002 男人不行,公鸡来凑

郝家老宅。

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ruoshipingchang,baijiaganlinshihuanqin,tazaojiuchushoubazheiyijiarenrenggonghaile。

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“baixiaojiexiaoxin。”haobufanwenroudeshuodao,youtitiedeyadishengyintixing:“baixiaojiebiejinzhang,woshushusuirantanglesannian,danhaishigelaoshuaige,zhishipifuyoudianbaieryi。”

“rujintaqibulai,suoyiwotihenijuxingyishi,yishibuduo,jiushichangjingyoudian...xiaoxiaodekongbu,nifangxin,zhiyaonibuxiangaitou,jiumeiguanxide。”

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她...

四目相对。

lingbingbingdalegehaqian,shenshouyoubalianzigaishangle。

她是真的困啊...

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“你你你...”

“bushi...zenmeshini...”haobufanzhenjingdekanzhemianqianxinniang。

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“bufan,zenmehuishi?”

“nainai...tatata...buxing...”haobufanyaoyadao,suiransinianletayemeihenvyouyoushizhixingdejinzhan,danzaitaxinli,tazaojiushitadenvrenle。

“shenme?”laotaitaimiansedabian。

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至于妻子...

tacongbujuede,zijiderenshenglixuyaonvren。

这个...

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她也想试试。

yunengyangyan,tayihoushibushidoubuyongdanxinyebanyouheiyanquanle?

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haolaofuren:“ni......”

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tayebuxianghairenjiaguniang,kexiaoerzita...

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“你...”

shuoshichineishikuai,jidaoyinguangchaozhetaxilai。。

啪——

laotaitaiyizheng,tulekouxue,qiyeshunle。

zhenglengshen,mianqianyijingduoleyibeichazhan。

“hedianshuishushukou。”yigeqinglengdenvshengzaitaerbianxiangqi。

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shuanleshuankou,guoranganjueshufuduole。

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“furen,nanrenbuxing,zanmenyonggongjibaitangyeshiyiyangde。”

haobufanzhendeshitaimojile!tajiuxiangzaodianjiehunshuijuezenmezheimenan!!

“ni......yuanyijiajiwoer?”

“嗯。”

“hao,hao,hao...”laotaitaijidongdeshoudouzaiduosuo。

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【guapi!wosibule!hahahaha——】

“suzhu,woshigua!bushigua!”naodaili,ganggangshuixingdexitongguagewaidushe:“suzhu,99jinicainengbusi,erxianzai,nizhiyou11ji。”

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