第一章
第一章
“nanxing，wodenver，nizhongyukenrenwole！”
“zhiyaonikenhuilai，shenmewodoujini，shenmewodoudayingni！”
“baduibuqini，gengduibuqinisiqudemama......”
wowozheshoujideshouzhiyinyonglierfanbai，shengyinqueyichangpingjing：“ba，bangwozhuxiaoxianzaizheigeshenfen，woyaobaituochijia。”
dianhuaneitouchenmolepianke，suijishizhandingjietiedechengnuo：“hao！zhixuyigexingqideshijian。”
“足够了。”
guaduandianhua，woshenxiyikouqi，tuikaileyanqianzheishanxuyanzhedebingfangmen。
kandaowojinlai，chixiuyanlimasongkaiqina，yanlishanguoyisihuangluan。
“老婆，你来了。”
tachaowoshenchushou，yuqilimanshizangbuzhudedeyiyujiangshang。
“恭喜你，老婆。”
“nitongguolewoduinidezhenxinkaoyan。”
wozhanzaiyuandi，mianwubiaoqingkanzheta。
“dangchu，woweilequni，aileyeyeyibaizhangjiagui。”
“yeyebenlaijiukuaisongkoule，dantazongshuonishibaomudenver，chushenshijing，yanjietaixiao，panishoubuzhuchijiadejiye。”
“suoyiwomencaishexiazheigeju，yaoquebaonizaiwobianchengzhiwuren、zaizuijuewangdeqingkuangxia，doubuhuibianmaichijiazichan，huisixintadidigenwoyibeizi。”
“xianzaikaoyanjieshule，womenkeyiyongyuanzaiyiqile，niyidingkaixinhuaileba！”
taxiaodeneimelisuodangran，fangfozaishishetiandadeenci。
wohuanhuantaiqiyan，muguangyueguota，luozaiqinagaogaolongqideyundushang，youyidaoduozaiqinashenhoudesansuixiaonanhailianshang。
“womenlihunba，chixiuyan。”
woshengyinbuda，danzuyirangzaichangmeiyigerentingqing。
chixiuyanlianshangdexiaorongshunjianninggu，suijizhuanweibukezhixindecuoeheyunnu。
“laopo，nihushuoshenme？”
takuaibuxiachuang，xiangyaozhuazhuwodeshou，beiwoceshenduokai。
“woaiderenyizhishini！nicaishipeiwoduguoyishengdeairen！”
tazhizheqinashenbiandenanhai，yuqijiqieyouhuangtang。
“nikanlele，taduokeaia，tayeshiwochijiadexuemai。”
“niyoushenmehaojieyide？xianzaizhijiewutongdangma，duohao，wokeshebudenishenghaizishouku。”
“zaishuole，nishengbuchulai，haibuxuwozhaorenshengma？”
wojianzhiyaobeitazheifan**deyanlunqixiaole，wobunengsheng？tachixiuyanhunmiwunian，wozenmesheng？
woxiaodeqiliang：“chiyanxiu，zhiwurenzhangfuhunmilewunian，danshiyouyigesansuierzi，jingchengdanfanshigerentingjian，douhuixiaodiaodayaba？”
“jinanxing！nibuyaobushitaiju！”
yizhimeishuohuadechilaoyezi，cikezhongyuzhuzheguaizhangzhanlechulai，duizhewopitougailianjiushiyidunxunchi。
“womenchijiakenrangnijinmen，yijingshitiandadeenhui！xiuyankaoyanni，shikandeqini！”
“yigenvren，zuizhongyaodeshidongdeyinrenheshuncong！”
qinabaozheshoubei，zhanzaiyipang，zuijiaoguazhedeyideweixiao。
tashenbiandeneigejiaoleledexiaonanhai，turanchongguolai，yongxiaoquantouyixiaxiadichuidawodetui。
“huainvren！niqiangwobaba！nishihuainvren！”
chilaoyezijianle，bunufanxiao：“aiyo，wodeguaisun，zhenyoujinger！xiangwomenchijiaderen！”
chixiuyanyegenzheluchulechongnidexiaorong，fangfoyanqianzheihuangdandeyimu，shiduomewenxindejiatingrichang。
tasihaobulihuiwoxianzaidenankanhelangbei。
woxindidezuihouyisiwendu，zaizheiyikechediximie。
womengditaishou，yibajiangneihaizituikai，lengxiaozhekanxiangchixiuyan：“nizheishishenmeyisi？xiangxuegudaiwangye，jiwotaigepingqijinmenma？”