第1章 捉弄

温宜快死了。

zhenduanshushibangwanqunade,yishengshuo,anzhaotaxianzaideqingxing,zuihaoshilijizhuyuanhualiao,dengdaigusuijuanxian。fouzedehua,qingkuangburongleguan。

wenyibiaoshizijizhidaole,jiunazhezhenduanshulikaileyishengdebangongshi。zhenduanshushangdemeiyigezi,wenyidourenshi,kezuzhizaiyiqi,jiuchenglewenyiburenshideciyule。buguo,tazhizhidao,ruguobuzhuyuanjieshouzhiliao,neimetadeshengmingjiuhuicongjintiankaishi,jinrudaojishi。

jixinglinbabaixuebing,yijingjitaxuanpanlesixing。

wenyibuzhidaozijiyinggaizenmequxiaohuazheigexiaoxide,wuzifadaideshihou,jiutingdaozijideshoujixiangleqilai。jietongdianhua,faxianshichuguandegongzuorenyuan,shuoshishaoyunshenturanweiteng,rangtadaiyaoguoquzhaota。

shaoyunshenyouweibing,suoyiwenyisuishendoudaizheweiyao,dantaxianzaizaiyiyuan,quchuguandagaiyaoyigeduoxiaoshi。wenyizhanqishenlai,jiangzhenduanshusuishousaihuidaolebaoli,zhunbeiqusongyao。likaiyiyuandeshihoucaifaxian,waitoubuzhiheshiyijingxiaqilepiaopodayu。

wenyixinlizheji,lianyusandoumeilaidejiqumai,zhijiemaoyuzailubiandalegede,yongzuikuaideshijiangandaolechuguan。

daodabaoxiangmenkoudeshihou,taquanshendoubeiyulintoule,weidubeitajinjinchuaizaihuailideweiyaomeiyoubeiyulindaobanfen,tajiaojidetuikaibaoxiangmen。

menbeituikaideneiyishun。menshangdeyitongbingshuicongshangwangxialinzailetashenshang,talengdaofadou,xiayimiao,jiutingdaobaoxiangchuanlaihongtangdaxiaodeshengyin。

“haha,tahaizhenlailea。”

“wozaojiushuole,zheigewenyia,zhiyaoyitingdaoheyunshenyouguandeshi,shangdaoshanxiahuohaiyehuiganguolai,xinbuxin,napayunshenrangtaqusi,tadouyuanyi。”

“ze,haishitouyicijianzheimebuyaoliandenvren,shangganzhedaotie。”

“ganggangshisheishuoxiazheimedayu,wenyibuhuiguolaide?haha,shuleshulea,ganjinbaqiannachulai。”

wenyilangbeidezhanzaimenkou,buzhisuocuo。tazenmeyebuhuixiangdao,tajingranlunweilezheixierenxianxiawanlededuzhu,eryiwusuozhicongcongganlaideta,gengshichengweilebaoxiangsuoyourenyanzhongdexiaohua。

ertongshilengyanpangguande,haiyoutacishengzuizhenaideren。

邵云深!

tazuozaibuyuanchudegaodangpizhishafashang,yishenchunheisedeyidalishougongxizhuangchendetazhenggerenyingjunwushuang,zhuoerfeifan。ciketataimou,yishuanghaowujiaojuqueyoubinglengcigudeyanmou“kan”xiangwenyi,jiushizheiyiyan,rangwenyixintongdaojihunanyihuxi!

dousannianle,tashizhonghaishiwufajieshou,yunshendeyanjingyijingshimingle!

wenyibaojinlehuailideyao,jiangneixiechaoxiaodoupaozainaohou,nuodonglebuzizouguoqu,bahuailibaohudehaohaodeweiyaofangzaileshaoyunshendemianqian:“yunshen,xianchiyaohaobuhao?”

shaoyunshenjingjingdezuozhe,bufayiyu。wenyizhudongjiangyaodakai,daochuyaowan:“woqujinidaoyibeireshui,nichileyaoxiuxiyihuier,wosongnihuiquxiuxiba。”

huidawenyide,shishaoyunshennaqileshoubiandejiubei,jiangjiushuiyidibushengdepozailewenyilianshang。yuanlaigangcaishaoyunshenbushuohua,zhishizaiquerenwenyidefangwei,haozhunquedejiangjiupozaiwenyidelianshang。

jiandaozheiyimu,baoxiangliderenyoudouhongxiaoqilai。

wenyiqingchudetingdao,shaoyunshenwenta:“wenyi,nishibushixiangyaowosi?”