第5章

看兵法干什么!

buzhidaobingzheguidaoyema,wanbingfade,xindouzang!

suoyiduodudubingshuyouhaochu。

linluobazhenzikangdedanaodaituilehuiqu,yilianxianqi。

“nizuotianwanshangmeixitoua,naodaiyousile。”

“zuotianwanshangxide,zaoshangyouyoulema?”

yishuotatouyou,zhenzikangdunshibanaodaisuolehuiqu,haiyongshouhaolehaotoufa。

不油啊!

林洛你又忽悠我!

zhenzikanghaixiangshuoshenme,quejianlinluorenzhendekanqishulai,wunaidepadaozhuoshang,kanxiaoshuoqule。

bingzhe,guozhidashi,sishengzhidi,cunwangzhidao,bukebuchaye!

yibensunzibingfa,linluozhikanleshilaifenzhongjiuquanjizhule。

buguobingfazheizhongdongxi,bushishuojizhulejiunengyongle。

yougechengyujiaozhishangtanbing,bingfabeideduo,buhuiyongyiyangwandan!

suoyizheidongxixuyaoduodongnaozi。

linluofangxiashu,kanleyanlaodengxitong。

“laodeng,nihaibushuarenwua?”

zheici,bantoumingdeliaotiankuanglizhongyuchuxianlexindezitiao。

【niweilezaorihuidaodaqiannitiangaiming,feijinjianxinhuodelanxinghukou,kekuxuexilanxingwenzi,zhongyukaorulanxingxuefu,dangwuzhijishixuexilanxingdexianjinzhishiwenhua!】

【renwu:baifangmingshi,huodemingshiderenzhenzhidian,jiangli:dalijingangzhang】

linluomosuozhezijixiaba,xianrulechensi。

genjuneilaodengchuanyuezhedechuanyuejingli,haiyouxitongjidejiangli,youshibabuganchan,youshidalijingangzhangde。

keyidezhi,zheiqianxinghenbutaiping。

yihouyaoshinengchuanyuequqianxing,bixuxiaoxinjinshen,kebunengyingoulifanchuan。

cishi,yingyulaoshi,jiushineigehenrenhouguifen,qiaqiaonazheyingyushuyijiyiluoshijuancongjiaoshiwaizoulejinlai!

铃铃铃——

bansuizhehouguifenzoushangjiangtai,shangke**yezhunshidexiangleqilai。

houguifenjiangshijuanfangdaolejiangtaishang,kanzhexiamianyijingmianlukusedetongxuemenshuodao。

“tongxuemen,jintianshangwudeqianliangjieke,zanmenzuogemonijuan,zhongjianjiubuxiakele,kaowanjiuduidaan,dangchangjiangti。”

台下顿时哀声一片。

“aiyashenmeaiya,kankannimendeyingyuchengji,pingshibuduolian,denggaokaoyihouzailianma!”

“到时候就晚了!”

yingyulaoshishuohuajian,shuliandebazaojiufenhaodejitashijuanfajilediyizhuodetongxue。

diyizhuodetongxuenalezijideshijuan,ranhouyiciwanghouchuan。

shijuanhenkuaijiudaolelinluozheili。

linluonalezijideshijuan,jiangshengyudeshijuanchuanjihoupai。

“娇娇姐~”

zuolinluoqianzhuodezhenzikangturanzhuanguoshen,yilianniwaidehanchujiaojiao。

chujiaojiaodunshihunshenyijiling,jipigedadouqilaile。

“aya,nihaoexina~”

楚娇娇嫌弃的说道。

林洛也差点吐了。

zhenzikang,wozhenxiangjinipaixialai,yihounihunlideshihoufangzheiduan,kendinghenzhalie!

“嘿嘿嘿!”

zhenzikangyijiuyilianchanmei,“yihuierjiukaonilea!baituobaituo!”

chujiaojiaokantazheifumoyang,zhifanbaiyan。

“woyingyuyebuhaode,nihaishiziqiuduofuba。”

chujiaojiaoshuowan,waitoukanxianglinluo。

qiguai,wangchangyudaokaoshi,zijitongzhuosuiranbushizhenzikangzheifuzuilian,danyehuixiaoxiaohuiluzijiyixia,zenmejintianyidianfanyingdoumeiyou?

quejianlinluoyijingnazhebizaijuanzishangshuashuashuadexieleqilai。

假的吧!

chujiaojiaozhazhadayanjing,coujinlinluo,xiangkankanzheijiahuozaigaoshenmegui。

yingyukaoshi,zuiduodejiushixuanzeti。

linluoshuashuashuadetianzheabcd,chujiaojiaokandezhifanbaiyan。

zheijiahuoxianzailianchaodoulandechaoa!

buguoyedui,zheijiushixunchangdeketangceyan,chaobuchaodequeshiwusuowei。

“haole,suoyourenzhuajindati,renzhenzuozijide!”

houguifenjiansuoyourendounadaoleshijuan,suijizhaohutongxuemenzhuajinshijianzuoti。

liangtangkedeshijian,jiashangkejianxiuxideshifenzhong,zuoyizhangjuanzizaijiangwan,shijianhaishihenjinde,yaoshijiangbuwan,jiuzhinengdengxiawuzixikeshijianzaijiangtile。

jiaoshilihenkuaijiuanjinglexialai,zhiyoubijianzaijuanzishangshuxieliuxiadeshashasheng。

bushihaiyoutongxuenuodongzuoyifachudegazhisheng。

houguifenbeizheshou,zaijiaoshilixunshizhe。

zheiyeshifangzhixueshengchaoxihuozhekaixiaocha,burenzhendati。

时间一点一滴过去。

“laoshi,zheigezuowenzheiyangxiekeyima?”

