第2章

siyaozaimoshimopagundazheimeduonian,yiqunsangshiweizheta,tadoubuhaipa,genghekuangshiyizhishizi。

siyaolengzheyizhanglian,taiqibazhangzhijieshuailetayibazhang。

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turan,siyaoyizheng,ruoyousuosidikanzhezijirujin**deshuangshou。

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“meiyoushuiyenenghexuehuoyiduanshijian。”

司遥喃喃自语。

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emmm,youdianzimaitai。

这狮子不太爱干净。

siyaomuguangsaoguoshizidebojing,xianzaizheigeshizizaihunmizhong,yebuzhidaonengbunengzhaogeshitou,bazheigeshizijiduole。

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siyaoduixingwangshangdexiaoxihaowusuojue,tazaifaxianmeidongxigeneizhishiziderouhou,jiuguoduanfangqileta,dasuanzhaozhaokannengbunengchulezheihuangmo。

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shunjiantounaoqingxingleguolai。

kanzhezhouweiyijinggenxiquandouhuaisidekumu,taishoumoxiangzuibianjideneigekushuzhi,bishangyanjing,sihunengtingjiantamenzaikuqi。

zhiyewenlizaitadenaohaizhonghuijuchengyifulvsedetuhua,chanzaigenxideshiyituanyouyituanqiheidewuqi,jihuyaobagenxiquandoubaoweizhu。

siyaochangshizhediaodongtashentilidelvse,yidianyidiandikaojinneituanheiwu,baoguozhuyikuaiheiwu,diuchulezhiwutiwai。

rucizheiban,changshileshilaibian,tasihunengganjuedaoshuzhishangdeshengjile。

siyaobishangyanjing,suoxingzhijiebayizhenggeshuzhiquandoubaoguozhu,changshizhebazhiyashangdeheidianquandouquzhuchuqu。

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siyaokanzheshouzhongdepingguoshumiaoyidiandianzhangda,yihuodikaikouwenta,“nizheiyangchi,huibuhuiyouxietaiduole?niquedinghainengchima?”

neigenaijijidedagesheng,turantingzhu,chuanguolaiyishenggengweijiandingdexiaonaiyin,“neng!”

“嗝!”