siyaoduixingwangshangdeshiqingsihaobujue，dianzhejiaomolemoshizixiganjingledemaorongrongdetou，kuajiangdao，“guaibaobao。”
shiziwangqiangonglegongtadeshou，ranhouzoudaotamianqian，fuxiashenzi，shiyitazuoshanglai。
siyaokanzhetadedongzuoyouxiechayi，youxiechiyidiwenta，“shiyaowozuoshangquma？”
shizikanzheta，qingshenghouleyiju，“ao！”
siyaomeiyanwanwanqingxiaozhecezuozaishizideshenshang，molemotadebozi，“guaibaobao。”
「tachuanzhebaiqunzizuozaiyuanshuaishenshang，meidehaoxiangyifuhua。wuzuitongku.jpg」
「zoulezoule，kuaikuaikuai，shexiangtougenshang！」
「doubangexiaoshile，@lianbang**nimenhuihaimeikaiwanna？」
「chulechule，chugonggaole！」
「@lianbang**：guanyujinqiwenxiaoyuanshuaibushixiaoxifeifeiyangyang，eyimohei**xingxiang，sunhailianbangxingxiang。duici**zhengzhongshenmingruxia：
1.wenxiaoyuanshuaishentiqingkuangwanquanshushi，bucunzaizaojia。houfutuwenxiaoyuanshuaishentijianchabaogao、jingshenlibaodongjianchabaogao、zhiwumianyibaogao。
2.guanyuchuxianzaiwenxiaoyuanshuaizhibozhongdemoshengnvzi，jingjiancebingbucunzaigaishengmingtizhanghu，shuyulianbangheihu，danyouyuqishenfenweizhongzhishi，mianchuxingzhengchufa，**huichixuguanzhuqidongtai，ruyouxuyao，**huidiyishijianshishiyuanzhu。
3.gebieyingxiaohaoliyongxingwang，yibushixinxi“boyanqiu”、“yinliuliang”，siyimoheilacailianbang**，wudaobuzhiqingxingmin，**jiangduiqijinxinggongsu。
4.guanyuneiweizhongzhishidezhiwuwenti，lianbangjinglingyanjiuyuanyitouruyanjiu，xiangxinbujiudejianglai，pingguohuiduanshangxingminmendecanzhuo。
lianbangganxiedajiayizhiyilaidezhichihexinren，yexiangxinyaoyanzhiyuzhizhe。jianjue**eyizaoyao、moheilianbangdebeiliexingwei，bingbaoliuzhuijiufalvzerendequanli。」
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「通篇都是敷衍！」
「yigeheihushizenmechuanguoneimeduojunduidezhushou，chuangjinhuangxingde？meiyouhuopihangxiandefeichuanzenmenengluodihuangxing，lailailai，@lianbang**niyaoburanshuoyisheng，wohaitingxiangquhuangxingyiriyoude。wodemuyushiwuyu.jpg」
「yuanshuaiduirenhezhiwudoumianyi，jiuzhiduitayouganjueshiba？nizheihuashuodenizijixinma？zhizhidiandian.jpg」
「xingle，wodeguzaoxiaoshuoyoudaicanle，bazongduinvrendouguomin，zhiduinvzhubuguomin，wojiudangshi**daitouketangle_(:з」∠)_。」
「bieshuo，haitinghaokede，jiushiyuanshuaibieyizhinazheshouxingfanshajiuhaole。wozongganjuezhongzhishizaidaiwa。chenmodianyan.jpg」
「wohengshushuibuzhe，zixikanlebanye，caicongzifenglikanchuzilai，manbendouxiezhelianggezi，“fuyan”！」
「haole，woyijingdaolianbangzhuxing**menkoulahengfule。mizhiweixiao.jpg」
「xiongdi，dengdengwo，womashangjiudayinhaole！！dengwowufenzhong，womashangjiudao！」
neibiannaodefengshengshuiqi，danhuangxingzheiliqueshiyipiansuiyuejinghao。
siyaonazheyigezhangmanleshuyedezhiganfangzaitoushangzhezhetaiyang。
qishixingjideshamobingbure，jihumeishenmeyangguang，danzheigeshenzishizaishiguoyucuiruolexie。
zhishailebudaobantian，xuebaidejifujiuyijingfanhongle。