侯桂芬:……?

houguifenzhanzhujiaobu,biaoqingyouxiebukezhixindeniutoukanxiangwenhuadelinluo。

tayoudianhuaiyizijishibushihuantingle。

bieshuoshita,jiushilinluopangbiandechujiaojiao,zhenzikang,yedoushiyilianmengbi。

不是,大哥!

buhuidewentizhaolaoshishimeicuo!

可现在是考试!

buhuidetinikaoshixianchangwena!

“考试呢!”

houguifenzhenxiangjilinluoyigebaiyan。

zheihaizizhangdetingbaijingdeyiren,zenmenaozibudahaoshideyangzi。

nayourenkaochangshangwenlaoshitimuzenmezuode。

“哦,那我交卷。”

houguifengangyaozou,tingzheihuajiaoyihua,chadianshuaidao。

bushi,wobugaosunidaan,nijiubuxieleshiba!

“hei,nizheihaizi,najiwokankan!”

houguifenwuyudekanxianglinluodejuanzi。

tayemeibaoxiwang,bijingyigechangnianfenshuersanshidexuesheng,hainengyoushenme……

啥玩意!

都写满了!

难道是蒙的?

houguifencongdiyitikaishi,congtoudaoweidekanleyibian。

嘶!

哎呀!

等一下!

我嘞个去!

“你跟我过来!”

houguifenshuowan,nazhelinluodeshijuanjiuqulejiangtai。

linluodegenzaihoumian,duizhechujiaojiaojimeinongyan。

“laoshi,nijiwojiangyixiazuowenbei,woyingyuzuowenyizhibuzenmehui。”

nijiangwanwojiuwanchengrenwula!

houguifenzaishibazhongzhijiaoduonian,shuobushangjinpaijiaoshiba,yesuandeshangshimingshile,zuiqimatajiaochulaidexuesheng,youbushaoshangleqingbeide。

“你先别说话!”

houguifenmaitoupanjuan,toudoumeitaijiudaduanlelinluodeshifa。

唰唰唰——

对钩一个接一个。

xuanzetidoudui,tiankongtiyemeiwenti,yuedulijiemanfen,zuihoudezuowen,wanmei!

嘿!

houguifenshuadeyixiataiqitou,yanjingfangguangdekanzhelinluo。

“meixiangdaoa!wojiaoshuzheimeduonian,yeyoudayandeyitian!”

linluobeikandetoupifama。

laohounishoulianyidiana,zheiyanshenyoudianxiangmulaohu,niyaochirena!

“laoshi,woxiangqingjiaozuowenzenmexie。”

“ng,nidezuowenqueshihaiyoudianshengying,buguoyonglaiyingfukaoshiyijingzugoule,zheiliyinggaizheiyang,zheiyang,zaizheiyang,zuihouzheiyang……”

houguifennazhebi,duizhelinluodezuowenjiuxiaoshengjiangjieqilai。

考场一片安静!

bushaorendoumengbidekanzheqianmianjiangtaideshishengliangren。

bushi,nimenzenmehaijiaoliushangle!

这不是考试吗?

chujiaojiaokeaidedayanjingzheihuierbukesiyidedengzhe。

zhenzikangdeyanjinggengshiyaocongyanjinglitiaochulaile。

不是,这也行的!

kaochangshangxiantiwen,laoshihaijijiangqilaile!

【renwu:baifangmingshi,huodemingshiderenzhenzhidian,jiangli:dalijingangzhang(yiwancheng)】

大力金刚掌!

南派少林寺的绝技!

cigongneiwaijianxiu,gongchenghoukekaizhuansuishi,yongyutushouji,weiliwuqiong。

haojiahuo,yihoupaihuichendeshihoukedexiaoxindianle,buranyibuxiaoxinnengbarenpaisi!

林洛心里感慨道。

“听明白了吗?”

“mingbaile!laoshininjiangdetaihaole,wodoutingdongle!”

linluoshuangshoushuadeshuqidamuzhi,yiliandezhencheng。

houguifenzuijiaoyichou,youyizhibuzhudezuijiaoshangyang。

我讲的真有这么好?

yedui,buranzheihaizideyingyuchengjizenmeturanjiutishengzheimeduo。

kendingshiwodexinkujiangkeyouxiaoguole。

“ng,nizaihuiquhaohaozhuomoyixia,yaoshihaiyoubudongdedifang,suishilaiwenwo。”

“ngng,xiexielaoshi!”

houguifendiantou,xiaodelaocixiangle。

linluonazhejuanzi,kuaibuhuidaozijidezuowei。

zhenzikang,chujiaojiao,haiyouqianhouzuoyoudetongxue,quandouyifujianguidebiaoqingkanzhelinluo。

xiaonaodaigualiyipiankongbai。

不可能!

绝对不可能!

……