第3章 天生废物(3167字)

jiazugaocengdouzhidao,duanlaoyezizuochuzheiyangdejuedingshiruhedejiannan,duanlaoyezixingzishifendegaoao,yibeizicongbuqiuren,zheicijingranweileduanfeng,caihouzhelianpiquqiushushinianbuxiangwangdeyidisenbada。

dangnianduanlaoyeziwurenzaibadunchengyijiejinlan,chengweibadunchengdeyiduanjiahua,danshizaiyicimaoxianzhong,yinweiduanlaoyeziyigecuowudepanduan,daozhixiongdiwurensanrendangchangcansi,duanlaoyezihesenbadazhongshangerhui,duanlaoyeziduicishiyizhiwufawanghuai,senbadayeduiduanlaoyezipoyouyuanyan,zicixiongdiliangrenlaosibuxiangwanglai。

xianzaizheigedangniandeyidi,naishidiguoshuyishuerdehunshi,benshenshiligengshishenbukece,wulunshizaihuangcheng,haishizaizhenggediguoshengmingyishiwuliang。

duanlaoyeziqiangyanhuanxiao,“nizheishiganshenme,zheishifengerweiyidechulu,wozheizhanglaoliannandaobiwosunerdeminghaiyaozhongyaoma!”

diertian,duanlaoyezikuaimajiabianqulelieyanhuangcheng。

duanlaoyezicijugengshirangduantiannuhuogongxin,pingshenmejiazudeyigefeiwu,tajiuruciyongxin,erzijizheigetangtangdejiazujichengren,quebeirenzaiyibian,duanlaoyezilikaizhihou,duantianyitiaodujiyongshangxintou。

duanfengsuxingzhihou,shihaizhizhongduoleyikeliangzisedexingchenheyiduanxuanaodefajue——bashe,zheiyangduanfengxiangqizijichuanyuezhishineishibadianliangzisedexingguang,danshisoubianshihaidemeiyigejiaoluo,yezhaobudaoqitadexingchenyinzangzhichu,gengbuyaoshuokaiqixiayikexingchendefangfa。

basheyituoyuqianshijiuzhoudadishibacengdiyuzhibashediyu。

bashediyu:tiaobolijian、feibangtaren、youzuihuashe、qiaoyanxiangbian、shuohuangpianren,sihoubeidarubashediyu。xingfa:youguichabaikaishouxingzhedezui,yongtieqianjiazhushetou,manmanlazhang,shengshengbaxia。

erbashegengshipaokairoushenzhijiegongjilinghundezhaoshu,shizhisangshiyuyanheweijuedenengli。

zheiyangdezhaoshizaizheigeshijiewuyishishifennitiandezhaoshi,danshizuirangduanfengwunaideshizheizhaoyituodeshiqiangdadeshenhunhehuowudejilian,caihuitishengweili,suiranzheiliangdianduiyuduanfenglaishuoyebushishenmewenti。

danshizaizheigeshijie,tuolilezhanwen,zhongjiutaobuguoyipeihuangtu。

bangeyueyilai,duanfengchengtianbazijiguanzaiwuzilimianbukenjianren,bashezhanjiwangmeizhikedexiaoguorangduanfengshengbuqibandianxingzhi,duanlaoyezibuxiangduanfengyizhixiaochen,liquzhishicenglaikuanweiduanfeng,jianghoutianzhanwenshuodeshenhuqishen。

danshiduanlaoyeziquebuzhidao,zheijinianzhanwenzhilibuduanjianruo,duanfengzaoyijingjiangbadunchengkeyizhaodaodeziliao,yanduleshubian,jianshizhiguangshenzhibuzaiduanlaoyezizhixia。

napaduanlaoyezizhendeqinglaihunshiyouzenmeyang,xianbushuoneididekepadechenggonglv,napachenggongle,rennitianzongqicaiyewufajiezhuzhanwendeliliang,zhinengfahuibenshenyibandeshili,zuizhuyaodehoutianzhanwenyongyuanmeiyoupandengshengyudekeneng。

shengyuzhixiajinjielouyi,muchouwuwang,dadaowuyuan,jiangduanfengdexiwangchedidasui,zheiyeshiduanfengzanshifengbizijideyuanyinzhiyi。

kanzhetuifeideduanfeng,jinjinbangeyue,duanzhangqingwuheideqingsichouchengmantoudebaifa。

zheiyitian,duanfengyirujiwangdejiangzijiguanzaifangjianlimian,zijikongyouyidaduimijiquewufaxiulian,jiurutongyigecaimizuoyongyizuojinshanquewufaquemeiyoudifangshiyongyiyang。

zhengdangduanfengchensideshihou,turanmenwaichuanlaileqiaodadeshengyin。

shiyourenzaiqiaomen,danshishengyinhenda,shiyongjiaozaiti。

“wei,duanfeng,zenmejiaolezheimejiunidoubukaimen,feiyaowoyongtide!”

