【cuoziji:youcuoziaitewo，cuozimanbaijiageng】
【zuozhediyicixieshu，qingdianpen，buhuixiachangheduzheduixian，caidaodedudianyihoudouhuizhuyi】
【qianqizhibosuanming、tuinv、shagui，houqichengzehedirenduisha，zhengdaozhangsheng(feiwudiwen，jieyishenru)，qianqigaoxiaolveruo，baizhanghoukaishihengxingwuji，shafaguoduan，kanguankezixingtiaozhuan】
pingxingshijie，huaxia，nanhaishidalongsimenkou。
zhangyufuqichuanyuyudeshuodao：“zhongyudaole。”
shenpizisedaopaodezhangyufuzaidalongsimenkoupanxizuoxia，yishouchifuchen，lingwaiyigejianshangkangzheyifuqizi。
qizishangheranxiezhe：suanmingbuhuayuanwangqian，zhizhaozaishizhangshenxian。
zhangyufuyongshoujizhijiabaihaoshoujizhihoudakailedouyinzhibo，zheiyangzhaosidexingweishunjianjiuxiyinleyidabufenrenqianlaiweiguan。
【gongxisuzhuwancheng“dalongsimenkoubaitansuanming”chengjiu，jianglisuzhujineng：kanchuanyiqie】
suizhexitongdeshengyinxiangqi，zhangyufuyeshisongleyikouqi。
zhangyufushiconglanxingchuanyueguolaide，caiganggangchuanyueguolaiyigexingqijiujuexinglexitong，yesuanshisuduhenkuaidele。
danshizheixitongdeporenwu，juranyaoqiuzijishenpizisetianshipao，laidaodalongsimenkoutieliankaida！
douyinzhibokaiqizhihou，yi**renfenfendiankailezhangyufudezhibojian，xiangyaokanzhangyufudexiaohua。
“zheishiyigetiaoliangxiaochouba，zenmeganqudalongsimenkoubaitansuanmingde？”
“zuizhongyaodeshi，zheijiahuojuranganchuanzisetianshipao！zhendeshibuyaomingle，zheixiaziyicixingdezuilefodaoliangjia。”
“哗众取宠罢了。”
“wodutayaobuleshifenzhongjiuhuibeinianzou。”
“woduyibaolatiao，wufenzhongjiubeiganzou。”
“跟注！”
“…………”
danmushangchongchizheduizhangyufudechaofeng，quandoushiduiyuzhangyufubujingzhongfodaoliangjiadepipan。
guobuqiran，yigecongdalongsilizouchulaidenanzibenjiushihunluopo，zaikandaozhangyufuzhihougengshiqibudayichulai。
tanuqichongchongdejiuzoudaozhangyufudetanziqian，yijiaotifanlezhangyufudezhaopaiqizi。
“jiushiyinweinimenzheibangrenbuchengxinxinfo，focaibujiyuwohuikuide！”
kandaoneinanzichongshanglai，zhibojianderenshujuzeng。
“**，daqilaidaqilai！”
“wojiushuo，buhuichaoguowufenzhong，qianmianshuoshifenzhongdeneige，nishuwoyibaolatiaolea。”
“neixiaozikanshangquxipinenroude，jueduikangbuzhuzheigedageziyiquan。”
“zheiciwocaitanengkangxialiangquan，yougenzhudema？”
“…………”
shenzhiyoukanrenaobuxianshidade，zhijiezaizhangyufudezhibojianshualejigejianianhualaijizanrenqi！
zhangyufufuqizijishoulidezhaopai，kanxiangyanqiandegaodanianqingren。
【gaofan，jizijixihuandexiaohuazuoleshiniantiangou，qijianbujianduandejixiaohuahetadenanyoumensongzaodian，shangxingqibeixiaohuaxuanzhongjiepan，jiewangdaiyanghuoxiaohua，zaixiaohuaqiannanyouhuitouzhihouguoduanbeiti，xunsimihuodeqiushenbaifoxiangyaoxiaohuahuitou】
【gaofanyinzangshenfen：nanhaishijinxiujituandongshizhangliuluominjiandeerzi】
【jieshutiangouzhitidebanfa，gaosutaxiaohuaketa】
zhangyufubujinbumandebaizhenglezijideqizi，yifugaorenmoyangdeshuodao：“wocainigangcaijinsimiaoqushiwenyinyuan，neirenyinggaihenixiangshiyoushinianzhijiu，xianzaihenizaitongyisuodaxuedushu。”
