第3章 尿到一个帅蜀黍

sinianhou,yuewanwanbieshu。

sanzhiyouxiangyouruandemengbaozuoketingshafashang,pifubiniunaihaibai,yanjingbizhenzhuhailiang,naidebuyaobuyaode。

zhuoshangbaimanleshipinhewanju,yizhipanghuhudexiaoshoutoumomoshenguolaimoguoqu,buyihuierjiusouluolehaojiyanglingshisaijinhuaili。

laodaxinxinbainongzhediannaoshexiangtou,guandiaolemeiyan,lengzhexiaolianduizhengzaihaichihaihedelaosanyanyan:“yanyan,niyaojianfei。”

laosanyanyanshengdefendiaoyuzhuo,chunhongchibai,zhangdezuixiangyujin,tanchiyouchoumei,wenyanlianmangwuzhushexiangtou,yilianzaoshouzhongjidekelianbiaoqing:“dage,nibuaiwola。shangjingjingyaokaishoulianda……”

xiaojiahuotianlekoubingqilin,“erqie,cibingqilinbuhuizhangpangdewa。”

xinxinzuijiaoyichou:“sheishuode?”

“ergesuodeya,rezanglengsuo,woduocidianbingbingde,dudujiusuofeiqula。”yanyanzhabazheshuiwangwangdedayanjing,pengzhebingqilinshuangshouheshi,“gege,zhaijiyigebingqilin,baituobaituo。”

“nichideshibingqilinma?neishigegejinibeideheiguo。”laoersensendaizhehongkuangyanjing,moyangsiwen,xiashouquehaobuliuqingdihaoleyibadiditoudingdexiaojiujiu:“guaiyanyan,nizheibushipang,shimeimaozaipengzhang。”

yujingangbaxinglixiangshoushiwanxialou,jiujianyanyanchidebingqilinmanliandoushi,dunshimanlianheixian,“baobei,nizenmechidemanliandoushi?”

yanyanyilianzihao:“yinwei,baobaoshikaoliancifanda。”

sensenzhaixiayanjing,yibenzhengjing:“meicuo。liangouda,chideduo。”

“……”xinxinyigechengshou,shuaiqidetiaoxiashafa,baozhuyujindetui,lengbingbingdexiaolianduoleyimokunao:“mami,nihaishijiwoshenggemeimeiba。”

“mami,woyexiangyaopiaoniangdemeimeiya。”yanyancongergeshoulijiejiuchuzijidexiaojiujiu,jidongdeshuangyanfaguang:“jiangzhi,ergejiubuhuibiyanyanchuanfenfendequnqun,zhachouchoudexiaojiujiu……”

yujinfue:“nimensangejiugouwozhetengde,wogensheishengmeimeiqu?”

sanxiaozhiyikoutongsheng:“diedia。”

“nimendediedimaizaishenshanlaolin。”yujinyanjingyebuzhadihongxiaohai,“zaizhangdayidian,wojiudainimenqushangfen。”

xinxinhesensenhuxiangkanyiyan,mizhichenmo:mamiyoupianren!

“heng,mamihuaihuai。”yanyanjuezuiba,zuilidebingqilindunshibuxiangle,“nibusheng,wojiujijishengge。”

yujinlengleyixia,puchilele:“nizenmeshengabaobei?”

xiaojiahuobainongleyixiatoudingdexiaojiujiu,sikaodexiaobiaoqingrenzhenyougaoxiao,“woduociyidian,jiunengshengmeimeila。”

shuowan,youdengdengdengpaodaoxiaobingxiangqian,yangzhenaodaixingxingyan:“mami,suoyiduojiwonadianbingqilinciwa,woyaoshenghaoduohaoduomeimei,jiangzhi,ergejiuyouxindegongjurenla。”

xinxinhesensenlimawulian,hebaichididihuaqingjiexian。

yujinledishuaidaozaishafashang,duzidouxiaochoujinle:“yanyan,nikezhenshimamidekaixinguoa。”