menkouchuxianleyigeshenchuandanqingsejinduanzhangpao,liandanbaixi,murushenyexingchendenvzi,nianlingyezaishiwuliusuizuoyou。

zheigenvzichuandehenhuagui,shuohuayehenbukeqi,danshiduanfengqueshizhidao,tajiaoyulan,duantianzhimumafurendetieshenbinv,shimafurenniangjiadaiguolaideren,gengshimafurendeqinxin。

nenggouchengweishaofurendetieshenshinv,ziranyouyidianxiaocongming,zirenweigaorenyideng。

pingshizhangshiqiren,zuoweizuofudeshiqingyemeiyoushaozuo,ruoshiwangchangyulanyebuganzhihuqiming,danshizicongduanfengdeshenqizhitichuankaizhihou,yigeshinvdoububaduanfengfangzaiyanli,jiulianzheigeyuedeliqiandougankekou,yongyulandehuashuo,zaowanyaoshanghuoxingjiaderen,patazuoshen。

“niyoushenmeshi?”duanfengkaimenzhihou,yijiuhuizuodaozijideyizishang,naqishu,yebukanzheigebinv。

yulankanlekanwuzilimianranshaodemutan,yinweizhiliangbuhao,youyiguweidao,haiyouyanxunyanjing,buyoubiyideqiaoleqiaozui。

“shaoyejintianyaoquwanrengedingzuoyibabaojian,shenmeyangdebaojianzuihao,shaoyejiaowolaiwenwenni,wei,nizaitingmeiyou?”kanjianduanfengzuohuizhuozibian,naqishufankan,yulannaonudeshuo。

“shenme?”duanfengmeimaoyizhou,xueyongdaolelianshang,shuangquanweiweiwojin,nayanjingkanzhezheigeyulan,zheiduantianshenmexinsi,duanfengzaiqingchubuguo,xiangjiejixiuruziji,jiezijideshangba。

zaiduanjia,shilimeiyouqixingjiumeiyouzigeyongyouzijidebingren,xianzaideduanfengwuyisangshilezheigezige。

yulanyekanjianleduanfenglianshangdexueqishangyong,shuangquanweiwodeyangzi,budanmeiyoushoulian,fanershigaogaodeyangqilexiaba,luchuleyifu“jiusuannishishaoye,danwojiuzheiyangduini,ninengbawozenmeyang?nilaiyaowoa!”debiaoqinglai。

“shenmejian?”duanfengyishunjiandenaonuguohou,shenshenxileyikouqi,pingxilexialai,shuangquanqingqingsongkai,yuqizhuanweipingjing。

“guoranmeiyouyong,tiancai?**haichabuduo!”yulankanjianduanfengrenlexialai,xinlidiguyiju,“shuangshoujian,zuihaoheshaoyedegonglipipei!”

“shuangshoujian?”duanfengsisuozhe:“xianzaiduantiandeshilizaiqixingzuoyou,xuelangzhanwen!yinhenjiaozha!yinailizhucheng!”

“zheigeshijiemeiyoudao,danrenshanpikan,heng,jiranrucijiuyongwokoudewushidaoba!yiduantianyinhenjiaozhadexingziqueyehewushidaoshifenpipei,zuizhuyaodeshizheigeduantianhewokouyiyangrangduanfengyane。”duanfengchouchuyizhangbaizhilai,chengchengchengshubi,xizhangyinhendewokoudaoyueranyuzhishang。

“zheishishenme?”yulanjianzhishangneibajianguaiyidemoyang,xiandeshifenchoulou,dangxianuhe。

“niyigexiaren,wenzheimeduoganshenme?”duanfenglenglengdao:“songguoqujiushile。”

