。”
lizhongmoyangqingxiu，yimiliuqizuoyou，daizheyanjing，kanqilaisisiwenwen，shangxiadaliangzhelinxiao，yilianlengmo，bingmeiyouyaowoshoudeyisi。
“kaimenjianshanba，nimengongsishengchandeyifu，zhiliangtaicha，woyaoquanbutuihuo，bingqie，nimenhaidepeichangwoyigeyuedejingjisunshi。”
“shinaxieyifuyouwenti？”
“nikanzheijian，kaixianjiweiyanzhong，haiyouzheijian，lingkoudexiantouzheimeduo，haiyouzheixie，xiuzizhangduandoubuyiyang，henduowaitaoshangmiandouyoufeichangzhongdehuaxueqiwei，zheizhongliezhiyifu，nirangwozenmemai？”
linxiaohenrenzhendetingle，yeyiyijianchaledianneideyifu。
suoyoudeyifu，meiyourenhewenti，youxiexuxiantou，shuyuzhengchang，kaixianhehuaxueqiweiwanquanshirenweiyinsu，zhiyuxiuzizhangduanbuyi，gengshiwujizhitan。
sushigongsiyigaozhidijiazaiqingyangshidedakaixiaolu，koubeijihao，conglaimeichuxianguozheizhongwenti。
laideshihou，linxiaojiuzixiguanchaguole，zheitiaojie，baokuofujindejitiaojiedouzaixiulu，suoyirenliuxishao。
congjinlaidaoxianzai，gengshilianyigejindiandegukedoumeiyou。
zuiranglinxiaogandaokexiaodeshi，lizhongzijizaidianmenkoutieshanglemendianzhuanrangdegaoshi。
mingmingshizijidasuanbuganle，xiangyaowanhuiyixiesunshi，quehaifeiyaozhaogeguanmiantanghuangdejiekou。
tuihuojiusuanle，haisuoyaojingjipeichang！
“lixiansheng，dajiadeshijiandouhenbaogui，zheixieyifujiujingzenmehuishi，nixinliyinggaibiwogengqingchu，meiqitashiqingdehua，wojiuhuiqule。”
linxiaolandeduofeikoushe，diaotoubianyaozou。
“niyaoshibujiwojiejue，wobaozhengnihuihouhui！”
lizhongdalegexiangzhi，dianneilikezouchulailianggebiaoxingdahan，yizuoyiyoulanzhulelinxiaodequlu。
“什么意思？”
“yaomedayingpeichang，yaomewozouniyidun，banibangle，liantongzheixielanyifu，mingtianyiqirengdaosushigongsidedamenkou。”
“你试试看。”
linxiaoshaoshaohuodonglexiajingu。
lianggebiaoxingdahanyiqidongshou，huiquanzaxianglinxiao。
砰！
linxiaotanchushuangshou，fenbiezhuazhutadeshouwan，mabuxiazha，yaobufali，qingsongbianbalianggebiaoxingdahanrengledishang，shundaizhexieletamendejianbang。
“这这这……”
lizhongdengdaleyanjing，lianshangmanshibukesiyi，zenmeyemeixiangdao，linxiaodezhandoulirucizhiqiang。
“woquannishouqizheidianxiaoxinsi，yaoshihaiganpengcisushi，worangnidexiachangbitamenhaiyaocan！”
linxiaoqiazhelizhongdebozi，yanzhongfengmangbilu。
“duibuqi！duibuqi！shiwobeizhuyoumenglexin，wobaozhengbuhuile！”
lizhonghedezhiduosuo，lianzhandouzhanbuwen。
“最好如此！”
linxiaolenghengyisheng，xiaosaliqu，zuochefanhuisujiabieshu。
jiuzailinxiaolikaihoubujiu，sushigongsi，zongjinglibangongshi。
suxuebingtangzaibangongyishang，jiangshuangtuiqiaozaibangongzhuoshang，lianshangdaizheyigudeyidexiaorong，henkuaijiubotongleyitongdianhua。
jiuzaiganggang，suxuebingcongsumingxuedetieshenmishuzuilidezhi，lantianfushiyaoqiutuihuopeichang，dansumingxuebutongyi，suoyiranglinxiaoqujiejuele。
“wei，shilantianfushifuzerenlizhongma？”
苏学兵问道。
“我是，你哪位？”
“woshisushigongsizongjinglisuxuebing，gangcaishibushiyougejiaolinxiaoderenquguo？”
“duibuqi，zhendeduibuqi，wobuhuisuoyaopeichangle。”
“yaoa！weishenmebuyao？nihaideshizidakaikou！”
“？？？”
“niyigongjinlewushiwandehuoduiba？jiashangwugongfei，wojinisuanbashiwan，zheibashiwanzanmenduibanfen！danruguoyourenwenqi，nibixuyikouyaosi，zheishilinxiaodegerenjueding！”