yuanbenxiangyaofaxienuhuodegaofanyixiazitingxialeshoulidedongzuo，tajinzhangdekanxiangzhangyufudao：“dashinizenmezhidaode？”
zhangyufushifen**dezhilezhizijidezhaopai。
“gangcainijinsimiaoqu，fozenmeshuo？”zhangyufuxiaozhewendao。
“wochouzhonglexiaxiaqian，foquanwofangxia。”gaofantanxidao。
“keshidashi，zheimeduonian，buguanshisheizaitashenbianwodoubuzaihu，wodouhuifengyuwuzudequsongzaodian，meicitaqudataidoushiwopeizhe，tashenzhiyoudeshihouhuihewodadianhuarangwotingshengyin，tashiaiwodeduiba？”
tingdaogaofandehua，danmulizhijiezhakaile。
“wobenyiweifeiyangyangyijingtianxiawudile，meixiangdaoyourenbitahaiyongmeng，zheishisheidebujiang？！”
“xiyangyangniqingdian，meiyangyangshoubuledeya。”
“tiangoutiangou，tiandaozuihouyiyiwusuoyou。”
“woyuanyiweitabanyigetiangouzhiwangjiang，sheizanchengsheifandui？”
“………”
zhangyufuzaitingdaozheijiahuoqinkoubazheimeexindehuashuodeneimeshenqingdeshihou，xinliyeshiyouxieehan。
tiangouguoranshiyigeqitedequnti。
“dashi，forangwofangxiazhinian，keshiwojiushiwangbuleta！”gaofanhongzheyanjingshuodao。
zhangyufuzaizhenglileyixiaxinqingzhihoukaishilebiaoyan。
“zheimeduonian，niweitahualeduoshaoqian？”zhangyufuxiaomimidewendao。
“wojuedezhide！”gaofanbushuoduoshao，zuoleyigebiaozhundetiangou。
“nishibushijielewangdai，ranhouhaibudechi？”zhangyufuxiaoyigengnong。
gaofanjingyadewendao：“dashinizenmezhidao？”
tajiewangdaizheijianshidoumeihezijijialimianshuo，zhangyufushizenmezhidaode？
“laodi，nihaibumingbaima？ta……keniya。”
gaofanyanjingdengdadao：“dashi，shenmeyisi？”
“nixianzaibeitapianguanglecaichan，erqiewoqiazhiyisuan，nihetayemeiyouyinyuan，yaoshizaihetajiuchandehua，nidezhenzhengyinyuanjiuhuibeipohuaidiao。”zhangyufuqingshengdao。
zhangyufukanzheyilianbukezhixindegaofan，jixushuodao：“taburijianghuijinidailaixueguangzhizai，niyaoshizaibuchulidehua，pashiyaozuolaoya。”
zhangyufukankanertan，shuodehaoxiangzhenyouqishiyiyang。
huaxiarenshenmequandoutingbujinqu，danshitingdaoyourenkezijideshihou，huixingwudefeichangzhikuai。
gaofanbaoquandao：“dashi，wowule。”
zhangyufushenshoudao：“wubai。”
gaofanquezaicitifanlezhangyufudezhaopai，“nigegouzeiqiangqianni？”
gaofanxiaosazhuanshenliqu，genbenbuguanshenhouzhangyufudeyouyuanyanshen。
“puhahahaha，zheizhubohaocan。”
“yikaishiwoyiweineigemenershituo，danzheiyijiaorangwokandaolezhenshi，hahahaha。”
“zhubo，zheidounengren，zhaonisuanmingbujiqian，yaowoshini，wozhuishangqujiujitayigedabidou。”
“zhichizhubodahuiqudekou1，buzhichidekouyanzhuzi。”
“…………”
zhangyufuwunaidezaicibazijidezhaopaifuqilai。
ranhoutaduizhezhibojianshuodao：“xiongdimena，meiyoukandaowodezhaopaima，wokeshizhangshenxian，dezuishenxianshimeiyouhaoguozichidi，mingtiantajiuhuiguaiguaidehuilaizhaowole。”
zhangyufuweishenmehuiyouzheigezixin？
yinweitadexitongjiujiaozuo【suanmingbujiqian，yinguozijibeixitong】。
找他算命不给钱？
不存在的好不好！
“xing！womenmingtianzailaikankan。”
“hahaha，zheigewonangzhuboyouyisi，guanzhule。”
“…………”