siyaokaozaishizidebeishang，beitawenwendangdangdituohuizhiqiantalikaideneigexingjifeichuan。
pingpingyouxiejingqidifeilejinqu，kanzhemianqianjingzhidaofanguangdexingjifeichuan，shenchuxiaoshou，momoanniu，momodengguang，momoyizi，momobangdai，shenzhihaimolemolajitong。
meiyouyichutabuxinqidedifang。
siyaoqingxiaozhekanzhepingpingshangshangxiaxiazuozuoyouyoudifeilaifeiqu，daoshisihaomeixiangguozuzhi，yizhidengzhetabazhenggefeichuandoumosuoleyibiancairangyizhigenzaihoumiandepingguoshujiujinzhaodifangzhagen。
pingpingjianzhurenzuoxiahou，youshandongzhechibangfeichuqu，baxiapingguoshushangjiedezuipiaoliangdeneikeguozi，shuangshoupengzheyigebizijihaidadeyikehongtongtongdepingguo，yinyinqieqiediangzhexiaoliankanxiangzhuren。
siyaojieguotadiguolaideguozi，xiaozhemolemotadetoufa，qingqingwenlexiataneizhangfen**nendexiaolian，yuefajuedexiaopingguoshujinglingdekeai。
pingpingdelianshunjiancongmianpangshanghongdaoleerhougen，youxiehaixiudibeiguoshenqu。
aaaa，zhurenqinpingpingle，zhurenxihuanpingping〃∀〃！！！
shizizaihoumiankanzhezheiyimu，yuanbenjiuyouxiehunhuneedenaozi，nandediliqingchuleguanxi。
zhaipingguo—diguoqu—qinyikou。
shizishuaileshuaishenshangdezongmao，maizhejiaojiandibufazoudaofeichuanmenkou，yikouyaoxialeyidakuaidaizhepingguodezhiye，xingchongchongdipaodaosiyaomianqian，fangxia。
qidaidikanzhesiyao，“ao～”
siyaozhalezhadayanjing，turanganjuedaobuhao。
guoran，xiayimiaopingpingdekushengzaicixiangqi，“yingyingyingyingying！！！”wodepingguoshu！meile！meileyidaban！haotonghaotonghaotong！！！
wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwux﹏x！！！
huaishizi！choushizi！daidudeshizi！
siyaolianmangbaozhukuchenggeleirendexiaojingling。
zhiqiandexiaojinglingkuledoushileishengdayudianxiao，tahaiyiweixiaojinglingmeiyouleixian，zhihuiganaojishengni？
doulidaxiaodeyanleishunzhepingpingyuanyuandedayanjing，yikeyikedigunluoxialai，weiqudibudele。
buyihuijiubazijidehuabanqunziquanjinmanleyanlei。
pingpingyuanbenyaoshoulediandekusheng，beisiyaobaoruhuaizhonghou，gengjiayubabuneng，zhenggexiaojinglingdouwangsiyaohuailigongjinqu，biankubianhaozhe，“yingyingying！yingyingyingying！”
bazheigechoushizidiuchuqu！huai！shizihuai！taqifupingping！pingpingdepingguoshu！haotenghaotenghaoteng！
siyaoqishiyouxiehaoqi，zheigexiaojinglingdetongganshiheyuanshengshuxiangliandema？
neizenmehuichengdelushang，xiaojinglingzhaixiayigenfenzhijitazhetaiyangdeshihoukanqilaiwanquanmeiyoutengdeganjue？
“pingping，nishijuedehentengma？”
pingpingbeiyanleiyezhu，xiaoshoucadiaolianshangdeleizhu，luchufenhuhuroudududexiaoliandan，kanxiangsiyao，chiyileyixia，haishishihuashishuo，“yingyingying。”
buteng，danpingpingxinteng。pingpingyangdeneimehaodepingguoshu，jiuyixiazi，jiumeileyidaban。
pingpingnulidizhangkaishuangbei，mofangzhezijidaodimeileduodadezhiguan，danxiaojinglingshizaitaixiao，bihuabantianyemeiyouduoda。