第3章 越臭越好

yefeikanxianggebixietandetanzhu:“xiongdi,zheimeredetianer,nichuanzhepixiechulaimaihuo,buwujiaoma?huijiayihou,shibushijingchangbeilaopoxianjiaochou?”

shuozhe,tanachulelingyishuangxie:“yaobushishiwozheiyishuangzulichuchouxie?baozhengnixiedaochouchu!”

tanzhukantadeyanshen,xiangshikanzhe**:“zuoshengyizuodaowotoushangle?nizheixiaozihenyouxiangfaa!”

“xiaoxiongdi,annengshishibu?”

neitanzhusuiranbudongxin,danjiabuzhubierenyitingzheixiekeyichuchou,jiuqilexinsi。

neishiyigenongmingong,baitianganhuoleiledeshihou,haineng**bangzi、luqikutuisansanre。

danzheixie,tashijueduibugantuode。

bijingneiweidaokanbishenghuawuqi,jiuliantazijidoushoubule。

“dangrankeyi!”yefeidileyishuang44madexieguoqu。

mingongdagebuhaoyisidituolexie,dunshixunyunleyiqunren。

jianzhuang,taturanjiuyoudianerjujin,buganzaichuanle。

wanyitajuedemeixiaoguobuxiangmai,danshiyoubarenjiadexiezijixunchoule,renjiamaibuchuqulezaban?

yefeiyebeineiweidaoxundetoupifama,buguo,tayidianeryebufachou,fanerlele。

脚臭好啊!

越臭越好!

“dage,meishier,nichuanba!yaoshijuedebuheshi,bumaiyemeishier。”

delebaozheng,mingongdagejiuchuanshanglexiezi。

xieziyishangjiao,limayouzhongqingliangdeganjuecongsimianbafangerlai,liangyihuirulezhenggejiaomianshang,daizouleyitiandezaore。

tajingqidikanleyefeiyiyan,yefeixiaodao:“zouliangbu。”

dagehanhanyixiao,chuanzhexiezilaihuizouleyiquan,yuezouyuejingqi:“anzenmejuede,turanjiujingshenleni?”

qiahaocishi,neishixiedelaorenjiayechuanzhexiehuilaile,tazezechengqi:“queshibianjingshenle!woganjuewozheihuiernengquguangchangshangpaoshiquan!”

yefeiheiheiyixiao,duizhemingongdagedao:“dage,nituolexiekankan。”

mingongdageyiyantuoxialexie,faxianweidaosuiranhaishihenganren,danneizhong**derangrenhenbunenghunsiguoqudeganjue,yijingmeiyoule。

taxingfendidengdaleyanjing:“taishenqile!xiongdi,zheixieduoshaoqiana?”

shuohuajian,tacuolecuoshou,youdianerjiongpo。

zheimeshenqidexiezi,kendinghenguiba?

yaoshichaoguoyibaikuaidehua,tajiubumaile。

jialihaiyoulaopohaizidengzhetajishenghuofei,tabunengtaishechi。

“dageshiwojinwandediyigekeren,wojinidagewuzhe,80!”

“nei……anjiuyaoanjiaoshangzheiyishuangba!”mingongdagesonglekouqi,kaixindifuleqian,jiuzhijiechuanzheyefeidexiezoule。

zhiqianneiweilaoyeziyoudianerbukaixin:“xiaohuozi,wocaishinidiyigekeren,nidoujitadazhele,neiwoni?”

“也打五折!”

youlelianggemianfeide“tuo”,weiguanderenyelailexingqu。

bijingzheiniantou,danfanshishangbanderen,bulunnannv,daduodoushiwuyitianjiao,youleijiaoyourebushuo,huijiayituoxie,manwu“fenfang”。

yaoshizheixiezhendeyounenghuanjiepilaoyounengchuchou,kezhenshinengzaofutamen。

zhayanjian,yefeizheilijiuchengleqiangshoutanwei,meigerenluguoderentingshuoleyefeidexiezideshenqizhichuyihou,douxiangshishi。