“kaisenguo,shishenme?kuoyicima?”yanyanyilianmengdong,yujincouguoquzaitaruanhuhudeliandanshangkenleyikou,“shaochidianbaobei,xiaoxinwanshangyouniaochuang。”

kanzhesanbaotai,yujindexinliruanchengleyitanshui:

tazheibeizizuodezuizhengquedejueding,jiushidangchuliuxialehaizi。

dangniandeduotaiyao,taqishigenbenmeiyouhe。

zhishiyonglexiaoxiaodezhangyanfa,zaiyuweiweijidukonghuangdeqingxuxia,qingsongguoguan。

qianxialihunxieyihou,tajiubeiyuweiweiderenrengdaolehuangjiaoyewai,quanshenshangxiachuleyizhangzhipiaoshenmedoumeiyou,gengmeifalianxirenqiujiu,suoyihaiziyidumeinengbaozhu。

kejian,yuweiweidangnianshizhendexiangyaonongsitade。

xinghao,tayudaolelaoshi,gentaquleguowai。

zheiwuniansuiranchilehenduoku,danyekaifalewushujineng,haiyousangeruzhuruyudetiexinzaizaipeizhe,xiaoriziguodefengshengshuiqi。

至于害她的人……

zheiyicihuiguo,tayigedoubuhuifangguode。

yebansangeng,chiduolebingqilindeyanyanguoranbeiniaobiexing,kundeyanjingdouzhengbukaidexiaojiahuozaixinjiamilelu,mimidengdengkailexiaobieshudemen,zhaolaizhaoquzhaobujianmatong。

“ergesuo,bianbianheniaoniao,doushihuahuadefeiniao……”yanyanwuzhexiaoniaochongdaoyuanzilidehuacongbian,tuolekuzijiuxuxu。

飞流直下三千尺。

“wung……”yishengdiyademenhengxiangqi,jinjiezheyizhiguntangnianchoudedashouturanmaochulai,wozhulexiaojiahuoguangliuliudetui,hedeyanyanyigejiling,dunshiwawadaku,“wuwawa,youguia……ergepianren,xinjiazhendeyouguide……”

piankehou,yujinlinzhecaidaochongchulai,yibajiangyanyanloujinhuaili,chonghuacongdihouyisheng,“sheizaineiliguiguisuisuide,chulai!”

huaconglihaowudongjing,zhiyoufengshengxiaose。

yujinbayanyanhuzaishenhou,ranhoujinshendebokaihuacongkanleyiyan,dunshilengle。

tangzaihuaconglidenanrenbizheyanjinghunleguoqu,yizhangjunmeirushendelianjiafanzhejihutoumingdecangbai,yueguangxiahaifanshezheshuiguang,mofayeshiluluditiezaietoushang,chunsecangbairuzhi。

guanjianshi,fubuyunkaileyidatanxueji,

“huomingyu?”yujinjinghuchusheng:zheijiahuozenmehuishengengbanyechuxianzaitajiayuanzili,haishoulezheimezhongdeshang?

shenweidangjieyixueyuanzuichusedexuesheng,yujinzhixiaomuguangyisao,kuaisupanduanchuhuomingyushifubuzhongdao,youzaoyuguowailigongji,shixueguoduodaozhihunmi。

暂时死不了。

yujinxiangdaodangnianzheijiahuoduitazhongzhonglengkuwuqingdesuozuosuowei,xiaoliandunshichenlexialai,zhuanshenbaoqiyanyanjiuyaozou。

duoguanxianshikebushishenmemeide,yidebaoyuanyebushitadefengge。

ranghuomingyuzishengzimieba,fanzhengrenyebushitatongde。

sheizhi,kudejingerhoudeyanyanquebuganle,sihuobalazhetabufang:“mami,shushusenbingle,tongtongde,yaohuhucainenghao。”

yujinlengkujujue:“baobei,nizaizuomeng。guai,bishangyanjingshuiyijue,xinglaijiumeiyoushenmeguaishushule。”

“wuwawa,wobuxiaoxinniao……niaodaoshushule,tashibushizhongdule,yaoshile?”yanyanyiyanbuhejiukudejingtiandongdi,“jingchashushuyaolaizhuawole,kesuyanyanbushiguyideya……”

喻锦:“……”

yitaisanzhibao,weiheyanyanjiurucituchu?