第1章 和事佬

linqingqingzaoyaowobangshanglelaonanren。

nanpengyouanweiwo:“baobao,woxiangxinni。jiusuanyushijieweidi,woyeyaozhanzainizheibian。”

dangwan,wozainanpengyoushoujilizhaodaolelinqingqingdeweixinxiaohao。

liaotiankuanglizhiyouyijuhua——

“tadasiyexiangbudao,zaoyaoderenshiniba?”

1.

jinrukaoshizhou,sushelihenshilengqing。

zhiyouzuisanmanrenxingdewunian,jiaozheshupian,bushiduiwotoulaiyuyanyouzhidemuguang:“ni……buyonghuazhuangma?”

化妆?

zheishishuodeshenmehua?kaoshizhoubuxiangzhexuexi,jiangxuejinbuxiangyaola!

wokanleyandiannaoqiandexiaozuzuoyequn,bumingsuoyidishuo:“wodejiekedazuoyehaiyaodengdaoshipigai,jintianyoubuchumen。”

meixiangdaowuniandebiaoqingbiwohaijingya。

“nibuchumen?zhendejiade。”

zheizhongmomingqimiaodetaidu,rangwoshunjianjingjueqilai,naohailiyongxianchuheiandejiyi。

“nishibushi,congnalitingdaoshenmehuale?”

woxiangneishiwodelianseyidinghennankan,yinweiwunianwangzuiliweishupiandedongzuodoutingdunlejimiao。

“ze。”tazhoumei,turanyansudishuo:“nizuoyehaiyoumeiyoubeifen,kuaiquzhaojiaoshou,chilejiulaibujile。”

wunianshiwomensushezuiteliduxingderen,shuotarenxingyehao,danshibuxihuanshuohuangheren。tanengshuozheizhonghua,jiubushihaowuyuanyou。

laibujisikaotaiduo,wolakaimen,linxingqian,buwangshuoyisheng。

“xiexie!jiangxuejinxialaileqingnichihaidilao。”

wunianhuihuishou,shunbiandaishanglemen。

zuoyezaoyishangjiaosantian,zheigeshihouyaowonazhebeifenzhaojiaoshou,weiyihelideliyouyezhikenengshi——neifenzuoyeyagenmeidaojiaoshoushouli。

wonazhebeifendezhizhizuoyezhaodaojiaoshoubangongshishi,zhengyushangletongzudetongxuemen。

suoyourendoudaoqile,zhiyouwo,shenmetongzhiyemeijiedao。

haimeilaidejishuohua,jiaoshouyanlidemuguangjiusaoguolai,kaikoujiushizhize:“xuwan,nizuoyedoumeijiao,hailaizheilizuoshenme?”

我立刻看向组长。

santianqian,shiwoqinshoubazuoyejiaodaotashoushangde。daxietadexinku,dangshihaijitasongleyipinghelianna。

zuzhangdeyanshenshanshuo,ranhouyouweiqudishuo:“xuwan,zhidaonimang,meishijianxiebaogao。danshiyebunengrangtongxuemenbangnixieba……wozhinenghejiaoshoushuoshihuale。”

yipangdetongxueyebangqiang:“jiushi,yiweisheidougenniyiyang,weileqianshenmedouhuodechuqu!”

jiaoshouqueyoudianganxingqudishuo:“xuwanhaijinimensonglile?”

“两千多的面霜。”

suiranbuzhidaozuzhangweishenmegaowo,dantayijingshiyifushengquanzaiwodeyangzi。

bawogaoguakeduitayoushenmehaochu?jiusuanwoyinciyingxianglejidian,nabudaoguojiajiangxuejin,tayenabudaoneigemingeya。

danshitazhudingyaoshibaile。

woyijingbudasuanjieshizuoyedewuhui,ershizhijiefanlian。

shouyitan,wolengzhelianshuo:“woshuozenmediuleyipingmianshuang,yuanlaishibeininazoule。mashanghaiwo!”

“shenmenazou,mingmingshinizijisongwode!”zuzhangdeshengyinhenjidong,shuodaohoumianyoudixialai,“erqiewoyijingyongle……”

“zhuanzhangba。”woyangleyangshouji,minghuanghuangdiweixie,“niqulewosushe,wodemianshuangjiubujianle,zheinijieshideqingchuma?tongxue,zanmenmeijiaoqing,weishenmeyaosongnizheimeguidedongxi。liangqianyijinggoulianle,buranwozhijiebaojing?”

jiranwosongdedongxitabuxihan,neijiuhaihuilai,zheibuguofenba。

zhongmukuikui,zuzhangxintengrudaoge,liangqianyijingshitayigeyuedeshenghuofeile。dantayezhinengrenzai,yinweitafeichangyaolian。

dengdaoqiandaozhang,wocaiyongkenqiudemuguangkanxiangjiaoshou。

“xutongxueshangxuenianhaishiquanxidiyi,zheiqizhongshuobudingyoushenmewuhui……”jiaoshouxiaolexiao,heshilaotayixianghenleyidang。

“wohexutongxuedanduliaoliao,nimenqupangbianjiaoshidengwoba。”