erdanfanshiguoderen,meiyouyigebujiaohaode。

duanduanyigexiaoshi,yefeidailaideerbaishuangxie,jiudoumaiwanle。

jinzhangsanwanyiqianbabaisi,baochuzuoxiedechengben,jingzhuanliangwanduo。

tashuqianshudaoshouchoujin,xiaodeyiliancanlan:“kanlaiwohaiyaoganxieshenxianeigenvren,yaobushitabangwomianfeizhaolailekanrenaoderen,wozheixiehaimaibuchuqu。”

jiushibuzhidao,shenxiazhidaozijimianfeijiyefeizhizaoleyiboreduzhihou,huibuhuiqidebeiguoqiqu。

shenxiahuibuhuiqidebeiguoqiqu,yefeizanshibudeerzhi,dantaqingchudekandao,gebineigexietandetanzhuqidebizidouwaile。

dongximaiwanle,yefeijiushoushidongxi,dasuanzouren。

kanzhekongkongruyedexietan,taxinxuelaichao,nachushoujidakaipengyouquan,faleyizhangkongtanzidezhaopian。

peiwen:baitandiyitian,shouzhandajie!yibaishuangchuchouxie、yibaishuangzulixieqiangshouyikong,shengyikongqianhuobao!youxiangyaoxiede,kezhaowoyudingha。

fawanpengyouquan,yefeijiuzhunbeishoushidongxizourenle。

huran,shenjibinghetongmengquerfufan。

yefeiyikandaoshenjibing,jiuxiayishijinzhang:“shenxiaojie,shibushishenxiagennihushuobadaoleshenme?”

budengshenjibingkaikou,tajiufeikuaidao:“neigenvrenzuibachoudejin,buguantashuoshenme,nidoubuyaofangzaixinshang。”

shenjibingcumei:“bushiweileta。”

gangcaideyiqie,tadoukandaole。

“a?”yefeigengjinzhangle。

bushiyinweishenxia,nandaoshiweileta?

tayouzuocuoshenmeshier,redetabukaixinlema?

“zuoshengyiyaojiangjiuchengxin,niweilemaixiejurankuada、xujiaxuanchuan,zheijiushinishuodegaibiandefangshi?”shenjibingdeliansehennankan。

“neixiekerenmainidexie,jiushichongzhenidexuetouqude。guojitiantamenfaxiannidexiezigenbenjiumeiyounisuoshuodeneixiegongxiao,huiyoushenmeyangdehouguo,nixiangguoma?”

“meiyoukuada,yemeiyouxujiaxuanchuan!”yefeijimangjieshi:“shenxiaojie,qingnixiangxinwo,neixiexiedezhiliangdoushijingdeqishijiandejianyande,woyebuhuiweilezhuanqianermeizheliangxingaoxujiaxuanchuan。”

shenjibinggenbenbuchitazheiyitao:“wojianguodebaojianxie、baojianxiediantaiduole。suoweibaojianxie,buguoshineixiegongsibuguoshiweilezhuanlaonianrendeyanglaoqian,gaochulaidexujiaxuetoueryi。”

tashenshenkanzheyefei,binglengderongyanshangmanshishiwang:“woyuanbenyiwei,nijiusuanzaizenmebuchengqi,danzhishaohaishishanliangde。xianzaikanlai,woduinideqidaihaishitaigaole。”

“wozhendemeiyou!”yefeixiangjieshi。

shenjibingquegenbenbuting:“wogaosuni,dengjianglaichuleshi,nibuyaozhiwangwohuijiwoshoushilantanzi。jiranniganzhuansangliangxindeqian,jiuyaozuohaozaobaoyingdezhunbei!”

yixiangdaozijijuranhezheizhongrenzaiyigewuzilishenghuolesannian,tajiujuedeexin!

yeye,ninshiyouduotaoyanwo?juranrangwojiajizheizhongren!

zhengshuozhe,gangcaimailexiedemingonghuranpaolehuilai,hanhoudelianshangmanshijiaoji。

shenjibingquanchengweiguanlemaixiedejingguo,duizheigebangyefeidakailejumiandemingongdageyinxianghenshen。

tacumei:“kandaomeiyou,baoyingzheijiulaile。”