“ni!”yulankanjianduanfengshuotabudongjianshideyanguang,shouzhideguanjieguguxiangleliangxia,beihouliuluchuyimodanlansedeguangmang,xianshichubucuodeshili,tongshi,talinglidemuguangkanleguoqu。

xianran,zheigeyulanshishuishuxingdezhanwen,erqieshilibucuo。

“zheigeduanfengxianzaishouwufujizhili,queweishenmebupa?neixiexiarensiwugedoubushiwodeduishou,pingshikandaowolianhuadoubuganshuo,zheigeduanfengsuiranshigeshaoye,quefeiduanjiaxuemai,youshishenqizhiti,chizaoyaoshanghuoxingjia,qifutazuiduoshoudianzechi,shuobudingfurenhaihuijiangshangwo,kuangqiewozuijinshilizaizuotupo,jintianbianjitadianyanseqiaoqiao,bushangtajingubianshile……”

yulanmuluxiongguang,xiangqianzouleliangbu,jiazhuangqujieduanfengdezhi,danshixinliquepansuanzhe,zaijiedeshihou,yongqiaomiaodeshoufa,bingfengtadeyoushou,jiaotatongkujitian。

“niduiwodongshou,nandaobupazuguichuzhi!”jiuzaiyulanjubudeshihou,duanfengturanshuohuale,shengsejuli,“zuguijielv,wunifanshang,keshiyaotiaoduanjiaojin,zhuchujiazu,nibuyaoziwu!”

duanfengzheituruqilaideshengsejuli,hedeyulanhunshenyigeduosuo。

“sheiyaoduinidongshoule,woshinazhi,nishishaoye,womenzuoxiarenzenmeganshengnideqi。”yulantuihouyibu,shoubeishenzhang,naguozhi,zhuanshenzoulechuqu。

“heng,yigefeiwuhaikanshu,nandaohaizhendeyiweizijikeyipingcihuodejueweima?kongpashuhaimeiyoukanwan,jiuyijingshanghuoxingjiale!”

yulanzouchufangjianzhishi,zuilizhouma。tagangcaidequeshibeiduanfenghedaole,danshixinliqueyouzenmehuichengren?

“heng!jianbi!”yulandishengdedigu,zenmenengtaodechuduanfengdeerduo。

buguoyulandehuaquechudongleduanfengdexinxian,zijixiangyaoweimubaochou,napatianzihaizai,danpingyirenyiliyejihumeiyoukeneng。

zhiyaonenggouyongyoujuewei,bujinkeyiguangmingzhengdadejizanzijililiang,haikeyijiezhuhuangjiadeliliangtanchaxiaoxi。kuangqiepingzijideyirongzhifa,xiangxinmeiyouyigerenkeyirendechuziji,zhidaocikeduanfengcailuchujinianlaidiyisixiaorong。

“dadaowuyuan,nengbaomuchouzuyi!”

yaoxianghuodejuewei,yizhongshijungong,lingwaiyizhongbianshitongguoguizuyinjian,xiangdiguofengxianyidingshuedejinbihuanqujuewei。

buguoguizuyinjian,yaojingtonglvfa,dongdeweiguanzhidao,buguozheixiequenanbuzhuduanfeng,jinianlaisuodudeshu,shuoyouwanjuanyebuweiguo,zaijiashangqianshidejiyi,zheixiehaibushoudaoqinlai,xianzaizhixuxiangbanfahuodehailiangcaifujike。

yidannadinglezhuyi,duanfengshenshangtuifeideqixiyeyisaoerkong,zhenggerenfangfozhongxinhuanfashengji,shunianqiandezixinyezhongxinhuidaoduanfengdeshenshang。

duanfengjuedehaishixianqukankanzijidefuqin,xiangbifuqinbuhuibizijihaodaoneiliqu。

dangduanfenglaidaofuqindeyuanluozhiwaishi,quebeigaozhifuqinqulejiazudedianpu。

duanfengyibianzou,yibianzhenzhuoshuoci,chongerbuwenbeihoudezhizhidiandian。

turanduanfengbeihouchuanlaiyizhenhuhesheng,jiazazhejiaomadesiming。

duanfengyetingjianlezheigeshengyin,lianmanghuiguoshenlai,zhoulezhoumeitou,huitoukanqu。

jiuzaizheishi,shenhoujipijiaomayijingchongleguolai,jiaomashangshiyigedaimao,shenchuanqingjia,dabandeyoujifenweiwuzhisedegongzige,haiyoujigechuanchouduanlingluodegenban。

zheijigerenqishuhenshijingzhan,yiluzongmaguolai,hengchongzhizhuang,qishixiongxiong,queshimeiyouzhuangdaorenheshiwu。

duanfengyiyanjiurenchulaile,zheijigerenzhengshiduantianhetadegenban。