cihuayichu，danmushunjianfeitengle。
[wokaowokao！neishibushixiazhoujiunengkandaowoluzhaonanshenle？！aaayizhenggeqidaizhu！]
[shenmeshenme？wonanshennvshenyaohetile！shibushixiazhoujiuguanxuan？]
[jiumeirenqidaineigewumingshima？shuoshihuawoyoudianxiangkankanzhangshenmeyang。]
[bushiwoshuoloushang，nikanzheijieneifubianmidebiaoqing，qingbuqingdelaidoushuobudingni，kuangqietahaibarenlaheile，jiudengzhetaxiaqidanggebeijingbanbahahaha。]
[youyishuoyi，ruguobushiwojiarourou，woliankandoubuxiangkanzheijieyiyan，yebuzhidaotazenmeshangdezheijiemu，buhuiyoushibeihoujinzhufaliba？]
[loushangfenxidezaili，yeshuobudingzheigewumingshijiushizhiqianneiweibaochulaidejinzhuni，zheijienadanxindeshitachengbuchenggong，yagenjiushitagenbenqingbuqi，hahahahaha。]
[kuaibieshuole，xiangxiangdoutizheijiejuedeganga。]
……
daihuatiyebuwangcuewoyixia，woyouxiewuyuningye。
wojiaxiaoleyixia，biaoqingjiangyingdebuxianghua：“wojinliang。”
zheiduanxiaochaquhou，shengxiadeyouxihuanjieyezhaochangjinxingxiaqu。
zhishizhongjianwoshichangzoushen，beizhuchirentixinglehaojici。
zhidaojiemujieshu，wocairuhuodashebancanghuangbenxianghuazhuangshi，xiexiayishenpibei。
buliaoningjiequeniezheshoujishenqingyansudizouleguolai，yuqijibukenai：“nanjia，kuaikanweibo。”
04.
wotaochushouji，youxiehaoqididakaiweibo。
meixiangdaoyoulianggecitiaohenhenzhanjulehuatibangdiyidier。
yitiaoshi：#guruorouluzhaoguanxuan#
lingyitiaozeshiqianbujiugangbeiyaxiaquderesoucitiao：#nanjiabeihoujinzhu#
qishizheigecitiaowoyidujuedemomingqimiao，neitianwobuguojiushihejiarenchileyidunfan，linchumenshiqiahaobeipaidao，yushibianyoulewobeihouyoujinzhuzheiyiresou。
ningjieyidubeiqidaohunjue，yalesantiancaiyaxialai，meixiangdaozheishiyoushanglaile。
wodianjinquyikan，yuanlaishiyourenbaganggangzhiboshangwodadianhuadeneigepianduanjinxinglejianji，bingpeiwen：【nanjiabeihoujinzhupuguang，pabaoluguoduocanzaolahei】
youyushipinjianjijishugaochao，jiashangyingxiaohaoneiyijialuanzhendejieshuo，bushaowangyoufenfenliuyan：
[shanggejiemuzhaolaiyishenhei，zheijiebukuishixianghuoxiangfengle。]
[bushiwoshuo，wojiuxiangkankanmingtianzaijiemushangnanjiazenmechuchou，zhuchirenyeshizhendeyong，yitiaojiutiaolegedade。]
[huashuozheishengyinzhendehaoxiangfuyanci，keshikanzhiqianpuguangdezhaopianbushigeyouaiyoupangdelaotouma，mofeizheijieshifuyancidemozhengfensi？]
[loushangde，wochenggongbeinidouxiaolehahahaha……]
[damie！chaoredubiedaiwomenjiadalao，sanxiannvxinghaixianggaopanwomentaiziyema，zuoshenmemengni？]
[jiushijiushi，xiangjinhaomenxiangfengleba？yaobushidalaobuzenmeguanzhuyulequan，zheijiebudefenfenzhongbeifengshaa？]
……
wobeizheiqunchiguawangyoudepinglunjidouxiaole。
shuowobeihouyoujinzhuyejiubale，nandaozhendelianfuyancideshengyindoutingbuchulaima？
zhuchirentiaodeneigeheisetouxiangmeiyoubeizhude，jiushifuyancibeiwowangjilaheideweixinxiaohaoa。
sangeyueqian，tawangjiguanchuang，daozhiwomenyiqiyangdexiaomaoyiwaizhuilou，woweicishangxinlehaojiu。
ketaquesibuchengren，qidewotiqixinglixiangbianbanlechuqu，shundaibatayelaheile。
qijiantajiwodalewushugedianhua，songlewushuliwu，lailewushuciwodegongyudoubeiwoyiyijujue，yizhichixudaojintian。
ruguobushijintianzheichangyouxi，wohaizhenchadianwangletahaiyougexiaohao，woxianggumozhetayewangjile。
xiaoshuo《zongyiyouxi：wobiaobailezhendalao》di4zhangshidujieshu。