第五章 和幽若的秉烛夜谈,来自核弹的震惊!!

“nimendeshijiedaodishizenmeyangde?”

幽若好奇的发问。

kanxiangyangtiandeyanshen,huotuotuodeyigehaoqibaobao。

聊起家乡。

yangtianyouhenduodongxikeyishuo。

yishijiandoubuzhidaogaicongnafangmiankaikou。

tashuodao:“nixiangzhidaoshenme,niyigegewen,wodougaosuni。”

幽若想了想。

看向杨天。

kanzhetaneilvexiandanbodeshenzi。

tawendao:“nimenneilidoubulianwudema?haishishuojiunibulian?nideshenzigukanshangquhaodanbo,haoxiangyipengjiuyaosanjialeyiyang。”

“……”

杨天无语。

beiyigeruoliufufengsidenvzishuozijishenzigudanbo,haizhenbushiyibandeganga。

不过没办法。

renjiahaizhenyouzheimeshuodezige。

bijing,renjiazhishikanshangquruo,zhenyaoshidaqilai,yigerendatayibaigemeishenmewenti。

这就是练武的好处!

……

“womenneibianpubianbuliande。”

yangtianjieshidao:“womenneibianmeiyounimenzheibiandexiuliantixi,meiyousuoweideneilizhenqishenmede,lianwuzuiduojiushiqiangshenjianti,suoyichuletedingrenqun,jibenmeishenmerenlian。”

“meiyouneilihezhenqi?!”

youruozhenjingdedengdaleshuangyan。

内力和真气。

keyishuoshizheibianzongwushijiederichangle。

说是常识都不为过。

youruocongmeiyouxiangguo,juranhuiyoumeiyouneili、meiyouzhenqideshijie,zheishizaishitaibukesiyile!

“meiyouneilihezhenqi,neinimenneibianderenyaoshiqichongtulezenmeban!”

youruowenchuyigezijinanyilijiedewenti。

yangtian:“qichongtuyibandoushimazhan,shierredalejiuzhaojingcha——yejiushiguancha,huozheqingxujidongledayijiayehenzhengchang。”

youruo:“keshinimenmeiyouwugonga!”

yangtian:“meiyouwugongyekeyidajiaa。”

youruo:“kemeiyouwugong,nimenzenme***ni?”

杨天:“……”

haojiahuo,waibiaoruoliufufeng,zhangkoubikoujiuwenzenme***。

nisuanshibarenbukemaoxiangjiwanermingbaile!

……

“womenneibianbunengqingyisharende。”

yangtiankuxiao:“womenneibiansharenfanfade。”

youruomanbuzaiyi:“womenzheilisharenyefanfaa,dangaishahaishiyaoshaa。”

yangtian:“zheibuyiyang,nimendeguanfumeiyouzhixingli,womenneibianzhixinglichaoqiang。”

youruohaoqi:“suoyi,nimenneibiandeguanchahenlihai?”

杨天:“很厉害。”

youruobujie:“kenishuonimenneilimeiyouwugong,meiyouwugong,guanchanenglihaidaonaliqu?”

yangtian:“tamenqueshibuhuiwugong,dantamenyouqianga。”

“枪?”

youruonaohailichuxiandeshizhangqiang、hongyingqiang,erbushizhongshengpingdengqi。

tajixudao:“nimenguanchayouqiang,nimenkeyinadaoa。”

“……”

nadaodequduifunaqiangdeshiba,niyiweinishixiaolifeidaoma!

yangtianyaoyaotou:“woshuodeqiang,bushinishuodeqiang。woshuodeqiang,leisiyuanqi,yizhongshunfadeanqi,sudubijianhaikuai,weiliyetebieda,yiqiangjiunengdatoushenti。”

“erqie,qianghaibuzhiyizhong,haiyouhenduoqiang。”

“birujujiqiang,yiqiangnengbarendeshentijidalan,jiuliandaxiangaishangyiqiangyedebaobi。”

wenyan,youruochiyileyixia。

zheicairuoruodedao:“yizhaojibidaxiang,henlebuqima?”

杨天:“……”

azhei……ruguobusuanwuqidehua,daxiangyinggaishidibiaozuiqiangshengwuleba?

nizheijuhua,zhendejiuhenfanersai!

……

杨天捂脸。

guoran,shijieguanbutong,youxiedongxizhendebunenggantongshenshou。

xianglexiang,tayejuedingzhuanggebi!

“womenneibianqueshimeiyouneili,danwomenneibianyouhenduoqiangdadebingqi。”

wenyan,youruobushenzaiyi。

yangtiansuozaideshijielianneilidoumeiyou,bingqizaiqiangnengqiangdaonaliqu?chengsileyejiuxuetieruniba!

youruodao:“womenzheiliyeyouhenduoqiangdadebingqia,biruhuolinjian,biruxueyindao,birutanlangjian……”

“zheixiekedoushidamingdingdingdebaodaobaojian,chuimaoliduan、xuetierunidoubuguoshiqingeryiju,guanjianshidaojianbenshenhaiyunhanzheqiangdadehuoyannenglihehanqinengli,jiuliansharendoukeyibujianxue!”

杨天轻笑一声。

suihoudao:“nishuodezheixie,queshibucuo,danyezhishilengbingqieryi。”

“suoweilengbingqi,jibenjiushizhinimenzheixiejinzhanbingqi。”

“erwomenneibian,zaojiudaorewuqidepengzhuangle。”

youruohaoqi:“shenmejiaorewuqi?”

yangtian:“xiangwoganggangshuodeqiang,jiushirewuqi。”

youruodashisuowang:“neiyebuguorucima。”

yangtianqingxiao:“qiangqueshibuguoruci,danwomenneilihaiyouyuanbiqianggenglihaiderewuqi。zheimeshuoba,womenneiliyouyizhongrewuqi,jiaozuohedan。”

“zheizhongdongxishifendangliangde,jibenshang,yigeyiwandundangliangde,jiukeyirangyigexiaochengshixiaoshi。”

“jushuo,hedanshikeyiyanjiuchushangyidangliangde。”

“zheiyangdeyikehedanxiaqu……woxiangxiang,zheimeshuoba,ruguoyimeishangyidangliangdehedanzaidongyingyinbao,zhenggedongyingjiumeile!”

zheiyixia,zhijierangyouruozhenjingdehebulongzui。

“yixiaxiaomieyizhenggedongying?!”

“jiusuanshiposuixukongdefeishengzheyezuobudaoba!”

“niquedingnibushizaihuwo!”